ThaVanBurenBoyz:
Nouveau Richie:
My favorite scene from this week's South Park: Midas dancing in the park to the drums. SB to anyone who can find a gif of the guy actually dancing!

Niiiice.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
Midas Mulligan Magoo:
Smear campaign. I stand with Herman Cain.

Nah, don't take it too hard M^3. South Park studios chose to parody you! You've now joined the ranks of such luminaries of our time as Lindsay Lohan, Kanye West, and Al Gore; a great honor indeed!

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
it's a V for vendetta mask, you noobs

Nope, it's from V for Vendetta, but it's called a Guy Fawkes mask and the word is spelled n00b, not noob, you n00b.

sorry i'm not 1337 enough to care to switch modes on my phone

More is good, all is better
 
Argonaut:
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
it's a V for vendetta mask, you noobs

Nope, it's from V for Vendetta, but it's called a Guy Fawkes mask and the word is spelled n00b, not noob, you n00b.

sorry i'm not 1337 enough to care to switch modes on my phone

Apology accepted.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
it's a V for vendetta mask, you noobs

Nope, it's from V for Vendetta, but it's called a Guy Fawkes mask and the word is spelled n00b, not noob, you n00b.

sorry i'm not 1337 enough to care to switch modes on my phone

Apology accepted.

If you would be so kind, I would also like to be schooled on how to play dungeons and dragons...

More is good, all is better
 
Argonaut:
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
it's a V for vendetta mask, you noobs

Nope, it's from V for Vendetta, but it's called a Guy Fawkes mask and the word is spelled n00b, not noob, you n00b.

sorry i'm not 1337 enough to care to switch modes on my phone

Apology accepted.

If you would be so kind, I would also like to be schooled on how to play dungeons and dragons...

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
it's a V for vendetta mask, you noobs

Nope, it's from V for Vendetta, but it's called a Guy Fawkes mask and the word is spelled n00b, not noob, you n00b.

sorry i'm not 1337 enough to care to switch modes on my phone

Apology accepted.

If you would be so kind, I would also like to be schooled on how to play dungeons and dragons...

wow. just wow.

Thanks for ruining my vision of a dungeon master.

More is good, all is better
 
Best Response
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
Nouveau Richie:
Argonaut:
it's a V for vendetta mask, you noobs

Nope, it's from V for Vendetta, but it's called a Guy Fawkes mask and the word is spelled n00b, not noob, you n00b.

sorry i'm not 1337 enough to care to switch modes on my phone

Apology accepted.

If you would be so kind, I would also like to be schooled on how to play dungeons and dragons...

lol

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 
cphbravo96][quote=Nefarious-]You should have changed it after anonymous started using it.</p> <p>Might I suggest: <a href=http://www.google.com/search?gcx=c&amp;q=nose+moustache+glasses&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;hl=en&amp;tbm=isch&amp;source=og&amp;sa=N&amp;tab=wi&amp;biw=996&amp;bih=630&amp;sei=%20hie0TrSVIOfL0QGcv7jWBA[/quote rel=nofollow>http://www.google.com/search?gcx=c&amp;q=nose+moustache+glasses&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF…</a>:

He should just wear that mask on top of the Guido Fawkes mask, lol.

Regards

haha

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 
 

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