Ivy league girls

I was just walking aroun columbias campus before and information session and never have I walked around for so long in NYC without spotting a cute girl. Is this the talent that all you ivy kids hooked up with in college?

 
MMBinNC:
UNIVERSAL TRUTH

In general, female brains and attractiveness are inversely related.

Hilarious, and probably true. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE there has to be a stat geek in these forums somewhere that will get some data and plot a graph for us.

This is sad, but I honestly think the reason for that is because they don't get invited out as much and they don't have as many friends (especially guy friends) to distract them. Then, because of that, they decide to focus elsewhere (i.e. studying) and that does nothing to help them become more attractive, and the cycle continues. Obviously there are exceptions to this, but I really think there is some correlation here.

 
Bankn:
MMBinNC:
UNIVERSAL TRUTH

In general, female brains and attractiveness are inversely related.

Hilarious, and probably true. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE there has to be a stat geek in these forums somewhere that will get some data and plot a graph for us.

nope.

Intelligence and physical attractiveness Satoshi Kanazawa, LSE

''Physical attractiveness is significantly positively associated with general intelligence, both with and without controls for social class, body size and health."

http://personal.lse.ac.uk/Kanazawa/pdfs/I2011.pdf

 
Paulson:
djfiii:
I know UChicago isn't technically an ivy, but it definitely suffers from the same problem you're describing.

THIS.

Jesus. They weren't lying when they said you'll get UChicago Goggles while being there.

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read erica cerulo's bio. i would drop-dead marry her in a second. i went to an ivy and there are a ton of pretty AND smart AND entreprenuerial girls like her. any given ivy might have only 10% girls who would be considered "hot" compared to penn state's 80%, but that 10% is enough when you consider that 80% of ivy guys have no chance with them. hot, smart, hard working, financially independent. you guys go for your state school whores. more ivy league women for me :)

 

Theres a bus that runs from Wellesley to Harvard on Friday nights - its called the fuck bus because the guys at Harvard tend to go for Wellesley girls first because theyre more attractive than the Harvard guys. The Harvard girls tend to get picked up by the MIT guys, and the MIT girls are generally considered to be shit out of luck. Not that there aren't some very lovely ladies at the Ivy's and other prestigious schools, my girlfriend went to an Ivy and she is very pretty, as are many of her friends, a lot of whom are international students.

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UFOinsider:
Flake:
They're too smart for me. I can't catch/trap them like I can Rutgers girls.
Yeah, but that hasn't worked out too well for either of us, now has it?

Speak for yourself, friend.

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seedy underbelly:
cornell is a state school, it doesnt count.

lol, it's called a land-grant college, and it makes up only about 20% of undergrad Cornell.

Girls at Brown, Northwestern and USC are very good looking too.

Northwestern has some cuties but not enough :(

Michigan on the other hand, is loaded with bad bitches.

 
MrJetSet:
seedy underbelly:
cornell is a state school, it doesnt count.

lol, it's called a land-grant college, and it makes up only about 20% of undergrad Cornell.

Girls at Brown, Northwestern and USC are very good looking too.

Northwestern has some cuties but not enough :(

Michigan on the other hand, is loaded with bad bitches.

um, a few. I'd make the same claim as you did with NW - a few but not enough. Now, if you venture north to MSU then it's hottie central.

 
FinancialNoviceII:
Generally in the UK its like that too. The top schools like Oxbridge, LSE, Imperial, etc dont have that many hot girls. But the middle batch of good uni's, your UCL's, Durham's, Warwick's Manchester, etc have a lot of hot girls.

Its weird. I guess hot women can only be kinda smart otherwise they just have too much to do.

Dude, it's not like the UK has any hot women at all, so there really can't be any differnece amongst top tier schools.

If you want to go to school for hot chicks, go an American state school in the South or the Southwest (Arizona State is a top-target school for baby girls).

 

Wellesley - a very high percentage are lesbians. Also, they're not hot. If Harvard guys are forced to send a fuck truck to Wellesley then my heart weeps for the talent in Harvard.

Cornell - if you're into Asian chicks then your life is made. All kinds go there. Mainly nerdy types as you can imagine, but hey some are into that. Generally though, if you're not into Asian girls so much (though everyone is a little) then you're fucked. Badly.

Stanford - Decent girls, actually. I'd give this my stamp.

All points verified and cross-checked :)

 
bbjhva:
Wellesley - a very high percentage are lesbians. Also, they're not hot. If Harvard guys are forced to send a fuck truck to Wellesley then my heart weeps for the talent in Harvard.

Cornell - if you're into Asian chicks then your life is made. All kinds go there. Mainly nerdy types as you can imagine, but hey some are into that. Generally though, if you're not into Asian girls so much (though everyone is a little) then you're fucked. Badly.

Stanford - Decent girls, actually. I'd give this my stamp.

All points verified and cross-checked :)

When I mention Cornell, definitely not talking about nerdy Asian girls.

 
tlynch5:
this is why state schools > ivy all day

You wish! Columbia College girls might suck [ ;) ] in the looks department, but they're really cool people to hang out with. Some of the smartest and most interesting people in the world.

And if I ever need any action, I just put on my Columbia sweater and head down to Barnard or any number of random schools in NYC, and get tons of attention just because of the Ivy label.

State schools are good but not better than the Ivy League.

 
seedy underbelly:
tlynch5:
this is why state schools > ivy all day

You wish! Columbia College girls might suck [ ;) ] in the looks department, but they're really cool people to hang out with. Some of the smartest and most interesting people in the world.

And if I ever need any action, I just put on my Columbia sweater and head down to Barnard or any number of random schools in NYC, and get tons of attention just because of the Ivy label.

State schools are good but not better than the Ivy League.

I'm gonna hate on your game if it takes you a sweater to get some women.

 
FinancialNoviceII:
seedy underbelly:
tlynch5:
this is why state schools > ivy all day

You wish! Columbia College girls might suck [ ;) ] in the looks department, but they're really cool people to hang out with. Some of the smartest and most interesting people in the world.

And if I ever need any action, I just put on my Columbia sweater and head down to Barnard or any number of random schools in NYC, and get tons of attention just because of the Ivy label.

State schools are good but not better than the Ivy League.

I'm gonna hate on your game if it takes you a sweater to get some women.

Haha. Ok, I wont disagree. But it is what it is, bhai! ;)

 
sweetwater:
Vanderbilt - lots of hot girls, D1 sports, and solid academics. Only problem is that it's in Nashville....

nashville = home of country music = unlimited supply of ridiculously hot blondes.

done and done.

 

I've been on Harvard, Columbia, Cornell and Penn campuses. And Penn girls are by far the hottest. Actually Penn feels like a state school- its just filled with slightly smarter, and much richer, kids.

 

You guys are fucking clowns I went to rutgers, got a job you guys would be jerking off to, and I got more ass Than a toilet seat. The girls at rutgers were so fucking hot compared to the shit you'd get at Columbia, nyu, princeton, harvard, etc. Now I have a dime piece girlfriend, got paid to go to school and ended up in the same position as you prestige whores

 
Mfsl27:
You guys are fucking clowns I went to rutgers, got a job you guys would be jerking off to, and I got more ass Than a toilet seat. The girls at rutgers were so fucking hot compared to the shit you'd get at Columbia, nyu, princeton, harvard, etc. Now I have a dime piece girlfriend, got paid to go to school and ended up in the same position as you prestige whores

Rutgers sucks, and your g/f is probably slutty (like all Yankee girls)

 
JBGH:
Rutgers sucks, and your g/f is probably slutty (like all Yankee girls)

Yes... YES... Let the hate flow through you... Let it coarse through your veins, like FIRE... Be a conduit for it, and let it SURGE OUT OF YOU LIKE AN UNSTOPPABLE FLOOD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Mfsl27:
You guys are fucking clowns I went to rutgers, got a job you guys would be jerking off to, and I got more ass Than a toilet seat. The girls at rutgers were so fucking hot compared to the shit you'd get at Columbia, nyu, princeton, harvard, etc. Now I have a dime piece girlfriend, got paid to go to school and ended up in the same position as you prestige whores

Do tell about your job. Its been a long time since I jerked off to someone's vocation.

 
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tupsi22:
Reading this, I am shocked so many of you are still single.

Yeah, that Rutgers "more ass than a toilet seat" guy seems like a real catch. Ladies of NYC, how'd you let that dreamboat slip through your fingers?

Anyways, Harvard girls are busted, Yale is primarily for homosexuals so their girls don't count, Dartmouth and Cornell are full of fat girls, Princeton, Brown and Penn have fine-ass females. Fine as fuck.

For all you people talking about Canada... WTF? Canadians are a bunch of backwards peasants that live on the less valuabe lands on the outskirts of civilization. They're basically stone age hill tribes. Snow tribes. The average Canadian woman, like the average Canadian man, has the mental capacity of an American 8 year old. They aren't mentally capable of truly giving consent. Fucking a Canadian is like fucking a child or retarded person. It's rape.

 
NYCbandar:
Anyways, Harvard girls are busted, Yale is primarily for homosexuals so their girls don't count, Dartmouth and Cornell are full of fat girls, Princeton, Brown and Penn have fine-ass females. Fine as fuck.

For all you people talking about Canada... WTF? Canadians are a bunch of backwards peasants that live on the less valuabe lands on the outskirts of civilization. They're basically stone age hill tribes. Snow tribes. The average Canadian woman, like the average Canadian man, has the mental capacity of an American 8 year old. They aren't mentally capable of truly giving consent. Fucking a Canadian is like fucking a child or retarded person. It's rape.

There's so much wrong with all this that I don't even know where to start.

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 

Okay seedy, you're a columbia freshman asking how to dress nice on a forum. This thread is about girls at schools. Columbia is a good school, I got in and would have gone in a heartbeat if I didn't get paid to go elsewhere. Doesn't change anything I said. I hope you get everything you want in life buddy, all I'm trying to say is that state school is fucking awesome if you get money to go. Nobody had a better four years than me. Nobody.

 

Yeah but the girls there suck which is the OPs original point. Dude just take the Superbad quote. The girls at state are half as smart and twice as likely to fellate you. The girls at ivy league schools suck. If you can go to Columbia and bang models from fit and lim on the weekends then touché... But somethings telling me the kid asking how to dress nice to impress girls in college isn't gettin that

 
imnottheonlyone:
I've been on Harvard, Columbia, Cornell and Penn campuses. And Penn girls are by far the hottest. Actually Penn feels like a state school- its just filled with slightly smarter, and much richer, kids.
If you're into JAPpy girls.
shorttheworld:
oh and rutgers has the highest std rates in the country i believe.
Because it's Jersey.
I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 
International Pymp:
cornell girls are nasty actually... if you think they're hot you must be really deprived coming from MIT or some place.

Brown girls easily hottest in the Ivy League

This coming from a guy named International Pymp. Yeah, I'm deprived. I went to Oxford.

 
FinancialNoviceII:
International Pymp:
cornell girls are nasty actually... if you think they're hot you must be really deprived coming from MIT or some place.

Brown girls easily hottest in the Ivy League

This coming from a guy named International Pymp. Yeah, I'm deprived. I went to Oxford.

Exactly, Oxford is true depravity in terms of females --- perhaps one of the ugliest female classes of any university on the planet. I went to an Ivy without a single hot girl on campus myself, so I understand.

 

I might be biased...no, I take that back, I am very biased...I don't see how you could beat USC in terms of undergrad experience:

*Football team

*SoCal talent

*LA nightlife

*Vegas

*Decent academics

*If you're smart enough, USC will basically pay you to attend

*One of the business clubs actually set up a graduation party at the Playboy mansion. Unfortunately, USC admin shut it down, they didn't want us to be associated with Playboy.

When deciding what uni to attend, most kids would have to compromise. Attend ASU and you trade academics for an active social life. Attend MIT, and you trade social for the most comprehensive technical education in the world. At USC, you can have your cake and eat it too.

Oh, and Stanford is not bad at all.

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I might be biased...no, I take that back, I am very biased...I don't see how you could beat USC in terms of undergrad experience:

*Football team

*SoCal talent

*LA nightlife

*Vegas

*Decent academics

*If you're smart enough, USC will basically pay you to attend

*One of the business clubs actually set up a graduation party at the Playboy mansion. Unfortunately, USC admin shut it down, they didn't want us to be associated with Playboy.

When deciding what uni to attend, most kids would have to compromise. Attend ASU and you trade academics for an active social life. Attend MIT, and you trade social for the most comprehensive technical education in the world. At USC, you can have your cake and eat it too.

Oh, and Stanford is not bad at all.

USC does have hot rich girls, good football, and the academics are reasonably good. But unless your parents are rich, you're not going to be spending weekends partying at the top L.A. nightclubs and going out to vegas. Also, the campus is in a god awful location.

Stanford is probably the best all-around college in America. But the girls aren't that great. The joke goes, "9 out of 10 girls in california are hot. the 10th one goes to stanford."

 
Derivatives:
USC does have hot rich girls, good football, and the academics are reasonably good. But unless your parents are rich, you're not going to be spending weekends partying at the top L.A. nightclubs and going out to vegas. Also, the campus is in a god awful location.

Stanford is probably the best all-around college in America. But the girls aren't that great. The joke goes, "9 out of 10 girls in california are hot. the 10th one goes to stanford."

SC girls are pretty fire. I like UCSB of the Cali schools - hot gals, beautiful campus, great location. I love Stanford's campus and the vibe there but the gals are ok.

 

Dude, take a bus to CUNY. Ivy girls are busted in general and way too stuck up for my tastes.

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Mfsl27:
I was drunk ranting cause seedy underbellies Columbia sweater comment pretty much took the grand prize for tool comment of the century. Looking back at this now I've pretty much sunk to that level haha. My bad, I guess the prestige whoring finally made me snap in my drunken stupor

I do that. Also, I agree on Rutgers girls. With that said, I think every school has at least SOME hot ass.

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Princeton and Dartmouth have the most attractive girls in the ivy league. Lot of athletes and preppy chicks.

One of the hottest girls i personally know went to dartmouth: blonde, tanned, busty, great toned body.

 

Ok, I got to a non target/not prestigious college (Princeton) and I have to say we don't have many hot girls :/

However, the girls here are very very smart and intelligent. They are all very good at math and from china/wealthy families.

They will make an excellent wifes for the guys who attended the top tier prestige schools(UCLA/CORNELL/Rutgers), but I wouldn't trust em using a stove because they are not wise just very intelligent.

Hope I have helped "shorttheworld" in your search for the answer to question at hand.

God bless!

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa...stop traffic! Most clever people aren't particularly attractive. It's not just girls. It's not like Brad Pitt went to MIT.

In fact, most people are pretty unattractive (my ugly ass included). Who cares? The key to getting your dick wet: lowering your standards. Based on the lack of proper English used in the vast majority of these posts, I doubt sincerely that any of you are geniuses. Going to an Ivy isn't a sufficient condition for being smart. It's not even a necessary condition. I know loads of unattractive, unintelligent Harvardians of both sexes. They are called 'legacies' and 'under represented minorities.' Let's be honest: not everyone faces the same admission standards.

And let's not lump LSE in with Oxbridge. British women are (in my opinion) slight less attractive than their American counterparts. Fortunately, LSE has a large international student population. And French, Italian and Eastern European women (especially the ones wealthy enough to attend LSE) tend to be total smoke shows.

Amongst the Ivies, Brown has the best looking women. Penn is just awful. That's why you have to drink in Philly until you get 'Penn-goggles.'

And Cornell women are fat. ASU, LSU, Alabama...if all you care about is the way they look, go shopping for a moron in the South or Southwest. LSU is good, but if you go even lower tier (think UL-Lafayette, for instance), the women are even more attractive. Sadly, none of you are likely to pull any ass there. They don't care if you're going to be an investment banker. They don't know what that means. Only the Asian chicks at Princeton get wet by hearing about your job prospects, so don't come to the Deep South talking about how big of a BSD you are. And if you do come, please leave your wizard capes and tin foil hats at home.

 
brotherbear:
Whoa, whoa, whoa...stop traffic! Most clever people aren't particularly attractive. It's not just girls. It's not like Brad Pitt went to MIT.

In fact, most people are pretty unattractive (my ugly ass included). Who cares? The key to getting your dick wet: lowering your standards. Based on the lack of proper English used in the vast majority of these posts, I doubt sincerely that any of you are geniuses. Going to an Ivy isn't a sufficient condition for being smart. It's not even a necessary condition. I know loads of unattractive, unintelligent Harvardians of both sexes. They are called 'legacies' and 'under represented minorities.' Let's be honest: not everyone faces the same admission standards.

And let's not lump LSE in with Oxbridge. British women are (in my opinion) slight less attractive than their American counterparts. Fortunately, LSE has a large international student population. And French, Italian and Eastern European women (especially the ones wealthy enough to attend LSE) tend to be total smoke shows.

Amongst the Ivies, Brown has the best looking women. Penn is just awful. That's why you have to drink in Philly until you get 'Penn-goggles.'

And Cornell women are fat. ASU, LSU, Alabama...if all you care about is the way they look, go shopping for a moron in the South or Southwest. LSU is good, but if you go even lower tier (think UL-Lafayette, for instance), the women are even more attractive. Sadly, none of you are likely to pull any ass there. They don't care if you're going to be an investment banker. They don't know what that means. Only the Asian chicks at Princeton get wet by hearing about your job prospects, so don't come to the Deep South talking about how big of a BSD you are. And if you do come, please leave your wizard capes and tin foil hats at home.

Brown has the best looking women in the ivy league? Totally off base. I think that honor goes to Princeton.

 

There is no inverse correlation between looks and smarts. It’s just that a huge component of getting admitted to a top school is also hard work. This is where ugly people gain an advantage. Attractive people are busy getting laid and don’t have a huge incentive to be ambitious, to study, make a career, etc. – moves, whose final objective is to get laid anyway. Ugly chicks, on the other hand, do not get laid anyway, so they study and work hard, while the hot ones get banged. That’s why fuglies have a better chance of going to an ivy. Then they graduate, work hard to make a career and talk shit about how personality matters more than looks, how beauty is in the eye of the beholder, how beauty is transient with age (as if your brain lives forever) and similar crap that ugly people tell themselves over their entire life in order to feel better, but which they don’t believe themselves. At the same time, the hot ones get banged and have a good time. This is how the world has worked for thousands of years.

 

how the hey did those FSU chicks make #1 on that list???? They look like complete garbage next to some of the others (most notably, Auburn?? Florida?? AZ State??). If you're going to claim FSU has hotter chicks than the others, then that was a poor choice of photo to represent that claim.

 

There are some rough looking women at Ivies. I dont even know how you guys went to class with all those mingers around. Plus they're all boring and anal-retentive. Give me a Souther girl who went to Texas A&M any day.

 

Also... change my name because you can't take me seriously? Just to remind you, this is a website full of young people primarily messing around and we're currently on a thread discussing which colleges have hot and or slutty women ---it's not as if the topic is future interest rate trends or the dissolution of the eurozone. I'm not really concerned about how "seriously" I am being taken in my views of whether Dartmouth girls are promiscuous or Brown girls are hot... you should take yourself LESS seriously... that would be my advice.

 
International Pymp:
Also... change my name because you can't take me seriously? Just to remind you, this is a website full of young people primarily messing around and we're currently on a thread discussing which colleges have hot and or slutty women ---it's not as if the topic is future interest rate trends or the dissolution of the eurozone. I'm not really concerned about how "seriously" I am being taken in my views of whether Dartmouth girls are promiscuous or Brown girls are hot... you should take yourself LESS seriously... that would be my advice.

If anything the name "International Pymp" would make him an expert in this topic.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
imnottheonlyone:
It doesn't even matter that much. IMO, they only need to be 6 or higher and its all the same with me. You don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire.

Look at these MIT girls: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TJHkhfXH6hI/AAAAAAABmpY/CREOXY6kn…

they're ALMOST all do-able according to me :)

Ugly chicks need love too I guess. The fact that there is a guy in there that I bet you didn't see proves that those girls are NOT attractive. I have high standards, but you must have cataracts.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

Princeton only Ivy that has a fairly consistent population of dimes. Sans the outlier here and there at others...don't go to those schools looking for some hot ass, think that's just common sense. However would hav to say for best of both worlds (academics and chicks) I'd look to UVA, UNC, and Georgetown. And people getting up in arms over state school chicks, have you ever hung out with a gaggle of Michigan State girls? No matter what you've accomplished in life, it's not happening unless you have frosted tips and stood outside the East Lansing Abercrombie and Fitch with your shirt off as a summer job in HS.

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Okay, coming from a kid that goes to Columbia, I'll concede that we don't have many hot girls. However, we do have a very staggering ratio of females:males when you take into account Barnard, although that increase in the ratio doesn't nearly compensate for the sheer and utter lack of quality women. To quote an alumnus, "it doesn't matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, it's still a pig." It doesn't matter how many women you throw at us Barnard, if you're all whales.

With all that being said, let's not forget that Columbia is located in New York fucking City. Tons of stunning, elegant, classy chicks, and a bevy of models (and bottles), provided you know the right spots (pro tip: not around Columbia's campus).

 

Let's also not forgot that 100% of those stunning, elegant, classy chicks are not in the market for a 20 year old Columbia kid. That's like saying you're rich because you just walked into a bank lobby. Just because you're surrounded by millions of dollars doesn't mean you get to lay claim to it :)

So, suck it up and hang out with the Barnard chicks. They need love too.

 
Let's also not forgot that 100% of those stunning, elegant, classy chicks are not in the market for a 20 year old Columbia kid. That's like saying you're rich because you just walked into a bank lobby. Just because you're surrounded by millions of dollars doesn't mean you get to lay claim to it :)

lol +1

 

^^^ wtf? What the hell makes you want to marry her in a second?

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scottj19x89:
^^^ wtf? What the hell makes you want to marry her in a second?

well... she's gorgeous, seems quite intelligent (u-chicago), hard working, runs her own business (when at that age, i know several former college classmates of mine working receptionist jobs and dating finance VPs). she seems decent and not the wild partying type despite her looks. the only factor missing in this equation is whether she's nice or not. other than that, i'd marry the chick in a second.

 
pawsoffmymoney:
scottj19x89:
^^^ wtf? What the hell makes you want to marry her in a second?

well... she's gorgeous, seems quite intelligent (u-chicago), hard working, runs her own business (when at that age, i know several former college classmates of mine working receptionist jobs and dating finance VPs). she seems decent and not the wild partying type despite her looks. the only factor missing in this equation is whether she's nice or not. other than that, i'd marry the chick in a second.

Quit gassing that chick; she's a 6 at best.

 

you clearly haven't been in a long term relationship. It doesn't matter how hot, or smart, or successful a girl is. Any sane man that has experienced a relationship long enough to be marriage material knows that the "checklist" means jack shit. Once you're 3 years deep, all bets are off and your checklist goes right out the window. By then, you're tired of fucking her anyway, so hotness doesn't matter. And now she's comfortable enough with you to nag at you every day for shit that used to be endearing.

 
djfiii:
you clearly haven't been in a long term relationship. It doesn't matter how hot, or smart, or successful a girl is. Any sane man that has experienced a relationship long enough to be marriage material knows that the "checklist" means jack shit. Once you're 3 years deep, all bets are off and your checklist goes right out the window. By then, you're tired of fucking her anyway, so hotness doesn't matter. And now she's comfortable enough with you to nag at you every day for shit that used to be endearing.

Yeah, they're called settlers. There's a time for that I suppose, I'm not gonna hate on such people because I dont know where I will be but now is not that time for all that talk. Not really sure why the talk went into marriage and/or long-term commitment.

 
shorttheworld:
Aviator:
I can't fuck girls who aren't perfect 10's anymore. Too many of these Ivy broads have bad breath, armpit odors, bad hair, plus they look like shit in the morning, and don't dress too well.

so.. lots of jerking off lately then huh lol

+1 hahaha

Funny thing is, you can never bang a perfect 10 girl. The whole point in a perfect 10 is that she is completely elusive, because once you've been with her you will automatically downgrade her and find another girl that is more attractive than her. That's my philosophy anyway. The best you can do is a 9.9. Keep trying.

 
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Natalie Portman also graduated from Harvard. Can't argue with that, she's a babe. Veritas.

cheers.

 

Jungle fever, as a term, typically applies only when the person attracted, male or female, is white and they are attracted to black people of the opposite gender. There are different terms for crossracial attraction going the other way, black to white, and for both directions but same-gender attraction...

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

eh, all those famous (hotties) get admits to ivys after they are multi billionaire successful actor/actresses. Of course, they have awesome application narratives so they get in. Let's talk about the normal girls that get admits. They are, for the most part, busted.

 
djfiii:
eh, all those famous (hotties) get admits to ivys after they are multi billionaire successful actor/actresses. Of course, they have awesome application narratives so they get in. Let's talk about the normal girls that get admits. They are, for the most part, busted.

Did you not see the dates of people like Rashida Jones, Elizabeth Banks and Jennifer Connelly? Granted I am not an expert on their careers but I am pretty sure they gradated before they hit fame. The only one on that list that falls into your criteria is Emily Watson.

 

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Women, along with rules, are meant to be violated
 

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If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

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