Funny comment I found on WashPo

''Let me guess. Hunter was skimming the help wanted ads and as luck would have it Ukraine Natural gas was hiring. A quick internet search shows that he works as a lobbyist in D.C., he co-founded hedge fund Paradigm Global with his uncle James Biden and Allen Stanford (Biden's partner Stanford is now in jail for 110 years for securities fraud, Hunter and Uncle James are not), Clinton appointed him to a post in the Dept. of Commerce and Bush appointed him to the board of Directors of, drum roll please......Amtrak. Now Ukraine natural gas. It sure pays well when your dad is Lunchbox Joe, champion of the working man. Oh, uncle James is helping broker a $1.5 billion deal to build housing in Iraq. Nothing to see here, just move along.''

 
eloquence

I mean show me where he was just appointed because 2014-2019 is when it actually was

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You know what's even more pathetic?  Someone who sent thousands of kids to die to take over such a place!  And is somehow still losing!  Must suck to be Putin.

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His army ran out of fuel and tractors are towing his tanks away 😂😂

 

What changed?  No new cities for Putin, the only one has has is Kherson which was two weeks ago.  No air superiority either, despite having an air force 15x the size of Ukraine's.  Failing at every objective.  All Putin's done this week is kill more civilians

 

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