I want to look like 15% Mitt Romney and 85% Batman, only with a slightly better hair cut.

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man." ― William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
 
fryguy22:
Silent Guardian:

I want to look like 15% Mitt Romney and 85% Batman

Yeah, Batman would crush it in AM

I am hoping that someone makes a parody on the Nolan Batman Trilogy and Wall Street in which the activist investor is the good guy who only seems dark. Maybe they could make a NY Attorney General become Two Face.

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man." ― William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
 

Also, I am planing to go with well manicured beard. Any thoughts?

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man." ― William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
 

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"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man." ― William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

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