Humorous Idea:
IFIYFO (I'm fucking in you're fucking out) Capital Management
Real Idea:
Red Cliff Capital
Some of my favorites from the real world:
The Children's Fund (brilliant way to dodge heat by making it sound like a charity)
Blackstone-just sounds badass
There have been many great comebacks throughout history. Jesus was dead but then came back as an all-powerful God-Zombie.
Well, one choice would be Frieds & Company (with Frieds being substituted for my actual last name). I've always like that whole "& Co." type name.
If I felt like an homagey time name, I would go with Voodoo Capital Management in honor of Zimbabwe Ben, Turbo Timmeh and The Krugmanites (They are like deadites but far worse). The other homage would be TUEA (Teachers Union Extortion Association) Capital Management, with a 10 and 50 structure and no watermarks in the least bit, and my clients would like it because, like the NJEA, it's all about making sure you invest in your children's mediocre future while funding my fat paycheck.
The other choice I would seriously consider using, besides Frieds & Company, is Storm Peak Capital Management.
"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
agree on the The Children comment, it sounds kinda nice too,
also like the & co. thing but it's better suited for a merchant bank/pe fund
since it's a hf it has to end in capital management
then i'd pick a nice place name, like a beach or a mountain (avoid boring, gay and/or fail places)...
and there you got a hf name ... don't use your name unless you're well known in the industry or are old money.
finally add some spices like
offshore value strategic long short special situations arbitrage oportunity fund (thx ehf3...)
I somehow missed this thread over the past three years. SB's to the first person who gets the reference:
Boomstick Capital Management
To answer that one, and that's only because I haven't been following old threads over a very long time - the answer to that ties back to what I said about the Krugmanites being worse than deadites.
Now here's the question, did you get that gorgeous American Made twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington, with its a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and hair trigger at S-Mart? Did you Shop Smart?
I somehow missed this thread over the past three years. SB's to the first person who gets the reference:
Boomstick Capital Management
To answer that one, and that's only because I haven't been following old threads over a very long time - the answer to that ties back to what I said about the Krugmanites being worse than deadites.
Now here's the question, did you get that gorgeous American Made twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington, with its a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and hair trigger at S-Mart? Did you Shop Smart?
Rock Pond Capital
Stone Lake Capital
Oak Bench Capital
Gunna Be Awesum, Trust Me Capital
Random Town Name Capital
"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
A good amount of hedge fund names a) make no sense to the average person ex: Raptor Evolution, Capitalist-pig Asset Management, Greenlight or b) induce face-palm ex: Man Group, SAC Capital, Genius Hedge Fund or c) lack creativity as they are named after objects, rocks, lakes, landmarks, etc ex: LTCM, Rockledge Capital, Passport Capital, Pershing Square, or d) hedge funds using the managers initials/last name followed by capital. My potential names would include:
Variations of my name:
DTL Partners
D. Lou Investment Group
Objects: Fork Capital, Spoon Capital, Plate Partners, Cup Capital, Faucet Capital, Lamp Capital, Calculator Capital, Note-card Capital, Keyboard Capital, Blanket Capital, Pillow Capital, iPad Capital, Ceiling Fan Blade Capital, Monitor Stand Capital
Lack Creativity: Large Mountain Capital, Blue Sky Capital, Green Grass Capital, Black Asphalt Capital, Time Square Capital, 1+1=2 Capital, Yellow Egg Yolk Capital, Warm Blanket Capital, While Polar Bear Investments
Make no sense: Colossal Squid Capital, Green Lantern Investments, Schwarzenegger's Bicep Capital, Obamacare Asset Management, Protein Capital
Induce face-palm: ASS Partners, EMO Group, BRO Group, Ho Group and Yo Capital BS Capital, Girl Group, Kids Group, Woman Group, Hedge Fund, LLC
Value investor working in the hedge fund industry.
Portfolio Manager, Analyst at a $380+ million Texas-based value investing HF.
Former Research Consultant, Analyst at a NYC-Based deep value and special situations HF.
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Shot Callin' Capital - Straight Ballin' Capital - Bladez Fund - D & A & L & P & B & J & K & Co. - Wolf Pack Capital - Fluffy Kitty - Capital Etc & Etc & Co. I like this game.
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Bernie's Prison Rape Fund
I just think Lou Bacon should have called his Moore Bacon Capital instead
Ne Plus Ultra The Kraken Confirmed Second Dawn Strike
MechaSoros Fund Management
Collossus Capital Management
The Meat Hammer Fund
Partners In Maximizing Profits (PIMP) Capital
Punani Partners
CREAM CAPITAL
Love it. SB for your efforts
Chiang, Vayner, and Co.
Pacific Trident Global
Dannerskjold Fund
Humorous Idea: IFIYFO (I'm fucking in you're fucking out) Capital Management
Real Idea: Red Cliff Capital
Some of my favorites from the real world: The Children's Fund (brilliant way to dodge heat by making it sound like a charity) Blackstone-just sounds badass
Well, one choice would be Frieds & Company (with Frieds being substituted for my actual last name). I've always like that whole "& Co." type name.
If I felt like an homagey time name, I would go with Voodoo Capital Management in honor of Zimbabwe Ben, Turbo Timmeh and The Krugmanites (They are like deadites but far worse). The other homage would be TUEA (Teachers Union Extortion Association) Capital Management, with a 10 and 50 structure and no watermarks in the least bit, and my clients would like it because, like the NJEA, it's all about making sure you invest in your children's mediocre future while funding my fat paycheck.
The other choice I would seriously consider using, besides Frieds & Company, is Storm Peak Capital Management.
Pimps'R'Us Capital Management
Cell Block Capital Management
tag line: Rapin' bitches so you don't have to!
Regards
Enron Capital Management
Short Term Capital Management
Would MOUNT OLYMPUS CAPITAL MANAGEMENT be to cocky?
mount olympus is known as the home of the gods...
Not too cocky, just a bit cliché: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/greek-god-theorem
MAD
Mercury, Apollo & Diana Capital Management
Justin Bieber & Co
Banana Stand LLC
Mid-term Capital Management
Spacedock General Partnership
Super Investor League
League of Extraordinary Investors
.
Podunk Limited Partners
Kanto Partners
Which city is the major Finance city in Kanto? I'm thinking Saffron or Celadon.
Madoff Tourre and Company
Madoff Tourre Kiervel & Co. I like
Stone Pine Creek Green Tree Hill Blue Point Castle Bay Capital Management Value Partners Offshore LLC
@ New Yorker - What is your goal?
Crap. He's probably trademarked all those names by now.
Big meech Capital or Larry Hoover partners.
agree on the The Children comment, it sounds kinda nice too, also like the & co. thing but it's better suited for a merchant bank/pe fund since it's a hf it has to end in capital management then i'd pick a nice place name, like a beach or a mountain (avoid boring, gay and/or fail places)... and there you got a hf name ... don't use your name unless you're well known in the industry or are old money.
finally add some spices like offshore value strategic long short special situations arbitrage oportunity fund (thx ehf3...)
avoid the blacksomething name, way too ghetto
Longsword Rudiger Capital Management
Marrys, Poppin, Dooby, Twins Capital Management
Cool Whip Fund Management
This needs to be brought back...this one is easy. World Star Asset Management
I somehow missed this thread over the past three years. SB's to the first person who gets the reference:
Boomstick Capital Management
To answer that one, and that's only because I haven't been following old threads over a very long time - the answer to that ties back to what I said about the Krugmanites being worse than deadites.
Now here's the question, did you get that gorgeous American Made twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington, with its a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and hair trigger at S-Mart? Did you Shop Smart?
Not only did I shop Smart, I shopped S-Mart
AlphaZero Capital Management GreyStone Dodgin Cocks Alcatraz Investments
Jedi Temple
TBTF- Too Big to Fail
Jabroni & Co. LLC
Goodman's Sex Asset Management Solo's Fund Management
Surprised nobody has posted this yet; www.hedgefundnamegenerator.com
Rock Pond Capital Stone Lake Capital Oak Bench Capital Gunna Be Awesum, Trust Me Capital Random Town Name Capital
WolfPack Management LLC
Morning wood capital
Poon City Partners
Kung Pow Chicken Capital Advisors
BlackPebble - Get all the ESL asian kids and tell them Blackstone and BlackRock are just nicknames for my firm.
A good amount of hedge fund names a) make no sense to the average person ex: Raptor Evolution, Capitalist-pig Asset Management, Greenlight or b) induce face-palm ex: Man Group, SAC Capital, Genius Hedge Fund or c) lack creativity as they are named after objects, rocks, lakes, landmarks, etc ex: LTCM, Rockledge Capital, Passport Capital, Pershing Square, or d) hedge funds using the managers initials/last name followed by capital. My potential names would include: Variations of my name: DTL Partners D. Lou Investment Group Objects: Fork Capital, Spoon Capital, Plate Partners, Cup Capital, Faucet Capital, Lamp Capital, Calculator Capital, Note-card Capital, Keyboard Capital, Blanket Capital, Pillow Capital, iPad Capital, Ceiling Fan Blade Capital, Monitor Stand Capital Lack Creativity: Large Mountain Capital, Blue Sky Capital, Green Grass Capital, Black Asphalt Capital, Time Square Capital, 1+1=2 Capital, Yellow Egg Yolk Capital, Warm Blanket Capital, While Polar Bear Investments Make no sense: Colossal Squid Capital, Green Lantern Investments, Schwarzenegger's Bicep Capital, Obamacare Asset Management, Protein Capital Induce face-palm: ASS Partners, EMO Group, BRO Group, Ho Group and Yo Capital BS Capital, Girl Group, Kids Group, Woman Group, Hedge Fund, LLC
Möbius Capital Management (with umlaut above the "o")
Two By Twenty Funds
Shylock Credit Partners
The BSDs
Stratton Oakmont, Knight is Back? or maybe "Algos gone wild" if it's a quantitative thing...
Yoda Capital Management
Slogan: "Grow, we must."
Waterbridge Associates LP
@"Going Concern" +1 for Jabroni & Co. LLC haha
Haiku Capital. Ideas pitched only in 5-7-5 theses
Muffin Capital
Ballarin, Hollarin & Slumin Capital Management.
Shot Callin' Capital - Straight Ballin' Capital - Bladez Fund - D & A & L & P & B & J & K & Co. - Wolf Pack Capital - Fluffy Kitty - Capital Etc & Etc & Co. I like this game.
Lord LIBOR Capital Management
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