inappropriate to have sex with a MD before you are hired/as an intern?

The trouble is not if it is appropriate or not. The real problem is if you will even get close to getting in bed with them.

You accidentally put an "a" before head

Ha. The only women at my firm are subordinates... I'm an intern.

All I ask of Consuela is to keep the lemon Pledge flowin'.

C'mon - someone must have done something!

This summer during my internship I really wanted to bang my manager's assistant, whenever she came to my cubicle to give me an assignment I always had to urge to say something smart but I always stopped myself lol.

Back in high school and freshman year when I worked retail, I banged my supervisor, not sure if that counts.

Ive hooked up with a girl at my school because I knew her dad was the head of Public finance at a large MM firm. Got the interview but realized I didn't want to go into public finance and there were no off cycle M&A spots open. She wasnt THAT bad. like a 5.5. She also walked with a limp because of a horse racing accident so she kid of looked like a retarded horse. So sad.. but true story.

lol same but my gurl had an accident in a poke-battle (rhydon used takedown but hit her leg instead lol dun ask) and she ended up having to limp around :(

also knew someone who acidentally got hit by a zubat's confuse ray and thus was rendered retarted for at least a month ...was a lvl 49 zubat so understandable

There is no sleeping in banking

when you ask for comments on your book.

Are you a man or woman? If you're a woman it'd probably be considerably easier, though I also don't know how horny female MDs are...

I don't know, but I'll bet buying some sweet banker-casual shoes would help the process along...

My favorite is to bend him over his desk

Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot

When your in a bind do whats right....pull out your c*ck. Works with both banking sexes.

So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession

this thread is amazing. love it

Also you could slip him/her some rufenol, knock her up (get knocked up), DNA test the kid and blackmail, blackmail, blackmail

So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession

Walk into their office and say, "Everyday for the last year you have pushed my shit in, HARD... So its time for me to return the favor."

I know of an analyst who did actually sleep with somebody senior to him in his team though she wasn't on the md level

Two words: Closing Dinner.

when in doubt, whip it out