Introducing: The Hedge Fund Name Generator

Prospective HF managers: Having difficulties coming up with a creative name for your hedge fund? Just visit hedgefundnamegenerator.com . And in case you want to start a hedge fund tomorrow, here are the most liked hedge fund names on that website:
1. SilverStone Partners
2. LiquidStone Group
3. SilverRiver Associates
4. RedHill Sons & Co
5. BlackBay Sons & Co

The difficulty can be seen both in the fact that the random Hedge Fund Name Generator has been around for six years already, and by the increasingly poor choices being made: Dabroes Management. Genius Hedge Fund. 5:15 Capital Management. Point72 Asset Management. And, as this jaunty little video from the Journal notes, Brown Trout Management.

No offense to the guys who work there, but why on earth would someone invest millions of dollars in funds that named Genius Hedge Fund or Brown Trout Management? My hedge fund's name is Green Crescent Advantage. What name did you get?

Link: http://www.hedgefundnamegenerator.com/

Original story: http://dealbreaker.com/2015/07/naming-a-hedge-fund-is-too-hard-so-dont-…

 
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