Marry a sex symbol
I'm a guy in my early twenties, living in a metropolitan area. I'm basically conservative, coming from a southern town and stuff. But I've always liked really attractive women, like regally attractive. I've also never cared too much for a girl to be in the same type of line of work as me. I would, however, prefer a girl with similar grit.
I want to be with a sex symbol, only because they're independent, grinding it out to make money. I realized today that the definition of 'sex symbol' is changing with Instagram. If you go on there, there are many non-celebrity chicks that are 10s with banging bodies and millions of followers. Some of them pose nude, but all of them pose in at least partial nude with provocative photos. What's the pros and cons of actually marrying one of these chicks, even if they only do this in their 20s but stop after awhile? This is assuming I'm going to be a banker. Would it help me win deals or be a bad decision in ruining my career? What are your general thoughts?
you are a legend dude!
Strongly doubt it would help you win deals
You've always liked really attractive women? No kidding? Thought you were into really ugly women only.
Found OP a t-shirt for Christmas. If he pays S&H it'll be my treat.
Wear that to the million dollar women march in January and watch the pussy roll in. See that's funny because I used the word roll.
"I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out."
"I like having sex. I like when you get it like 'uh uh uh uh.' " - Frito, Not Sure's lawyer
or something like that
I don't like money, only SEX DUNGEONS!
This video gives a pretty comprehensive overview of what you've described
this is gold
lol a lot of those blogger chicks are the backpack wearing types. I don't want the backpackers.. the girls i'm mostly interested in are going to probably be undercover trump supporters, might have fake lips, and only shop in Beverly hills
I died man... Thanks for sharing
+1
"we take so long to get anywhere because we keep taking pics of our feet" fucking gold
Excellent, this almost makes the terrible OP worth it.
Do not think you can simply disregard the law of the Hot Crazy Matrix. See the graph:
Long story short if you marry a hard 9 instagram model she's going to suck and your mom is going to hate you but it's still probably worth it.
haha, that video is hilarious. now I know what a unicorn is. that was perfect tbh lmao
1 Lesson that will be taught to my son(s).
"This is the no-go zone."
I can watch this video everyday...pure gold.
Models don't date junior bankers
they date senior bankers or vps? senior bankers are mostly married.
so?
If you want to find one of those girls check a fucking strip club... seriously what the fuck is this post even about... Cons? Wait till you meet her family.
And trust me if a girl feels the need post half naked to get a million instagram followers that's just the tip of the iceberg of shit you're going to have to deal with.. If you have ever dated anyone in your life I'm sure you can come up with at least 10 good reasons why marrying a girl like that might be a bad idea.. if you can't good luck on the banking career. Will a girl that poses half naked on instagram help you land deals... wtf... Yeah your wife was a slut when she was 22 please take my money...
Excuse me while I go contemplate the stupidity of the OP
you try getting to 1m followers with all your clothes on..
Please follow up with a post on how picking your wife based on the number of instagram followers she has works out
/implying having lots of IG followers is worth a single hot steaming shit in life.
Jesus christ.
SB if you can name the song:
Not sure on the song but I want to say it's by Nicki Minaj
lol not even close
Do you wanna get $? by Mase
Ma$e
You have a false premise about marriage in your statement
What is WSO becoming?
as long as you're okay spending 5-10k/mo being one of those girl's sponsors, you'll be able to get into their pants.
otherwise, keep that stuff in the spank bank and get back on bumble
facepalm
mayleena777 on snapchat. you're welcome
Hi WSO,
I currently have a return offer (I proposed) from a upper MM IB (think 100k IG followers / 5mm total views on YouTube). I've always dreamed of working for a top tier BB for the prestige (always had the hots for Emma Watson). How can I network for these positions without jeopardizing my return offer?
Is your MM in nyc? you could try networking in a different city.. After months of dinners and at-home side projects, by the time word gets around, you've already made a solid connection at the BB and they'll be too eager to give you an offer before it's too late. lmao
You can't change a tiger's stripes. These people are toxic and doomed for a crash.
Dated a few girls that were models at one point.
Four wise words I will advise for you, "Run for your life."
My wife was a modeler but has never did things like pose half naked etc...she is giving me a happy life and is a good cook as well. She likes nice things in life and I also do, but I also know when to stop her.
Men in their early twenties shouldn't be allowed to speak.
Especially about marriage.
Isn't that the truth.
flagged this post. a lot of crap on wso these days
Women who feel the need to flaunt their body in order to gain followers or likes on Instagram have a lot of psychological issues and as stated previously - it shows insecurity and the requirement for constant validation from others. I feel like this should be enough in and of itself.
On the hypothetical that you do marry this woman and have children, do you think that your above average salary will be enough to satiate her continuous need for validation in a materialistic way? Is that how you want to spend your hard earned money, on a woman who just so happened to get lucky in the gene pool with a 'phat' ass and great rack?
If you are doing this for validation from your peers, then you are an even bigger fool. Your peers will realize the same thing, she doesn't bring much to the table beside the physical attractiveness and discount codes for teeth whiteners.
If you want to marry a sex symbol, marry an actual sex symbol, not a woman who gets her tits out for 1000 likes and 20 DMs while promoting some protein brand you have never heard of.
Women who are physically appealing and Instagram famous will most likely have run-ins with pseudo-celebrities, college stars, etc. but that is all they are ever going to be, maybe they get lucky enough to be a baby mom to someone rich. They have presented themselves as an object and will forever be treated as such.
I could only imagine the immense sadness after marrying someone like this, as the moment after you ejaculate, in a state of Kenjataimu (Google it) you realize that you have married a glorified semen container who will eventually either cheat on you and take half of your shit, or leave you for a man who can fulfill her materialistic needs better.
TL;DR - Stay woke, and don't turn a hoe into a housewife.
Your right....we should all be on the look out for that closet dominatrix who fantasizes about wrapping rubber bands around our sacks while getting railed out by her boss....no safe word
Chuck Rhoades would know better than most, too. I'd listen to this advice.
remember this guys, the more important the man, the less important the woman.
notice we don't give 2 flying fucks about a girl's occupation. in fact, if she tells you she's CEO, it might be a DETRACTOR.
then again, I'm a big supporter of traditional family values (woman in kitchen, run errands w the kids, etc). in NYC this is frowned upon, for some reason.
That's cause in NYC 800k combined income is still middle class.
Try being a sex symbol if you want to marry one. It's harder than it looks.
I think the hard parts in your post are: a) becoming a banker b) marrying a sex symbol
Otherwise this should be easily executable.
^
Oh bud what is you doing....................
Have a fling with a sex symbol, screw as many as you want, but marry ole reliable. Find yourself the hottest rock you can find that is a good cook, and tie her down. One that won't shift with the wind when the hurricane comes.
Most sex symbols are very fleeting, and are after superficialities. They'll leave you as soon as they catch sight of someone "better" (more wealthy, powerful, attractive... different etc.).
Get in her head before you get in her bed.
Sounds like all of these chicks are just lining up to marry you, so just have your pick and live the life bro
this kid is min/maxing his future wife as a virgin assumptions being made: OP will get a job in finance, OP will get his dick wet OP is a strong optimist.
Goldstein / Pump and Dump ?
Delete your account.
Really hope this isn't a serious post but these days it's impossible to tell.
he should delete every account he has. then himself
Too many high schoolers on here.
Most of those chicks are famous b/c they have boyfriends that are photographers. Unless they want their pictures to have shitty lighting, they'll probably marry their respective slaves. They're for free, after all.
lol no man thats all wrong
Oh, I was talking about those chicks that make videos on YouTube and stuff.
I should probably say something useful in case OP is actually just a clueless fool and not trying to see how much shit he can catch.
As someone who's been with a couple girls that have done some..."modeling"...I can tell that you clearly haven't. This isn't something fun or desirable. It's a pain in the ass, and if you're not able to put up with their likely extreme emotional and mental damage, it'll wreck you if you're an amateur. At best, it's a very annoying inconvenience and certainly not something anyone wants to put up with long-term. Why do you think these girls are never in a steady, long-term relationship? They're fucking insane. They're even more sociopathic than the average woman. They've had so much trauma in their lives (more likely than not) that you'll never be able to fix it. You could try, but on average you're not the type of man that will be able to. Don't waste your fucking time.
If you think someone's self-worth is tied to IG followers, you perhaps need to do some serious soul-searching. Because likely, you have some issues with yourself that you need to work out as well. That's a very shallow way to approach things. Any woman you want to be in a relationship is not one who has a lot of IG followers. I promise you that. By the way, many of these "perfect 10" IG models look substantially less attractive after you take away the makeup, the ridiculous clothes (that I'd never let any girl I date wear in public), the editing, the filters, the camera, the lighting, and all the rest. So keep that in mind.
There are many beautiful, smart, well-read, well-educated, respectful, morally virtuous women out there, most of them are not to be found attention-whoring on social media. And increasingly, they're seemingly harder and harder to find in the US. 3rd wave feminism is a hell of a drug...
I think you need to focus on making the improvements you need to see in your life before you even thinking about "marrying someone extremely attractive" - otherwise you're in for a world of hurt. Anyone who writes a post like your first one at the top is absolutely going to get decimated by some narcissistic, machiavellian sociopath who they pick up in a Manhattan club. You're not cut out for it even if you want it. Focus on yourself, your career, making yourself smarter, sharper, more talented. Then you won't have any trouble finding someone who may possibly be worth your time for more than a night.
Can tell you have just about as much first hand experience with one or more of these psycho, manipulative, life-ruining girls that I do. I can attest to every part of this reply. They're not even worth one second of your time. Don't learn the hard way.
Unless the girl is highly spiritually grounded or has ugly duckling syndrome, your 10 is going to be batshit crazy and at a time of insecurity will nail some side dude hippy with all the time in the world because you're pulling banker hours to pay for her Cartier diamonds and Bergdorf shopping habits.
Choose wisely, my friend.
Isaiah this is very painful, it happend to me immediately after engagement so I left her and got married to someone else. But unfortunately she wasn't a 10, just too demanding and she sent me texts showing her chatting to a call centre dude after they had sex when I went for an all night prayer at church that Friday...lol
So accurate...love it
Yeah.
Hot chicks who are wifey / long term relationship material have to be significantly grounded in solid values.
They must know their worth comes from the core facet of life: service and helping others.
Most significantly hot chicks are insecure at the core (seriously) and constantly play tease and power games with nearly everyone they meet. These habits become a part of them so they are unconsciously doing it and have little control over it. If you are unaware of the consequences of your own actions, you often fall victim to circumstance.
Dated a few 9-10 before.
Here's the triangle formula -
Beauty, Smarts, Emotional Stability.
Pick 2.
I picked Beauty and Smarts a few times, I''d go with the majority of the people here and say they are crazy. I have met a few with all 3, but the amount of baggage is unreal. The suffocation will literally eat your soul away.
410k Followers: Random ho $410k Income: Wife
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