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chicandtoughness:

omg.

Did you get instantly wet?

That's a rather personal question :(
Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 

That was an interesting read. Biatches with pedigrees employing hard core tactics like that. These girls don't play the wallflower game. They're straight shooters.

What I would do, after dating Vivian or Claire or whatever for a while, is built a spreadsheet of how much I spent on her, then present her with a bill. See her face wither, and taking a pic of it.

Winners bring a bigger bag than you do. I have a degree in meritocracy.
 
BatMasterson:

That was an interesting read. Biatches with pedigrees employing hard core tactics like that. These girls don't play the wallflower game. They're straight shooters.

What I would do, after dating Vivian or Claire or whatever for a while, is built a spreadsheet of how much I spent on her, then present her with a bill. See her face wither, and taking a pic of it.

 
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above_and_beyond:

Some of you guys seem to be crazy about LSO, so for those who haven't seen it yet, here's his newest piece:

"The Book of Graham": http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2014/02/the-book-of-graham/

I really really hate to say this, but that post was not funny, almost as if he wasn't even trying to be. It sounded like a long rant. Disappointed.

 

And here I thought I would never get to witness this excellence in real time. This is great...hopefully this is a regular occurrence. Definitely going to read this right away.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 

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