Share the Strangest Interview Questions You've Received

As we go through recruiting season, people are bound to get hit with some of the strangest and most absurd interview questions that they never would have thought to prepare for. For the sake of comedy, please share questions here that you've either given or received.

Here's mine:

Interviewing at a super day in the bank's office. An associate asks me, "Why is Mars the 4th planet from the Sun?"

These are questions that just make you think, "WTF"?

 

"So why is your GPA so shitty?" -- first question I was asked at a superday verbatim.

"If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be?" -- I always thought this question was a stereotypical joke, but it actually happened.

"I see you went to (ultra non-target). What do most finance majors from there end up doing, sales or something?" -- He wasn't far off, had to give him that.

"[after he had asked what other firms I was interviewing with, and I had responded] So why would you want to work here, when those places are way better?"

 

1) I laughed -- he was joking around (4.0), and we spent the resume of the interview talking about non-finance stuff. 2) I wanted to dryly say that his question really put me in a pickle, but I fumbled my delivery and just said that I was a pickle, and after a second to realize what I said, made up some weak reason to follow up. 3) Shrugged and said that was true to an extent, and that others would go into corporate finance, etc. and then pivoted to why I was interested in IB coming from there. 4) Gave the usual answers recommended around here, but I think he had it out for me from the start.

 

"What kind of tree describes your personality?" "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" "Do you still have any loans and have you paid your taxes yet?" "So you're a Canadian. Would you say the border is porous?"

Just had my trade dispute rejected by Schwab for a loss of 35k. This single issue alone should be a gigantic red flag to anyone who trades on their platform. If they have a system error, and you do not video record your trading (they actually said this), they will not honour their fuck up. Switching everything away from them. Fuck this company.
 

Being a Canadian I had to google Pejibaye right now... Being a try hard I answered with "Pine tree. They're strong and resilient and can grow anywhere".

Maybe it's true - but I don't know shit about pine trees and I was banking he didn't either. He paused and I thought I was busted for a second, but then he laughed and complimented my answer.

Just had my trade dispute rejected by Schwab for a loss of 35k. This single issue alone should be a gigantic red flag to anyone who trades on their platform. If they have a system error, and you do not video record your trading (they actually said this), they will not honour their fuck up. Switching everything away from them. Fuck this company.
 

Pine tree - because if you screw me on my bonus I will literally be a pinecone in your ass afterwards. only if you eat it sideways no, yeah idk the usa makes a pretty nice border between Canada and Mexico. You ever seen a Mexican in Canada? You haven't, you're welcome.

26 Broadway where's your sense of humor?
 

Here is the funny thing -- well, you guys wouldn't find it funny. When my group used to interview candidates, each of us had our set of default questions. Some people liked to ask brainteasers. Others had their go-to accounting or finance questions. But the truth is that none of us would be able to answer our own or each others' questions if we had heard it for the first time. In fact, some of our own analysts did not even get them right when we asked them. I think that all of these questions have absolutely no relevancy on the job and whether someone will make a good or bad analyst or associate.

 

Never asked to me, but this question is fucking hilarious and the answer given is even better.

“You are shrunken down to the size of nickels and dropped to the bottom of a blender. What do you do?”

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Do you know the answer though? I have a fun book called "Are you smart enough to work at Google?". It has some insanely tricky questions including this one. Anyway for those who aren't aware, the answer to this question is that mass is reduced in the shrinkage but your density is remains in tact, so you retain significant muscle power and are able to jump out of it.

 

I've interviewed at Google, they actually stopped asking stupid questions like this. Instead they've replaced them with FOB interviewers 2 months fresh off the boat from top universities overseas who pronounce "content provider" as cotton picker and do their damndest to come up with CPA level 69 accounting questions to fok you up if you show up with a vineyard vines tie. I shall be returning for a round 2 after my banking stint.

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 

stupid shit:

  1. how many tennis balls in a Boeing 747
  2. how much would you pay to roll dice and get $1 per amount rolled
  3. how many degrees between hour and minute hand @ 3:20
  4. how to hedge $100m worth of commodities x y z

this is for banking people fuck me dead im not Yang the chinese quant from the Big Short

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 

2 and 3 are actually total gimmes dude, I'd love to get an EZ math/stats question like that.

2 - Expected value calculation, duh...equal to or less than (1/6)*(1+2+3+4+5+6)

3 - 360 degrees in a circle. 360/60 degrees in a minute. (20-15)*(360/60) degrees between 3:00 and 3:20.

I have always thought questions like 1 and 4 are ridiculous. Sure, I could answer them, but only in terms so vague as to be pretty ridiculous....

"I'd take the volume of a cylinder that is the length of the plane up to the rear engines minus the volume of a cone the length of the cockpit, then subtract the volume of a seat times the number of seats in an average 747, then subtract space equal to the volume of the overhead bins, the undercarriage, the lavatories, and other misc. peripherals like the food prep area, and divide that number by the volume of a wilson tennis ball".

I don't even know how to hedge the fucking commodities. "I'd take long positions in a weighted basket of commodities (abc) with -1 price correlation to the weighted basket of (xyz) and architect a portfolio which optimizes the position in (abc) such that its expected payout in a scenario of decline in (xyz) is equal to the expected decline in (xyz).

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I don't think your answer to question 3 is quite right.

At 3:20, the minute hand is pointed to the "4" on the clock. The hour hand is pointed at the 3 (for 3 o'clock) PLUS the tiny bit extra it has moved towards the 4.

There are 12 hours on a clock, so in each hour, the hour hand moves 360/12, or 30 degrees. At 20 past 3, the hour hand will have moved 20/60 of the way between 3 and 4, or 1/3 of those 30 degrees. So it would have moved 10 degrees towards the 4. The minute hand is at the 4, and the hour hand has 20 degrees more to move before they touch.

The answer is 20 degrees apart.

 

Actually numbnuts, you're failing to consider that the interviewer didn't specify 3:20:00 as the time - leaving open to interpretation the number of seconds that have elapsed since the minute began.

Without clarifying this number, you cannot hope to measure the "extra" that the minute hand has ticked past the 4:00 position due to the incremental rate of (1/60)*(360/60) degrees per second.

My answer is right, because if the interviewer doesn't bring up the alternative, I'm right. And if he/she pulls some smartass shit like what you just did, I would hit him with the response I just hit you with - and silly ain't no way to look in front of the interviewee.

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Regardless, your original answer is wrong, because at 3:20, the hour hand is 1/3 of the way between 3 and 4 (due to the extra 20min) - there is no possible way the right answer could be 30 degrees, as you claimed. And if you were to "hit the interviewer with that response," the only one left looking foolish would be yourself, considering you failed to grasp the basic premise of the question in the first place - and then tried to call bs on a minor technicality related to seconds that would, at most, change the answer from 20 degrees to maybe around 21. Not to mention calling it a "total gimme" prior to your answer. In an interview, the right answer would be 20 degrees, as dan_yo clearly stated.

 
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Sigh...trying to make a casual contribution to this forum with you try-hard prospective monkeys is always asking for monkey shit, I suppose.

Yeah, you got me - I answered in 30 seconds, in the middle of a workday, and didn't consider the incremental degrees in the hour hand caused by the 0:20.

I find it hilarious that all the rainmen slinging MS at me for missing this ultimately unimportant detail are now clutching their pearls when I accuse them of having missed the "trivial" amount of distance caused by the ticking of the second hand. Convenient that the details I omitted are of vital importance, but the ones you forgot are negligible. Get real, kids, either all the details matter or some shorthand is acceptable - you can't have it both ways, and the extent of shorthand that is acceptable is a conversation, not a matter of fact.

Despite my tone, I was not peeved at @dan_yo23" - he was merely making an academic point on this, which I can respect. I am peeved at all you college sophomores who actually think you're hot shit for understanding the "true" answer here.

Let me break down for you how this would go in an actual interview:

Interviewer: asks watch degrees question

Me: gives "wrong" answer

Interviewer: "You realize that you missed the effect of the extra 20 minutes on the hour hand, right?"

Me: "Gotcha - if we're going into that level of detail, let's just call it a day and be precise by accounting for rotation that is caused by the ticking of the second hand on a mechanical [insert brand of watch interviewer is wearing]. The answer is ____."

Interviewer: "Haha, okay, obviously you get the idea of this problem and I'm not going to harass you about tedium like some kind of intellectually frustrated savant."

Seriously guys...this kind of question is designed to help the interviewer see how you think on your feet. It doesn't have to be precise. And they're not docking you points for initially going for a shorthand answer if you can follow up with something even more precise than their retort. The point is to make you think through a problem on the fly and then, if need be, defend your answer.

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huhuhuhuhu Astute observations buddy, thanks for rehashing @dan_yo23" 's point for me... except that 1/20 is equal to 5%.

5% is one of the most widely accepted benchmarks for a statistically significant error.

So by just about anybody's metric (that is, anyone with an objective regard for error and not some keyboard jockey trying to assert his arbitrary biases), missing 1 degree in the calculation isn't a technicality - it's just another error.

Go back and hit your Business/Econ 101 stat textbook for me one more time, why don't you.

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Actually numbnuts, you're failing to consider that the interviewer didn't specify 3:20:00 as the time - leaving open to interpretation the number of seconds that have elapsed since the minute began.

Without clarifying this number, you cannot hope to measure the "extra" that the minute hand has ticked past the 4:00 position due to the incremental rate of (1/60)*(360/60) degrees per second.

My answer is right, because if the interviewer doesn't bring up the alternative, I'm right. And if he/she pulls some smartass shit like what you just did, I would hit him with the response I just hit you with - and silly ain't no way to look in front of the interviewee.

When you came out swinging I thought you were joking. This is a hot take

 

No the answer to #2 is $1, because I bet on a possible loser. While yes you could theoretically use an expected value equation to find the absolute threshold to where you in theory would break even, I will stick to the question given with the assumption that you have to pay at least $1 to roll and go with $1. There was never a stipulation that this was a bid to roll the dice. Any slightly above average person would give the answer you gave. It takes an actual intelligent person to analyze the actual question.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

So what's the answer to #2?

"how much would you pay to roll dice and get $1 per amount rolled"

Can someone explain their thought process?

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While heister disagrees with me vehemently, I'll explain what I think is the more straightforward (and correct) answer to the problem, and let him explain his position. You be the judge.

In this situation, you're basically buying the right to an asset whose value is probabilistic. In this case, you're buying the proceeds of the dice roll, where those proceeds are $1 if a 1 is rolled, $2 dollars if a 2 is rolled, and so on.

The question is, how does one value the dice before knowing what the outcome of the roll is?

The die can be one of six outcomes ($1, $2, $3, $4, $5, $6), each of which has a probability of (1/6). My opinion is that the correct value of the dice is the expected value of the dice payout.

Expected value is the probability-weighted value of the dice. So, you want to take the probability of each outcome, multiply it by the corresponding payout of that outcome, and sum those terms:

EV = (1/6)$1 + (1/6)$2 + (1/6)$3 + (1/6)$4 + (1/6)$5 + (1/6)$6

In this formulation of the problem, the above term is equal to the average value of the dice, or, 3.5

What this means is that if you roll the dice an infinite number of times, and pay $3.50 for each roll, your ultimate winnings from the game should be zero. In other words, this is the "fair" price. If you were to pay less than $3.50, there would be no incentive for the person offering to let you roll the die. If you were to pay more than $3.50, you would be going against your own interests.

A few real world comparisons:

  1. Casinos are viable business models because most of the games they offer have skewed risk-reward profiles - i.e., you are paying more than $3.50 for each roll of the proverbial dice. While the casino loses money to some winning gamblers, the odds dictate that over the course of millions of games they are going to come out ahead.

  2. Insurance contracts are, theoretically, priced based upon similar logic to the above. The insurer calculates the following:

Price = [insurance premium]x[probability that you never collect on your insurance] - [coverage amount]*[probability that you collect insurance]

Note, in the above, that the term [coverage amount]*[probability that you collect insurance] is negative because the coverage amount is a loss to the insurance company - they are paying you if the insurance contract comes into play. But the theoretical precept is the same, and is that of expected value - you take the probability of each event and multiply it by the payout of each event, and sum these terms for all possible events. In the dice example, all events entail a payout to you, and are therefore positive. In the insurance example, some events benefit the insurer (collecting premiums) and some events do not (paying out the value of the insurance contract), and so not all terms will be positive.

  1. Financial options - the Black Scholes model for options pricing is ultimately an exercise in expected values - however I am glossing over mostly all of the math here. Essentially, it is saying:

Price of a European Call = EV(Stock price | Stock price>strike)pr(Stock price>strike)) - (strike price)pr(stock price>strike)

The term EV(Stock price | Stock price>strike)*pr(Stock price>strike)) is itself an expected value (the expected price of the stock if it's above strike times the probability that it's above strike - in other words, the expected value of the stock if the option is not worthless). Similarly, (strike price)*pr(stock price>strike) is an expected value - it is the expected cost of exercising the option. Note that the other "outcome" is where the stock price at expiry does not exceed the strike price - in which case the value of the option is zero - and this is why the price of the option ultimately decomposes to only the above two terms.

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One time this fucking Citi nerd asked me what my major was. I was like bro....do you know who my fucking dad is??? Do you know WHAT FUCKING FRAT I WAS IN?!?!?! And you have the audacity to sit here and ask me about schoolwork????? I was like Allen Iverson in his practice bit. I said "Major???" "I come from the top frat in the nation and you ask me my MAJOR?!?!?! Really????"

Still got the job because my dad's a minority stakeholder on the board. Declined it anyway to focus on my side-hustle of trust fund receival. Took my offer letter and used it to roll up a fat one with the boys, got back on the boat and cracked open a few cold ones.

 

Interviewer A is asking standard behavioural questions regarding teamwork history etc, Interviewer B raises his voice, tells A to stop and asks me Question: "Why are man-hole covers round?"

Certainly obscure, but I gave a reasonable answer regarding the geometry of certain things being able to down the hole.

Answer: So the cover cannot fall down the hole, no matter which way it is rotated.

Pretty smart question & timing+presentation was clearly designed to throw me off.

 
harvey.miller:
Q: "Can you tell me ten different ways to use a brick?"

A: "Go fuck yourself."

I read this as ways to use bricks:

(Read in the voice of Big Gay Al) 1. as an accent wall 2. Something to weigh down a planter 3. A bookend! 4. A paperweight 5. A building block 6. Real life LEGOs! 7. Something to weigh down sandwiches while warming them up (Cuban style) 8. Tie it to your junk to use it as a penis extender! 9. A parade float wheel stopper 10. An asshole stretcher

 
MLang:
"How many piano tuners are there in Seattle?"

What did you answer? I know the point is to test your logical reasoning and all, but how the hell are you supposed to answer that.

 

I said something along the lines of "The ratio of pianos to amount of pianos that can be tuned in 252, 8 hour periods"

I know people don't get their pianos tuned every year, or that piano tuners work 252, 8 hour shifts a year, but eh I think it panned out alright.

Didn't accept the internship, was at a really small logistics company; just trying to get my foot in the door somewhere at the time.

//Signed// MLang
 

"tell me about a time you betrayed your friend's trust and what you did to regain it."

I still don't have a good answer to this fucking question.

“Elections are a futures market for stolen property”
 

Dude that's an easy one, you just lie or maybe tell the truth. Prime example would be "I fucked his college girl friend" and to regain his trust I said "she cheated on you before that, I was just doing this to get proof to let you know". Works 100% of the time every time.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

"You should not give an offer to me. I will have other options available and will be alright. This right here is the best thing these boys have going for them. Look at their eyes. Give the offer to them. I'll be alright, mate."

We're not lawyers. We're investment bankers. We didn't go to Harvard. We Went to Wharton!
 

In a PE interview, I was asked to tell the most offensive joke I knew. I followed with: "Not sure if it's a joke, but a guy in my last internship got sent to jail for four years after the police found videos of a girl being raped on his phone. I thought it was an appropriate sentence... for a phone thief." The interviewer looked stunned. Did not get second round. Dunno why.

I don't know... Yeah. Almost definitely yes.
 

"Explain the concept and every component of WACC to me as if I was five years old."

*Continues to spend the next hour walking explaining WACC to a 'five year old'.

Follow-up questions by the 'five year old' include within said hour included: - What if beta is negative; do you include negative betas? (wtf kind of five year old asks that) - Run through the equation used to unlever/lever beta and answer why we use that particular equation (wtf kind of five year old asks that) - Net Debt vs. Total Debt for D/E? (wtf kind of five year old asks that)

FYI for IBD a while back

 

The thing I always tell people going into interviews is that most of the people doing the interviewing, unless they are in HR, feel just about as awkward about the whole process as the interviewee. I could definitely see this nervousness manifest itself in a lot of weird ways for my co-workers. I wouldn't put too much weight on this one experience unless this guys is going to be your boss.

 

Just pretend to relate. If they're bitching about some coworker make a comment like "oh wow that must suck" or something like that depending on the situation. If you nod and ignore their bitching then you seem like someone they can't talk to. Interviwers are human too. I'd say that if he feels comfortable complaining around you that's probably a good sign, although i agree it is kind of odd. Just learn how to adapt yourself to situations, and the best way to do that if imitate his/her behavior.

 
arguewithatree:
I'd say that if he feels comfortable complaining around you that's probably a good sign, although i agree it is kind of odd.

Great advice, I've been in an interview where the bitching was in a joking manner but I was thrown off my game in this one. I should have used it as a point to connect.

"Ambition and education is first and talent is second"- T.I.
 

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