Patrick - I am also having trouble quoting previous entries when I post....
you clicking the quote button next to the flag as spam or the blue reply button?
I hit the spam button so many times by accident on my iphone when trying to quote people. Do you think you could move it to the opposite side? I also agree with jimmy, depending on the browser or the resolution you're running the quote button will not register unless you click it on the top left edge of the quote icon.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
Well, since no one can throw monkey shit at me allow me to tell you what I think about some of you...
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.
Regards
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan
Well, since no one can throw monkey shit at me allow me to tell you what I think about some of you...
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.
10 Things We Want
A Proposal for Occupy Wall Street
Submitted by Michael Moore
Eradicate the Bush tax cuts for the rich and institute new taxes on the wealthiest Americans and on corporations, including a tax on all trading on Wall Street (where they currently pay 0%).
Assess a penalty tax on any corporation that moves American jobs to other countries when that company is already making profits in America. Our jobs are the most important national treasure and they cannot be removed from the country simply because someone wants to make more money.
Require that all Americans pay the same Social Security tax on all of their earnings (normally, the middle class pays about 6% of their income to Social Security; someone making $1 million a year pays about 0.6% (or 90% less than the average person). This law would simply make the rich pay what everyone else pays.
Reinstate the Glass-Steagall Act, placing serious regulations on how business is conducted by Wall Street and the banks.
Investigate the Crash of 2008, and bring to justice those who committed any crimes.
Reorder our nation's spending priorities (including the ending of all foreign wars and their cost of over $2 billion a week). This will re-open libraries, reinstate band and art and civics classes in our schools, fix our roads and bridges and infrastructure, wire the entire country for 21st century internet, and support scientific research that improves our lives.
Join the rest of the free world and create a single-payer, free and universal health care system that covers all Americans all of the time.
Immediately reduce carbon emissions that are destroying the planet and discover ways to live without the oil that will be depleted and gone by the end of this century.
Require corporations with more than 10,000 employees to restructure their board of directors so that 50% of its members are elected by the company’s workers. We can never have a real democracy as long as most people have no say in what happens at the place they spend most of their time: their job. (For any U.S. businesspeople freaking out at this idea because you think workers can't run a successful company: Germany has a law like this and it has helped to make Germany the world’s leading manufacturing exporter.)
We, the people, must pass three constitutional amendments that will go a long way toward fixing the core problems we now have. These include:
a) A constitutional amendment that fixes our broken electoral system by 1) completely removing campaign contributions from the political process; 2) requiring all elections to be publicly financed; 3) moving election day to the weekend to increase voter turnout; 4) making all Americans registered voters at the moment of their birth; 5) banning computerized voting and requiring that all elections take place on paper ballots.
b) A constitutional amendment declaring that corporations are not people and do not have the constitutional rights of citizens. This amendment should also state that the interests of the general public and society must always come before the interests of corporations.
c) A constitutional amendment that will act as a "second bill of rights" as proposed by President Franklin D. Roosevelt: that every American has a human right to employment, to health care, to a free and full education, to breathe clean air, drink clean water and eat safe food, and to be cared for with dignity and respect in their old age.
Investigate the Crash of 2008, and bring to justice those who committed any crimes.
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c) A constitutional amendment that will act as a "second bill of rights" as proposed by President Franklin D. Roosevelt: that every American has a human right to employment, to health care, to a free and full education, to breathe clean air, drink clean water and eat safe food, and to be cared for with dignity and respect in their old age.
5) Would include any homeowner that lied on their loan app.
10C) The right to employment all ready exists. However not everyone gets a job because some people are stupid, lazy, unmotivated, and just plain total fuck ups.
This list is a total joke for the most part. They do make a few good point however the implcation of these "demands" would cripple the economy in many areas and bankrupt the country in others. A single payer system for example would toilet the health care system. It sucks that you cant afford health care but why should I have to wait and jump through hoops to get care I can afford to pay for?
Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays
Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
some ugly up down arrows until we get the Silver Banana and Monkey Shit icons working again...sorry for the delay. The arrows work the same. Voting costs you a WSO Credit and rewards the author with 3 banana points for an up vote and -1 banana points for a down vote.
some ugly up down arrows until we get the Silver Banana and Monkey Shit icons working again...sorry for the delay. The arrows work the same. Voting costs you a WSO Credit and rewards the author with 3 banana points for an up vote and -1 banana points for a down vote.
...and so ended what historians would later call the Great Constipation of 2012.
“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
some ugly up down arrows until we get the Silver Banana and Monkey Shit icons working again...sorry for the delay. The arrows work the same. Voting costs you a WSO Credit and rewards the author with 3 banana points for an up vote and -1 banana points for a down vote.
Hmmm, I didn't realize this and now I'm at -6 credits. What happens now? LOL, is this WSO's first issue of monkey poo debt? Can I leverage that debt? If I'd like to swap it, will WSO act as counterparty? Can I set up an income stream of monkey credits based on this?
Please discontinue the temporary fix on MS/SBs. The system is very broken and in danger of being jeopardized. I took a snapshot of where everyone stands on SBs in the event you need to reset it.
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Please discontinue the temporary fix on MS/SBs. The system is very broken and in danger of being jeopardized. I took a snapshot of where everyone stands on SBs in the event you need to reset it.
hey Comp - it doesnt need to be reset...the systme is exactly the same as SBs and MSs....it is just ugly arrows. We are just having issues getting the SB and MS icons up. But an up arrow is like rewarding a SB, the down is like throwing MS.
Please discontinue the temporary fix on MS/SBs. The system is very broken and in danger of being jeopardized. I took a snapshot of where everyone stands on SBs in the event you need to reset it.
hey Comp - it doesnt need to be reset...the systme is exactly the same as SBs and MSs....it is just ugly arrows. We are just having issues getting the SB and MS icons up. But an up arrow is like rewarding a SB, the down is like throwing MS.
how is it broken?
thanks
Hmmmm, let's see....oh yeah, I just doubled my SBs and hooked a bunch of people up (including compbanker), then threw a pile of shit on a few guys that have been a thorn in my side and are generally disliked.
If I was a trader and SBs were real money, I'd be throwing my retirement party as of.....right now.
Broken in that I can go in, right now, and give someone 1000 SBs or 1000 MSs without any issues. I don't have to have credits, I can reward myself with SBs, etc.
SBs and MSs worked because it was tightly 'controlled' as there were a limited number and not easy to come by (purchase or receive them from WSO). With this system, I can give out more SBs and MSs than I have in my entire time on the site in an hour and there is no control over who has them, how many they can give, etc
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
"In a fiat money system, money is not backed by a physical commodity (i.e.: gold). Instead, the only thing that gives the money value is its relative scarcity and the faith placed in it by the people that use it."
I actually like the idea of the arrows as a way to aggregate comments as long as it isn't tied to nanner points. Being able to go into a 4 or 5 page thread and see the comments that people found most relevant would be useful (a la reddit) but I don't know how feasible that would be.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
I know this isn't an idea thread, but just throwin' it out there. Facebook now allows you to un-follow some of your threads, so, like, for example, if I was done with this thread and I wanted to quit getting updates on it I could hit "un-follow" and I'd no longer get the thread bumped in my profile section. Not a sermon, just a thought.
UFO, i think you were the only one that super crazy.....thanks for the warning Comp....luckily UFO just rewarded some of the best users and shit on some of the trolls, so we just experienced a few hours of hyper-bananaflation.
UFO, i think you were the only one that super crazy.....thanks for the warning Comp....luckily UFO just rewarded some of the best users and shit on some of the trolls, so we just experienced a few hours of hyper-bananaflation.
I feel like ive been drugged, for the past 2 hours, I have not been able to sit still. Seriously like running in place in my chair and twitching randomly.
Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays
Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
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If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
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I'm having the same problem
Yep.
sorry guys, made some changes last night....didnt realize we lost this until about an hour ago...it will be back tomorrow.
Just noticed.
haha, Yea just noticed that too.
Good now I can make all sorts of questionable and fire em up comments with out the worry of MS lol.
haha, I know you wouldnt do that Heister XD
well...
SOCIALISM IS THE ONE TRUE PATH TO A PERFECT SOCIETY. ALL YOU FUCKING 1% WALL STREET PIGS ON THIS SITE ARE HEARTLESS ANIMALS THAT CARE NOTHING FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN AND WOMYN. WE NEED TO HAVE ALL MINORITIES AND WOMEN IN THIS COUNTRY GAIN ADMITTANCE INTO COLLEGES BEFORE WHITE MEN ARE ALLOWED TO APPLY. INSTEAD OF WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST, WE NEED TO SEND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN AID INSTEAD, MUSLIMS ARE A VERY PEACEFUL PEOPLE AND ARE ONLY HARMING US BECAUSE WE INVADED THEM. THE TOP EARNERS IN THIS COUNTRY NEED TO PAY A LOT MORE IN TAXES AND SIMULTANEOUSLY NEED TO GIVE JOBS TO MORE AMERICAN WORKERS. STOP EATING MEAT, COWS HAVE FUCKING SOULS TOO AND YOU'RE JUST KILLING THEM FOR NO REASON. RON PAUL AND MILTON FRIEDMAN BOTH RESPECTIVELY SUCK. REELECT OBAMA. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." -Karl Marx
LOL
Patrick - I am also having trouble quoting previous entries when I post....
you clicking the quote button next to the flag as spam or the blue reply button?
I hit the spam button so many times by accident on my iphone when trying to quote people. Do you think you could move it to the opposite side? I also agree with jimmy, depending on the browser or the resolution you're running the quote button will not register unless you click it on the top left edge of the quote icon.
It worked when I just tried what Flake said....weird
heister sucks.
Brady and Ratina, you guys should milk this window of opportunity. I heard there are mad Paki women at HBS!!
M2
I haven't been able to shit or banana for a year. Is that a punishment or glitch?
Hahahah I love NR.
P.S.
heister still sucks though.
Well, since no one can throw monkey shit at me allow me to tell you what I think about some of you...
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.
Regards
i fucked ratinamaze's mom last night. take that you little bitch.
oh, and dukeofduke's mom rimmed me at the same time.
would this get me shit on or SBs
SBs from me.
Haha SB from me too lol.
Hey Bravo...
REGARDS!!
Watch the movie "inside job" and see how corrupted finance people are!!! #AmIDoingThisRight?
Eradicate the Bush tax cuts for the rich and institute new taxes on the wealthiest Americans and on corporations, including a tax on all trading on Wall Street (where they currently pay 0%).
Assess a penalty tax on any corporation that moves American jobs to other countries when that company is already making profits in America. Our jobs are the most important national treasure and they cannot be removed from the country simply because someone wants to make more money.
Require that all Americans pay the same Social Security tax on all of their earnings (normally, the middle class pays about 6% of their income to Social Security; someone making $1 million a year pays about 0.6% (or 90% less than the average person). This law would simply make the rich pay what everyone else pays.
Reinstate the Glass-Steagall Act, placing serious regulations on how business is conducted by Wall Street and the banks.
Investigate the Crash of 2008, and bring to justice those who committed any crimes.
Reorder our nation's spending priorities (including the ending of all foreign wars and their cost of over $2 billion a week). This will re-open libraries, reinstate band and art and civics classes in our schools, fix our roads and bridges and infrastructure, wire the entire country for 21st century internet, and support scientific research that improves our lives.
Join the rest of the free world and create a single-payer, free and universal health care system that covers all Americans all of the time.
Immediately reduce carbon emissions that are destroying the planet and discover ways to live without the oil that will be depleted and gone by the end of this century.
Require corporations with more than 10,000 employees to restructure their board of directors so that 50% of its members are elected by the company’s workers. We can never have a real democracy as long as most people have no say in what happens at the place they spend most of their time: their job. (For any U.S. businesspeople freaking out at this idea because you think workers can't run a successful company: Germany has a law like this and it has helped to make Germany the world’s leading manufacturing exporter.)
We, the people, must pass three constitutional amendments that will go a long way toward fixing the core problems we now have. These include:
a) A constitutional amendment that fixes our broken electoral system by 1) completely removing campaign contributions from the political process; 2) requiring all elections to be publicly financed; 3) moving election day to the weekend to increase voter turnout; 4) making all Americans registered voters at the moment of their birth; 5) banning computerized voting and requiring that all elections take place on paper ballots.
b) A constitutional amendment declaring that corporations are not people and do not have the constitutional rights of citizens. This amendment should also state that the interests of the general public and society must always come before the interests of corporations.
c) A constitutional amendment that will act as a "second bill of rights" as proposed by President Franklin D. Roosevelt: that every American has a human right to employment, to health care, to a free and full education, to breathe clean air, drink clean water and eat safe food, and to be cared for with dignity and respect in their old age.
These two are total BS,
5) Would include any homeowner that lied on their loan app.
10C) The right to employment all ready exists. However not everyone gets a job because some people are stupid, lazy, unmotivated, and just plain total fuck ups.
This list is a total joke for the most part. They do make a few good point however the implcation of these "demands" would cripple the economy in many areas and bankrupt the country in others. A single payer system for example would toilet the health care system. It sucks that you cant afford health care but why should I have to wait and jump through hoops to get care I can afford to pay for?
LOL Best. Thread. Ever.
sorry for delay guys...i guess harder to fix than expected...
some ugly up down arrows until we get the Silver Banana and Monkey Shit icons working again...sorry for the delay. The arrows work the same. Voting costs you a WSO Credit and rewards the author with 3 banana points for an up vote and -1 banana points for a down vote.
...and so ended what historians would later call the Great Constipation of 2012.
Am I going to get a collections call about having to buy WSO credits to cover my debt?
okay guys everyone go back and upvote my 'i fucked ratinamaze's mom' post thx
wtf im in debt
Patrick,
Please discontinue the temporary fix on MS/SBs. The system is very broken and in danger of being jeopardized. I took a snapshot of where everyone stands on SBs in the event you need to reset it.
hey Comp - it doesnt need to be reset...the systme is exactly the same as SBs and MSs....it is just ugly arrows. We are just having issues getting the SB and MS icons up. But an up arrow is like rewarding a SB, the down is like throwing MS.
how is it broken?
thanks
If I was a trader and SBs were real money, I'd be throwing my retirement party as of.....right now.
Do I get a cookie for turning myself in?
Broken in that I can go in, right now, and give someone 1000 SBs or 1000 MSs without any issues. I don't have to have credits, I can reward myself with SBs, etc.
SBs and MSs worked because it was tightly 'controlled' as there were a limited number and not easy to come by (purchase or receive them from WSO). With this system, I can give out more SBs and MSs than I have in my entire time on the site in an hour and there is no control over who has them, how many they can give, etc
"In a fiat money system, money is not backed by a physical commodity (i.e.: gold). Instead, the only thing that gives the money value is its relative scarcity and the faith placed in it by the people that use it."
http://kwaves.com/fiat.htm
Now would be a very bad time to post something controversial. WSO currency just lost its value.
ok, fixed - my bad...
I actually like the idea of the arrows as a way to aggregate comments as long as it isn't tied to nanner points. Being able to go into a 4 or 5 page thread and see the comments that people found most relevant would be useful (a la reddit) but I don't know how feasible that would be.
I know this isn't an idea thread, but just throwin' it out there. Facebook now allows you to un-follow some of your threads, so, like, for example, if I was done with this thread and I wanted to quit getting updates on it I could hit "un-follow" and I'd no longer get the thread bumped in my profile section. Not a sermon, just a thought.
Am I getting sent to the penalty box for this? Do they have bananas there?
UFO, i think you were the only one that super crazy.....thanks for the warning Comp....luckily UFO just rewarded some of the best users and shit on some of the trolls, so we just experienced a few hours of hyper-bananaflation.
I feel like ive been drugged, for the past 2 hours, I have not been able to sit still. Seriously like running in place in my chair and twitching randomly.
Have you guys read End The Bananafed?
LOL!!!!
think we're finally back in the SB / MS business....enjoy
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