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Holy fuck this is genius. You should charge to smell your fingers. I don't think they tell you what box smells like in Harry Potter books.
Have you ever banged a man? Please think really hard about every woman over 5'10" you've slept with and whether they were really a woman or not.
No Bombay for NYE stud.
lol dickfuld is now a Certified User, missed that until now
Another non-virgin chiming in - happy to answer questions on this topic as well. I may be married, but I still have distant memories of what an active sex life involved.
Is it really pink inside? People always go into detail about butt stuff but never, you know.
Two questions:
1) Are Asian men less desirable?
2) How do you deal with women at your workplace when they all want to fuck you??
1- http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm . Just saying. 2- I've never had this issue, thankfully. Way too many fish out there to play in that volatile cocktail of workplace seks
Not that I fervently seek out this information but I do know of an Indian guy whose junk is too big to fit in anything other than a magnum... Also, do NOT let your imaginations run wild about how I know this
First off, thanks for doing this. I've been reading this forum for a while on this topic so I'll try not to repeat anything I've already learned from the trusty ol search bar.
What would you say my odds are of obtaining a top girlfriend. This has to be a balance between looks and earning potential because we all know a teacher that's an 8 can't touch a big law associate 6 unless the teacher comes from an old money family, duh.
A little about me: Pros: -HYPS undergrad, solid (3.5+) GPA -Captain of university quidditch team -2nd tier BB analyst (Citi, UBS, BAML) -Not Asian male -Affluent family, MM trust fund
Cons: -Only been on tinder for 3 months, lacking any real experience -New to NYC, limited network -Work 100 hour weeks all the time
I've considered consultants like the pick-up artists but their fees are pretty high so I figured I'd reach out first. I'm shooting for a 7 or higher, what are my odds?
OP... you sound like a guy I knew who was bragging about losing his virginity... he said it was painful.. all i could say that he did it wrong, if you know what I mean
But what do I say to a girl I don't want to talk to anymore?? She is bothering me and I'm trying to organize by jet ski trip down the Mississippi River.
Mississippi River isn't prestigious enough, you should be sailing in the Virgin Islands, prole
Hottest and ugliest girl you've ever banged?
Your Mother before and after you were born.
We should have a buttsex thread. I've been getting into buttsex lately. KY warming jelly is a miracle worker
Are you pitching or catching?
But really though. I've been surprised with how okay with it girls are. I don't ask or anything. Warm up to it with the thumb then just grab some lube from the nightstand while hitting it doggy and slide on in. And I'll usually finger them and/or rub her clit at least part of the time so that she begins to associate buttsex with good feels. It's like training a puppy, yeah?
Oh, also, can we discuss food in the bedroom setting? I fucked around with strawberries for the first time with great results! I did lodge a strawberry in this chick's pussy though and she didn't know it cause I blindfolded her with one of those cheap airplane blindfolds and I contemplated not telling her and just leaving it in there. Went on a search and rescue though, scooped it out and made her eat it. Pretty amusing.
Also went to the thrift store and bought some cheap ties. I was talking to a chick friend about using belts and she's like, 'Use a tie. Chicks love that 50 Shades shit.' I'm like, 'Bitch, I have nice ties. Fuck that.' But then I was walking by a thrift store and had a eureka moment. They have ties for like a dollar. Copped six o dem bitches. Also copped '05-'08 Guinness World Record books for like $1.50 a pop and a Village People record. I don't own a record player.
I don't see the point in sticking my finger in a girls ass it seems pretty nasty
Don't knock it till you try it
Favorite pokemon card? Best way to pretend to drink when coworkers make you go out to the bar? Most preftigious haircut?
Charizard. I make people do car bombs. Quick fade up nowadays vs the insane curls I rocked in Brasil.
I'll add my expertise in on a few of these points randomly:
-If you can shove a strawberry inside of her you either have really unripe strawberries or a very loose pussy. I wouldn't recommend eating either. -It's easy to avoid the tgirls. Look for an Adam's apple. And big hands. Oh, and penises. -If you think sticking your thumb in is gross, it's because you need to stop sucking your thumb. -Most girls like anal, they've just been trained to think it's gross and that only whores do it. But once they do it they usually can't get enough.
I'd advise against stuffing anything that rots into a chick's vagina lol.
@dingdong08 - as always, great advice. After reading many of these misguided comments I now know why women usually date older. I'd do the same if I had a bunch of kids trying to shove fruit in every hole of my body.
If I wanted to screw a berry filled pussy I'd warm up a bottle of strawberry jelly and go to town. It'd be a lot cheaper than trying to get laid and you wouldn't have to cuddle afterwards.
Lol@the racism against Asian males on WSO.
Making gross generalizations about an entire race of people? Like asking "are black men inherently more or less violent and dumb than other races?"
Did I entirely miss the Asian comment in this thread?
@mbavsmfin - I'm cool with the various races in Asia. Some of my best friends are Asian!
It's many of the cultures that have the problems eg Chinese culture - 5,000 years and they still can't make a decent dessert.
That would make me culturalist, not racist.
But I also don't like Western and most other cultures. So I'm just a misanthrope.
omg, thank you so much for this. I tried cold-emailing some 10's asking for dinner dates with pictures of my schmeckel attached and haven't had any success. Should I resort to on campus recruiting (currently attending a semi-target).....?
Thanks!, PM me please if your uncomfortable answering in the thread =)
Let me break this down for you in terms you may understand: If your schmeckel is below a 3.4, its not likely going to be well received and tossed aside like many other 'resumes'.
I agree with @mbavsmfin. Asian men are stereotyped as having small dicks, being nerds, etc. You see it all the time in TV, in the media.
It's ok though. The standard response will be to deal with it.
Imagine super Mario as any other ethnicity but Italian. Or the sopranos.
Bigotry all around.
How the fuck did a thread started as a joke about pulling tail turn into a thread about race/ethnicity?
And if you want to boil down all discussions of race and and sexuality, you simply have to do remember the late great Rev. Reggie White:
"Blacks: "When you look at the black race, black people are very gifted in what we call worship and celebration. A lot of us like to dance, and if you go to a black church, you see people jumping up and down because they really get into it."
Whites: "White people were blessed with the gift of structure and organization. You guys do a good job with building businesses and things of that nature. And you know how to tap into money pretty much better than a lot of people around the world."
Hispanics: "Hispanics were gifted in family structure. You see a Hispanic person, and they can put 20 or 30 people in one home."
Asians: "When you look at the Asian, the Asian is very gifted in creativity and invention. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. They are very creative."
"When you put all of that together, guess what it makes? It forms the complete image of God," he said.
In another part of his address, while talking about sin, White said "one of the biggest ones" is homosexuality.
He added he was offended that homosexuals "compare their plight with the plight of black people" and say they they have been persecuted and discriminated against. "Homosexuality is a decision; it's not a race," White said."
No negative stereotypes about Asians, y'all can make everything miniature. You just need whites to build and finance the business, the blacks to dance about it and the Latinos to procreate and jam their vast progeny into one house. It's all so simple.
And this speech was real: http://www3.jsonline.com/packer/sbxxxiii/news/white32598.stm
Someone mistakenly read "Asian" instead of "virgin" and that set mbavsmfin off.
can we get back to talking about hitting on girls, please?
Depends if she's Asian, Hispanic, White, Black or Jewish.
Just be happy that the discussion has yet to devolve into the prestige associated with dating particular non-white races with +700 GMAT
@mbavsmfin
Way to ruin a thread that had potential.
Blame Short. He failed to deliver. I'm not gonna respond to archervice since I don't want this to devolve into a discussion on affirmative action. Short needs to get in and impart his words of wisdom to the unwashed monkeys.
I'd seriously like to talk about shoving strawberries in one's couters. If that's not a problem I don't know what is...
strawberries AND whipped cream in one's couters. no counting calories
Don't think I've ever tried fruit going IN somewhere, the whipped cream/chocolate sauce/strawberries and cream is more so some skinemax/static porn you JO'd to as an 8 year old on the Playboy channel stuff
If you like your women to get yeast infections... @"snatch" what do you think about having strawberries (for lack of a less "bruteish" description) shoved up there?
Better than a kiwifruit, I guess. Definitely better than a mango.
I'm a female, AMA =P
Protip: if you're going to do it right (i.e. no infections / nasty shit), then use greek yogurt with your strawberries. Probiotics in the yogurt are awesome. Helps the vag self-clean and it doesn't get all sticky and melty like whipped cream does. AND you get kudos from the ladies for being health-conscious or some shit, because apparently greek yogurt is like the in thing (along with pilates, organic facial scrubs, and vegan leather).
Whipped cream/frosting on other parts of the body though, are totally acceptable and hot.
On a related note, can I preemptively nominate this as best thread of 2015? Minus the all the ethnic discrimination talk. That's too serious.
I'm not walking into my bedroom with a pint of Greek yogurt and a baster.
Seconded
What about mango greek yogurt on other parts of the body? IE - fingernails, toenails, kneecaps, nipples?
Seriously? Why the obsession with shoving produce into orifices and collecting metric spoonfuls of bodily discharge? Would you be turned on if a girl tried to snake a Trolli sour gummy worm into your peepee hole, only to promptly retrieve it and direct it toward your mouth in a loopty doo manner whilst mimicking airplane noises and announcing, "Captain, prepare for landing"? Hm, well 2 AM Skinemax stars seem to be totally open to it, so I'm sure a real life boy would be receptive to my doing so!
And Greek yogurt? I can't really tell if you're an awkward virginess or just really not funny and terrible at conveying sarcasm.
How about you guys just focus on being normal dudes who know how to ~go with the flow~ in the bedroom. Don't be the creep who drags the entire Farmer's Market into bed with us, gets my bedding all sticky, and then proceeds to brag about it on the Internet as I'm off at my dry cleaners arguing about the resultant stains. I'm not going to be happy throwing out my 800-ct. sheets since 1. they're expensive af, and 2. my Bed Bath and Beyond coupon just fucking expired. But that's just me, so maybe some chick who uses un-prestigious IKEA sheets will be okay with it. YMMV
my thoughts exactly!
And dry cleaners - at least the one I went to last - ask about the nature of stains. This girl was dropping a dress off for dry cleaning as I walked in the door and was stressing that she wanted a particular stain removed. I should point out that I could not see the stain even though I was very close to the counter.. This is how the conversation proceeded:
Dry cleaner: what type of stain is it?
girl: what? its... um ... uh ... ER... what?
dry cleaner: food stain?
girl: yes, food stain..
Think of that what you will...
Exactly my point...
Oh, uh, it's - cranberry juice. Cran-apple.
stw failed as an OP... mba yo helped helped ruin it.
i know where you live.
I feel like half the posters here (Virgin Army + Kids who had sex for the first time in the last 12 months and are completely amazed by it) should be posting on bodybuilding.com or something.
Dude, a squirt bottle of greek yogurt ? That is some saw level shit. I cannot believe a woman even recommended that.
I am fucking eating greek yogurt right now also. Fuck y'all.
I do not think women give serious sex tips to strangers for free over the internet like this. Understand the sarcasm and proceed with caution.
Squirt bottles were a joke (and a poorly executed attempt at trying to rile a crude comment out of someone, my apologies). The serious note is that greek yogurt is a thing (women's health mags are forever hinting at applying them to your lady parts for natural health purposes.... take that with a grain of salt.) Honestly, walking into the room with a can of greek yogurt is the same as bringing in a can of Nutella or frosting. As for application, just use your fingers - that's what they're for, right? At least, that's how I've always done it........
On a serious note, ben wa balls are fucking amazing and everyone should get a pair. Or just buy a bullet vibrator, because what the hell. Make her stick that shit in and give you the controls. Happy partying.`
How often do you freaks just bone in the kitchen to save time in case you change your mind about which foods to shove up various orifices?
Guys up until the other night I thought I knew what a legit squirter was, but boy have I learned. Like fully pumped and ready to go Super Soaker. One of my couch cushions is totally ruined now. AMA.
From an evolutionary perspective, what is the survival advantage of squirting?
I'm not sure, and I don't think anyone else is either - http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/bering-in-mind/2011/06/17/female-ej…
It's just hot.
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