If you have been recently laid

12y

lol you stole my headline.

GentlemanJack

King Kong

12y

I've said it before in other threads and I'll say it again because it works: cook for her.

Invite her over for dinner, clean your place up, put on some music. Serve her some wine and a appetizer while you finish cooking. Make a good meal for both you - grill up some steaks - and then serve coffee and dessert while chilling on the sofa. You do everything right and you won't even have to try, she'll just fall backwards on the bed, legs up in the air :)

whatwhatwhat

12y

i think if someone is asking this question the only way they would be cooking for someone is if they kidnapped them could be wrong though

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TonyPerkis

12y

its all about the roofie/chloroform combo

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

junkbondswap

Almost Human

12y

It takes anywhere from $50-$10,000 depending on where you live and what you are looking for.

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ivoteforthatguy

12y

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