I recently went for a finance interview at a smaller shop. The interviewer asked me to tell him a joke. I blanked.
I ended up saying:
"A man walks into library and approaches the librarian. The librarian smiles and asks "how can I help you today?"
The man says "Can I get a tunafish sandwich on white?"
Bewildered the librarian says "Sir this is library...".
the man replies (In a Whisper). "Sorry (this where I almost died in the interview of nervousness) can I get a tunafish sandwich on white?"
I got a weak smile from the two guys.
Any good jokes that can be used in these types of situations?