I'm Done Being a Bro - Just asked her to be my girlfriend. Her reaction gave me the GREATEST FEELING IN THE WORLD.
So I've been casually dating 2 girls the last couple months, while sometimes taking other girls home when the analysts and I go out to lounges and bars, thinking how fucking awesome the life was and that I was too damn busy / too damn young to commit to anyone.
Last night I asked one of the girls I was seeing to come take a quick walk with me in Central Park. Then out of nowhere I pressed her up against a tree and asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend.
Monkeys, you have no idea how fucking big she smiled - what's that Ben Affleck Boiler Room line again? "ear-to-ear baby!" I thought her fucking mouth was gonna pop off. Then she jumped on me and was like "YES! I'D LOVE TO!"
Anyhow. Should've fucking done this sooner. Greatest fucking feeling in the world right there. And she is fucking amazing - attractive and independent. Fuck bimbo models and superficial bottles and all that shit. I'm done. And I encourage the rest of you to do the same. You never know who you might miss.
Now I'm listening to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iviC_XDRnNs
...let the "you're fucking pussified bro" comments fire away!





Dude - Congrats. May the two
Dude - Congrats. May the two of you be happy together and in love until the end of time.
No pussification here - all
No pussification here - all you're getting from me is an SB.
I hate victims who respect their executioners
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You're irrationally excited
You're irrationally excited about this.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
Congrats. Hope it works out.
Congrats. Hope it works out. A good relationship will be the best thing to ever happen to you but a bad one will be, well, the worst.
Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
Being in love is the best ~2
Being in love is the best ~2 months of a man's life. Enjoy!
GBS
Ah shit man.... it's going to
Ah shit man.... it's going to get old after a while, should've stuck to what you were doing... "bro"
"Well, you know, I was a human being before I became a businessman." -- George Soros
This will make it
This will make it significantly harder to bang your boss's wife again. You sure about this?
been there done that. youll
been there done that. youll get bored and be back on the prowl within 12 months.
Being able to hold down a
Being able to hold down a relationship takes more effort than fucking around soooo you're actually more of a man now.
Good luck bro
YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you...
congrats
congrats
But Taio Cruz blows.
But Taio Cruz blows.
pics
pics
ibangedmybosseswifeandalligot
Then out of nowhere I pressed her up against a tree
This always helps to achieve the desired result.
Congrats man, enjoy it.
happypantsmcgee: You're
You're irrationally excited about this.
+1. Have you never had a girlfriend?
I fell in love with a girl
I fell in love with a girl with eyes of innocence, the face of an angel, a personality of a dreamer, and a smile that hides more pain than you can imagine.
Baby you're the perfect shape, baby you're the perfect weight. Treat me like my birthday, I want it this way and I want it that way. It makes a man feel good baby.
UFOinsider: Being able to
Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
OMS: pics ...or it didn't
haha wayyy to excited
Always in a rush, but never late
Relax bro is this your first
does she have AIDS? if not,
yeah..two weeks later.. see
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I'm making it up as I go along.
was it your boss's wife
RIP WSO Chat.
brb reinstalling
I hope she can cook.
Would you mind telling us, in
Great feeling, don't worry
Oh wow, didn't expect a forum
blah.
congrats... and safety first
Just saying...
I feel you on the superficial
Congrats! Hope it works out
What you think you said: "Do
"Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes."
jos.a.bankhard: I feel you on
RIP WSO Chat.
dumb thread
HEY GUISE I MADE SOME ONE MY
If you were bringing home
Seriously confused on how one
Props bro. I was completely
blastoise: HEY GUISE I MADE
YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you...
I'm a seller of 6 months.
Holy shit fucking nerds.
btw... how was your boss's
"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan
(|) jk. good luck bro
Great feeling until you stop
Great feeling until you stop
GS: I'm a seller of 6
BlackHat: No pussification
Power and Money do not change men; they only unmask them
kidflash: GS: I'm a seller
GoldmanBallSachs: Being in
now you can burn your sperrys
I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
This may be the stupiest
Eventus stultorum magister.