Just beat my gf at her own game (details inside)

So I've been having some issues about my gf maybe thinking I'm a pussy. My mom buys me a lot of nice clothes, like burberry shirts and polos. Also, I talk like a nerd. Even though I'm not. My voice is even deep. I just enunciate words very clearly. So she sometimes thinks that she's more salt of the earth than I am. She even made a comment recently about how I couldn't live in the wild with her. Several times she's made comments about how she loves masculine scents like old spice. She also commented about how her dad uses it and she even wants me to use it. Now I use a variety of colognes, including masculine scents, but not the cheap masculine smell I think she likes. Remember the father complex that Freud talked about? It's relevant in this case.

So here's where shit gets interesting. I came up with a ploy to beat her at her own game. I live in my gf's house in the suburbs. Yesterday, I snuck into her parents bathroom when they were out of the house, and I looked through the cabinets. I wanted to know what deodorant her father uses, so that I could secretly start to use it. It turned out to be some Degree green color kind. Prior to this, I was using a non masculine deodorant of a kind that I will not specify. So this morning, while my gf was sleeping, I drove to wal mart and purchased this degree deodorant. Tonight, before I fuck her, I will liberally apply this deodorant. While I'm fucking her, I hope she smells the degree deodorant and be turned on by it's masculinity, and the fact that her father uses the same kind. She won't know it's the same kind her dad uses, because I'm going to keep that on the low, but instinctively she will know. Basically what I'm exploiting is her father complex tendencies, and doing it on the low. Would like some imput from you guys on this.

 

I actually laughed at this. The guy is basically trying to get his gf to subconsciously think of her dad during sex. Talk about back door incest.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Not the actual backdoor. The term is also used in a "hacking" sense. He is hacking her subconscious for incest. Fucked up, but that's basically what he is trying to do.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

I'm going to do like R.Kelly and piss on your parade. Worst troll ever.

CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 

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