Most prestigious WSO trolls

I was curious as to who you guys think are the most prestigious WSO trolls? Off the top of my head I can think of:

Ratinamaze
Sexy_Like_Enrique
firefighter
lookatmycock

Speaking of lookatmycock, where the hell has he been. I kinda miss his random forum posts about machines to cleaning his asshole and what not.

Anyway, who am i forgetting? any honorable mentions? I havent been on here for a while so idk if my suggestions are dated? Any new, young, promising up and coming trolls?

P.S.- any mods reading this, I believe "Top WSO Troll" is an absolute lock when you're looking for the next poll

Added from comments:
Blastoise
Swagon
blumie
Nick Gers
Dawn Boyer
Heister

 
Connor:
Too bad all my troll posts get deleted before anybody gets to see them like "Interviewer Wants Blowjob"

Based on your posts, you seem very interested in cocks.

 
Nouveau Richie:
Sure, those trolls get most of the market share, but I prefer the Independent, "Elite" Trolls like blumie, Dawn Boyer, or the "Too Muscular" guy because they focus more on quality instead of quantity.

oh nick gers was legendary. he is like a troll quasiparticle that emerged from the collective motion of a lot of other trolls and faded back into the troll ether. truly a king among trolls.

 
melvvvar:
Nouveau Richie:
Sure, those trolls get most of the market share, but I prefer the Independent, "Elite" Trolls like blumie, Dawn Boyer, or the "Too Muscular" guy because they focus more on quality instead of quantity.

oh nick gers was legendary. he is like a troll quasiparticle that emerged from the collective motion of a lot of other trolls and faded back into the troll ether. truly a king among trolls.

I forgot about Nick Gers and his statuesque physique!

 
AndyLouis:
hey bfin nice photo

i vote blast

It wont change.. you can change it.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

Swagon never fails to deliver. And NewGuy's break-down of "preStige" and "preFtige" was fucking hilarious.

Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over to your property and break your windows.
 

^^ there used to be a guy who frequently posted here by the name of "Gold Man Sack" or something similar... his avatar was literally a golden schrotum. it was funny as hell, but i think some people went as far as boycotting the site unless he changed his avatar.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 
sayandarula:
^^ there used to be a guy who frequently posted here by the name of "Gold Man Sack" or something similar... his avatar was literally a golden schrotum. it was funny as hell, but i think some people went as far as boycotting the site unless he changed his avatar.

lol I remember that!

 
Best Response
Binary_Bankster:
everyone should look at my monkey shit -

I win

You'd win if this was the most clueless faggot competition.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
Flake:
Binary_Bankster:
everyone should look at my monkey shit -

I win

You'd win if this was the most clueless faggot competition.

says a non banking WSO member

pls go

I'm gonna get that bish some binary Bishes love binary --------- Kind Regards, Bin_Ban
 

hahahah, nice thread. As a person who reads posts and don't interact as much with trollers, I think Swagon kind of wins cause he seems to be in every thread and NEVER is out of character. And I don't think people understand half of what he's saying either. So thats a plus.

 
capexzel:
And I don't think people understand half of what he's saying either. So thats a plus.
That's about right.
[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

swagon for how funny it is when he occasionally breaks character

My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart, I want to eat your children, praise be to Allah!
 
Funda-mental:
My vote goes to swagon, don't know how anyone can find it in their heart to throw MS at him. His points kill me.

Swagon is the proud succesor of Tony ''Tareek'' Perkis. He's not there yet but close.

 
BreakingModelsBottles:

#1: DickFuld
#2: peinvestor2012
#3: NYCbandar
#4: bankerella

1: mudkipz

2: mudkipz

3: mudkipz

4: mudkipz

. . . Last: Bateman Begins Still behind starting line: BreakingModelsBottles

speed boost blaze
 
Magneton:
BreakingModelsBottles:

#1: DickFuld
#2: peinvestor2012
#3: NYCbandar
#4: bankerella

#1: mudkipz
#2: mudkipz
#3: mudkipz
#4: mudkipz
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Last: Bateman Begins
Still behind starting line: BreakingModelsBottles

Maybe I need a new name. How about, "Breaking Bunnies"? That was my other choice.

I can't believe I forgot to include HappyPantsMcgee in the troll list.

 
DickFuld:
Being Bad:

#1: DickFuld
#2: peinvestor2012
#3: NYCbandar
#4: bankerella

First of all, I'm clearly not a troll, that's preposterous.

I prefer the subtle trolls. My list would be:

1. Beny23 (RIP)
2. IlliniProgrammer

Good choices, @"DickFuld".

 

i'd argue it's the most soiled monkeys, right?

Soiled Monkeys User Monkey Shit fordhammaster 169 UofHGirl 159 1styearBanker 141 SirBankalot 100 FTPiper 97 PiperJaffrayChiang 67 monkeyinasuit 65 Lloyd Blankfein 56 StuyvesantHedgeFunder 51 Edmundo Braverman 39

 
openOutcry:
i'd argue it's the most soiled monkeys, right?

Soiled Monkeys User Monkey Shit fordhammaster 169 UofHGirl 159 1styearBanker 141 SirBankalot 100 FTPiper 97 PiperJaffrayChiang 67 monkeyinasuit 65 Lloyd Blankfein 56 StuyvesantHedgeFunder 51 Edmundo Braverman 39

Not always true. Edmundo posts a lot of stuff which some people disagree with so he gets shit on, deff not a troll. I think it really is the shit to post ratio which tells how much of a douche you are.

 

What kills me is that some of these trolls write ridiculous stuff and then turn around and ask about what to expect in their upcoming SA interviews. Personally, I'm generally okay with trolls, but it has just been the same jokes over and over and over again. They also tend to kill some of the legitimate threads which can be quite frustrating for myself and others trying to offer advice.

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^then change your name retard

but people will always shit on you and your other usernames as you are totally transparent as you are probably fembota, chiang, braveheart and 1styearbanker all wrapped up in one big ball of shit

Better watch your ass
 

FTPiper PiperJaffrayChiang 1styearbanker monkeyinasuit

OP is on the money, but these are probably all the same person anyway

have to add fordmammaster and fembota to the list to truly capture the total stains on WSO

sad as it is

Better watch your ass
 

Troll issue would disappear if we could just ignore certain people. Honestly, how boring is your life if all you do is come onto an internet forum and bash one thing or another. I have had numerous PM's and cannot believe how some of these trolls scare or confuse younger members looking for advice.

 

Agreed, trolls are something the community needs to monitor. There are two kinds of TROLLS.

  1. Those trying to non-constructively trash other firms

  2. Those trying to promote certain firms

Seems both sets of TROLLS are equaly horrible for WSO. They waste everyone's time and kill their own credibility. And, worst of all, it hurts younger members and any members that would normally just want good, fair and balanced advice.

I could not care ONE iota about these firms, but, are Piper Jaffray or BAML really "bad firms". The answer is NO!

Give me a break.

Better watch your ass
 

NO, I SLAM TROLLS LIKE YOU BOY

AND THE TROLLS TRY TO CRAP ON ME

GO LOOK AT ALL MY POSTS, THERE ARE NO TROPP POSTS

WE ALL KNOW WHO THE TROLLS ARE, AND EVERYONE KNOWS FEMBOTA (DUMB ASS) IS ONE OF THE LEADERS IN TROLLOCITY

I'VE LOOKED AT YOUR POSTS AND JUST CAUSE YOU HAVE 201 BANANNA POINTS OFF OF 199 TROLL POSTS JUST MEANS YOU ARE A TROLL

FEMBOTA THE TROLL MY LITTLE FRIEND WHO PROBABLY IS STILL IN COLLEGE WATCHING WALL STREET AND BOILER ROOM TRAILERS ON YOUTUBE

Better watch your ass
 

wrong

FORDAHMMASTER IS A F'N PUNK AND LOSER

NICE GUARANTEE THOUGH LOSER

DO WE GET SOME KIND OF $$$ NOW THAT YOUR GUARANTEE IS WORTHLESS???

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