I'm Done Being a Bro - Just asked her to be my girlfriend. Her reaction gave me the GREATEST FEELING IN THE WORLD.

Dude - Congrats. May the two of you be happy together and in love until the end of time.

No pussification here - all you're getting from me is an SB.

You're irrationally excited about this.

Congrats. Hope it works out. A good relationship will be the best thing to ever happen to you but a bad one will be, well, the worst.

Ah shit man.... it's going to get old after a while, should've stuck to what you were doing... "bro"

This will make it significantly harder to bang your boss's wife again. You sure about this?

been there done that. youll get bored and be back on the prowl within 12 months.

Being able to hold down a relationship takes more effort than fucking around soooo you're actually more of a man now.

Good luck bro

congrats

But Taio Cruz blows.

pics

ibangedmybosseswifeandalligotwasthislousytshirt:

Then out of nowhere I pressed her up against a tree

This always helps to achieve the desired result.

Congrats man, enjoy it.

I fell in love with a girl with eyes of innocence, the face of an angel, a personality of a dreamer, and a smile that hides more pain than you can imagine.

haha wayyy to excited

Relax bro is this your first relationship? Sheesh act like you've been there.

As a guy who's been in a serious relationship for 3+ years, congrats being in a good relationship is extremely rewarding. After a while the honeymoon feeling wears off and you find out if you can really last with that person. It takes work!

does she have AIDS?

if not, you're gonna have to aid her

yeah..two weeks later.. see what happens

was it your boss's wife

brb reinstalling windows64bitpicviewer.exe since no pics loading

I hope she can cook.

Would you mind telling us, in detail, what happened when you got her home after this?

Great feeling, don't worry about whether it will last or not, just enjoy the moment, have fun and good luck with the more complex work/life balance situation you've put yourself in... same situation here, totally worth it so far

Oh wow, didn't expect a forum full of alpha-type finance males to respond in this manner! I guess I was wrong - most of you aren't dipshit douchebags after all!! :D hahahaha. but on a serious note, thanks for all the good wishes, fellow bros. will keep you all in mind and updated! :)

congrats... and safety first ;)

I feel you on the superficial bottles. Is it too much to ask that the bottle just like me for who I am on the inside?

Congrats! Hope it works out between you two :)

What you think you said: "Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

What she heard: "Do you want me to be my fiance two years from now?"

dumb thread

HEY GUISE I MADE SOME ONE MY GIRLFRIEND I'M SO HAPPY

Can clearly see how mature the OP is.

If you were bringing home other chicks while 'dating' this chick you obviously aren't secure enough for the relationship... only a matter of time

Seriously confused on how one can't have a girlfriend and be a bro simultaneously

Props bro. I was completely wasted on my last birthday and asked my girlfriend out. Didn't realize I was in a relationship until the next day when my boy told me I did it. Best cheap vodka induced decision I've ever made. It's been great thus far. The most savage beasts get tamed the hardest.

I'm a seller of 6 months.

Holy shit fucking nerds.

btw... how was your boss's wife?

(|)

jk. good luck bro

Great feeling until you stop giving a crap 2-3 months later

Great feeling until you stop giving a crap 2-3 months later

now you can burn your sperrys and pastel shorts...is it really worth it?

This may be the stupiest thing I have read in a while. Yea you get "wifed up" and tamed...I doubt you were pulling in tail while having 2 girls on your chain all while you are so BUSY with work.

Walk in Central Park---> Unless you are proposing to her, this may be the gayest shit I've ever seen

Pushing her up against a tree?--> I highly doubt this as well. No one uses this move and I am sure you were as big of a pussy as a walk in Central park is.

Being Wifed (i'm saving up to buy a GREAT ring) isn't a badge of dishonor...it is something that should come at the right time in your life. I dont give a rats ass if you're single all your life or you get married at 18....different strokes for different folks.

I would place a large sum of money that you troll youJ!zz and p0rnhub as much as you do WSO. In addition, if you do have a girlfriend she is probably a ugly JAP who tells you all the right thing so they have cash flow from Daddy and You.

Take a fuckin hike buddy!

you can tell by some of the replies there are some miserable bastards on this site. lol. but i guess that's to be expected. to the OP; good on you i say

guess we're not doing the whole pics thing anymore

are you sure you aren't listening to this?

am i the only dude who dates his right hand? and loves every minute of it

lol relative to getting crushed at work, I guess this would seem like a great night. haha also I think you're going to have to change your username now.

Again, This is the worst post on WSO i have seen in a while.

leave it to a dookie to post drivel like this.

i have heard of worse

Whoa Johnny Ringo, while I admire you scepticism, I'd say give him the benefit of the doubt. Wilde was right, 'All bad art springs from genuine emotion'. I mean fine, you felt all fuzzy inside at that moment. But we can't relate to it, so tough luck. Maybe the next time you tell such a story, add a tragic element to it, you know. This is how HBO would do this story: She pocketed your wallet while you had your frotteuristic tryst. Then crack addicts jumped in, glassed you in the nads. Blood everywhere, she quickly offers them your wallet, and they decide to let you go. Your nads can't be repaired. Her kleptomaniac guilt turns into a sick attraction and you can't reciprocate the love. But she has needs. You decide to let her be with other men, but for money (This is Wall Street after all). You become her emasculated pimp, an unconsummated love for all to marvel at.

I am really surprised to see all the hate directed at OP. good luck with your gf mate.

I have a feeling all these hate comments are coming from foreveralones who are just too jealous to admit their own poor position.

Are you finally going to turn in your Vcard?

Day 1: I have tried every browser at my disposal and it blows my mind because the pics just refuse to load.

Day 2: I have concluded that I must have received some sort of virus through my email. I have canceled all email accounts and reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate x64. Pics still not loading.

Day 3: I'm running out of options here. There must be some glitch in the Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Operating System. Thanks Bill Gates. Switching to MAC OS X maybe this will prove effective.

Day 4: MAC OS X installation complete. I'm drawing a blank here. Pics still won't load. After ruling out software errors, I am convinced that there must be some lingering mechanical failure in my system. I have placed an order to newegg for rush delivery of a new Western Digital Caviar Black HDD. Will give this another shot tomorrow.

Day 5: Harddrive has arrived and has been installed. To no avail, the pictures will not load. I have not shaved or showered in a week. My clothes stink. I have lost my job...all because these confounded pictures will not load. I'm done with the whole electronics thing. I will be moving into an Amish community and this will be my last update on this issue. Good luck and good riddance.

OP's YouTube link is broken. Foreshadowing?

But really though, give him a break, guys. So he's happy and wanted to tell some strangers. Good for him, who the fuck cares?

StryfeDSP:

Day 1: I have tried every browser at my disposal and it blows my mind because the pics just refuse to load.

Day 2: I have concluded that I must have received some sort of virus through my email. I have canceled all email accounts and reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate x64. Pics still not loading.

Day 3: I'm running out of options here. There must be some glitch in the Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Operating System. Thanks Bill Gates. Switching to MAC OS X maybe this will prove effective.

Day 4: MAC OS X installation complete. I'm drawing a blank here. Pics still won't load. After ruling out software errors, I am convinced that there must be some lingering mechanical failure in my system. I have placed an order to newegg for rush delivery of a new Western Digital Caviar Black HDD. Will give this another shot tomorrow.

Day 5: Harddrive has arrived and has been installed. To no avail, the pictures will not load. I have not shaved or showered in a week. My clothes stink. I have lost my job...all because these confounded pictures will not load. I'm done with the whole electronics thing. I will be moving into an Amish community and this will be my last update on this issue. Good luck and good riddance.

lol this post needs acknowledgment for all the effort.

I want this feeling one day.