I'm Done Being a Bro - Just asked her to be my girlfriend. Her reaction gave me the GREATEST FEELING IN THE WORLD.PE
So I've been casually dating 2 girls the last couple months, while sometimes taking other girls home when the analysts and I go out to lounges and bars, thinking how fucking awesome the life was and that I was too damn busy / too damn young to commit to anyone.
Last night I asked one of the girls I was seeing to come take a quick walk with me in Central Park. Then out of nowhere I pressed her up against a tree and asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend.
Monkeys, you have no idea how fucking big she smiled - what's that Ben Affleck Boiler Room line again? "ear-to-ear baby!" I thought her fucking mouth was gonna pop off. Then she jumped on me and was like "YES! I'D LOVE TO!"
Anyhow. Should've fucking done this sooner. Greatest fucking feeling in the world right there. And she is fucking amazing - attractive and independent. Fuck bimbo models and superficial bottles and all that shit. I'm done. And I encourage the rest of you to do the same. You never know who you might miss.
Now I'm listening to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iviC_XDRnNs
...let the "you're fucking pussified bro" comments fire away!