Duke madam/student completes an extracurricular assignment, or, "fuck list" thesis. The materials were leaked, of course, given the way society runs now.
Enjoy it in all of its' magnificence. Somewhere, a daughter's father sheds a tear, as my shock meter barely flickers.
http://deadspin.com/5652280/the-full-duke-univers…
Oh, and here's a picture of the author (the one on the left; obviously, the one on the right couldn't get into Duke): http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/11/…
Of course, coming from Duke, she is busted. Cheers.
Thats fucking incredible
whoooooooooore...
entertaining read
this is amazing
I was wondering how long it would take somebody to post this - the graphic detail around the sex acts and the sexting excerpts is hilarious. I am seriously fighting the urge to bump this post to the front page - it's that awesome. On one hand, the girl is obviously a huge slut and jersey chaser, but on the other hand, I guess more power to her for going after all the ass she wanted.
Oh, and for anyone who thinks she should be hotter to be nailing all those athletes - you haven't been to Duke. She's in the top 5% of hot chicks on campus.
Interestingly, Duke Lacrosse has a huge pipeline to Wall Street, and I wouldn't be surprised if some of the guys mentioned are members on these boards...
Wow, I just got home and someone sends me this. Damn. Thank god I went to Syracuse. Our Lacrosse is better and so are our chicks. Fuck, that is one ugly broad.
I wonder if that stripper from a few years ago has a similar list somewhere?
Hahah
You know, the thing I find shocking the most is not the power point, or all the guys, or the stories. It is the fact that this girl is hot enough to sleep with ALL THOSE DUDES.
Listen bro's, gather round, Anthony regrets 2 things. Not being in a frat and not playing college lacrosse. Even without those two amazing, dreams of mine I still would not of touched this chick unless completely drunk and completely without effort.
How on earth can girls like that pull Duke Lacrosse players. Damn, that is like Kobe leaving the bar with fat chick. Such a shame.
Does anyone have a link to her facebook? I am sending this shit to all my friends. I suppose she will think twice about kissing and telling now that the world knows she is a hoe.
Yeah, I don't get it. Why would you essentially 1) badmouth a bunch of people who did you the courtesy of sleeping with your fugly ass on the internet and 2) telling the world that you are essentially a girl who will sleep with anyone? For guys the goal is (stereotypically) to bag as many hot girls as possible, but for girls (again stereotypically) it's to bag the successful husband. And since the internet never forgets she can't ever shed this record of herself being a total prig. I mean seriously how is this girl ever going to get a stable boyfriend ever, ever again let alone get married?
Gotta say this girl is both stupid and mean. Real winner.
someone is getting sued
When its 2am bar closing time, you are smashed, and there is nothing in the pipeline, I assure you the pussy has no face.
This girl is busted even by Duke standards. I also love how the blogs have labeled her a sorority girl. She is definitely not one. You would get some serious backlash for pulling this sort of trick if you are in any respectable sorority.
She is a loose, jersey chaser who isn't obese. They exist at every school. The only difference is that most are not retarded enough to create a powerpoint.
"Closing time is like the final buzzer. You have to take the shot you're given. It won't be perfect and you may have had a lot of better options throughout the game but this is it; your last chance to score so you take what you can get."
If these stories are true, Duke athletes look like GIANT pussies. "I just want to feel this body." Are you high? You play lacrosse at DUKE. The only decent one was that tennis player who left her earrings outside so she could pick them up without talking to him.
That is one of the greatest quotes ever. I am going to memorize it and just repeat it over and over again the next time I go out. For some reason I have always had a problem pickin' up the scraps at the end of the night, but I am working on it.
She certainly isn't that good looking, but lets be real, if her body is in decent shape and the chick is coming on to you...at some point you just give in because its like a free meal, even if it isn't the greatest food you ever had, it was free...or in this case, cheap and easy.
I do think it's a bit fucked up she did this as a project, as was mentioned already, if a dude did this, he would probably be sitting in cuffs with 10 lawsuits waiting.
The best part about this being posted today was that I left the office early because its slow (everyone is traveling) come through the door at the condo and hear my roommate immediately yell my name. It hits me that he might be hooking up with a girl or something as he seemed panicked and like he didn't want me coming around the corner. Sooo, I'm standing at the front door waiting for some instructions and he comes sliding around the corner Risky Business style with no shirt, wearing gym shorts and socks, rocking a porkpie style hat. I'm at a loss for words but my suspicions have just been confirmed that something is going on and he whispers to me...hey, I've got two girls in here and things are starting to move along can you give me an hour or so? I say yeah and head down to the media room to watch some tv and finish up some work I needed to get down. Three hours later I get a text that its okay to come back up. I get upstairs and he gives me the story...he goes down to this corner bar/restaurant that he's an investor in to grab some lunch (he is currently unemployed) and he's sitting outside and two girls come walking from across the street, out of the park and they make eye contact and start chatting. He has them join him for some drinks, they start getting tipsy and they ask how far away he lives. Luckily it's a 4 minute walk. He brings them back to the condo, finds out they are bi and that they are gfs. They start pounding every ounce of liquor in the place (mine included, lol, all my wine has been opened) and get wasted and that's when I walked in.
Anyways, a couple good stories for the day.
Regards
can anyone find another picture? maybe thats a bad angle or something but i would not touch that
yea and feel this body? what dude?
come on. in college everyone hits on girls while wasted. you're not going to be sinatra after your 6th beer. Actually, now that I think about it, that line is good enough for me to use in sober mode.
btw, you guys have to give the little skank credit for the title page. pretty creative.
Dude, this wasn't a pick up line, this was after he sealed the deal. Ridiculous
She's a deuce.
The clown-foot blond could get hit.
Guys - actually girl on the right in that picture represented Duke in the ACC edition of a certain magazine...that was recently being considered for a sale or take-private...
LETS GO DUKE!
I love how someone above said they were glad they went to Syracuse. Hahahahahahaha
The double standard here (how men are lionized for banging a bunch of chicks but chicks are labeled sluts if they do the same thing) reminds me of Tucker Max's explanation of the phenomenon in Assholes Finish First:
A key that unlocks many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock.
And I don't know what chick you guys are looking at, but back in the day I would've banged either one of them like a screen door in a hurricane.
Do you read/watch tucker max? I always thought he was full of shit and his stories were overrated, full of fluff...Plus I think I've heard better ones from you on this site. The movie was like a terrible Entourage, but I admit I didn't see much of it.
And yeah, this chick is no model, but she ain't thaaat bad, guys. She'd definitely be all right after several drinks, and especially in the dark b/c she's in adequate shape. I really think people are shitting on her just to sound hard ass.
+1 for you Eddie. The lock analogy is amazing hahaha.
I think all the bitching about a double standard is bullshit. If a dude made a power point about how he methodically slept with a string of chicks and then detailed it and made it into a class project, openly humiliating and demeaning the women, he would be raked over the coals. No one gives a shit that this chick banged a lot of dudes, she just should not of announced it.
What really surprises me is that 1) there is no video and 2) all the sex was mundane. This is the kind of chick you run a train on. I really hope there are some more juicy stories that are revealed because of this. Never kiss and tell. 1st rule of being a slore.
And +1 for you, sir. Thanks for the laugh.
We need more pics of this chick. I am losing my faith in the internet. It shouldn't take this long for info to be out there.
She has blocked/deleted all of her social networking profiles. I first heard about this story on a sports forum, I'll re-direct any potential photos here if they come up.
SPEAKING OF TUCKER MAX - he went to Duke
I know the blond the chick from high school
...details? pics?
One of my buddies went to high school with one who didn't rate so well
Oh you can block and delete all you want babe, but your friend have pics of you, google cache has pics of you, it will come out. I love how someone openly humiliates people, but when the fire is turned on them they run and hide. Part of me wants to put this on 4 chan or something.
Also, if a guy did this and it hit the news he would be vilified just as much. You can fuck anyone you want, but to put pictures and detailed descriptions in a power point and put it out there is bullshit. A bunch of those guys were pretty nice to her also, I am sure they didn't want their names and lives exposed like that. How Duke let someone in with no critical thinking skills is beyond me. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that this is a bad idea and incredibly inappropriate.
I'll admit I didn't read the whole thing, but she said the first guy was swinging a meat hammer and that can only be working in his favor right now. He's probably handing out copies of his slide at the bar tonight.
One of the slides towards the end has a chart with rankings. I jumped around and read a few of them. She was not nearly as nice to a lot of the other guys and went into detail about size, stamina, ect. Basically, the worst shit you can imagine.
"I'm not small baby, you are just huge" I think in this case that statement rings true.
LOL. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Classic. She's just writing what girls and guys talk about. I hear she's getting a book deal out of this and was channeling Sex and the City but at Duke. hah
guys, always a step behind dealbreaker comments section! http://dealbreaker.com/2010/09/how-many-of-you-now-know-the-penis-sizes… Apparently subject #10 was a HY sales summer at GS lol
Im really curious how its going to end up for her. Google her name (Karen Owen) and she will forever occupy the first 50 pages on google. Im sure she would never get a job or a boyfriend unless she changes her name.
..someone also posted a cache of her linkedin, apparently she did volunteering for kids with AIDS in africa (or maybe she was the victim?)
That being said, in her defense she clearly never intended this to become public. Made it as a joke and emailed to some girlfriends. Stupid, but not necessarily unethical.
Classy broad.
I hope she catches hell for this. You wanna sleep around, fine. Putting faces, ratings and intimate details out there for everyone to read is complete bullshit. At least change the names and don't use photo's. This chick is a skank, fact. Good luck getting a job pig.
hah classic story. The perks to being unemployed (at times).
I keep seeing this Karen Owen in the news, and the more pictures I see the less impressed I am. Is it the free spirit atmosphere of college that makes us lower our standards or would this girl strike out in NYC too with these kind of guys?
And she seems pretty clueless not to notice that she had a reputation and was clearly easy to get going with a few mild compliments..
I think that is probably the most humorous part to the whole story. She comes across like she is a pimp and some bad ass girl because she's sleeping around with all these guys that know each other. I don't know a single guy who doesn't tell his friends about his hook ups. I feel like she thinks she is pulling the wool over these guy's eyes but, in fact, they were just swapping stories about what a slut she is and taking turns with who would go next. In my eyes, she comes out covered in shit, no matter how small some dude's dick was.
Regards
Yeah, she was the village bike. I love how some dudes would basically throw her out as soon as they were done. Nothing like bragging about being treated like garbage.
I feel bad for the poor sap that marries her.
True words
FYI
http://blogs-images.forbes.com/kashmirhill/files/2010/10/Karen-Owen-Lin…
Hahahhaha
Thanks
Maybe that section is suppose to say "Volunteer...patient".
I certainly don't feel bad for this chick but it sucks that she made such a shitty decision. She will never escape this and will just have to pray that her fiance/husband never Googles her name.
Regards
i was at duke for 6 days....from what i experienced/saw randomly walking around campus, that ugly girl is in the top 40%, not top 5% as someone previously said. so agrees one of my duke buddies
I feel bad for the guy who she said had a tiny penis. I mean she just ripped him to shreds (Unfortunately he couldn't do the same to her).
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