My Intern

So...My intern is really hot..like extremely hot..she's sat on my lap a few times when asking me questions, and i really think she's into me..but part of me thinks she is just flirting with me so I give her an offer..

We've gone out for team drinks a couple times already, and she gives me those eyes. (you know, the unmistakable f*ck me eyes)..so i buy her a drink, but try not to make it obvious.

I'm really unsure what to do, because i really want to persue her and see if there's something there. If anything i just wanna see her naked.

What's the best way to handle/go about this situation? Has anyone else been in this situation before?

 

I'll bite and assume this isn't a troll post - you're fucked. You can't bang her or you're pretty much screwed, so the trick is to nail her at the end of the summer. It's basically impossible to wait but you can't really jeopardize your job for one hot chick when there's plenty that don't work for you out there. If she makes the move on you then you can go with it, but you're pretty much screwed if you make the move on her unless she's gonna be leaving. Even then you're probably fucked.

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 
BlackHat:
I'll bite and assume this isn't a troll post - you're fucked. You can't bang her or you're pretty much screwed, so the trick is to nail her at the end of the summer. It's basically impossible to wait but you can't really jeopardize your job for one hot chick when there's plenty that don't work for you out there. If she makes the move on you then you can go with it, but you're pretty much screwed if you make the move on her unless she's gonna be leaving. Even then you're probably fucked.

Problem is, she kissed me on the cheek today in the coffee room...im starting to get nervous

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TonyPerkis:
BlackHat:
I'll bite and assume this isn't a troll post - you're fucked. You can't bang her or you're pretty much screwed, so the trick is to nail her at the end of the summer. It's basically impossible to wait but you can't really jeopardize your job for one hot chick when there's plenty that don't work for you out there. If she makes the move on you then you can go with it, but you're pretty much screwed if you make the move on her unless she's gonna be leaving. Even then you're probably fucked.

Not a troll post..I never troll.

Problem is, she kissed me on the cheek today in the coffee room...im starting to get nervous

Pics of said intern...

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Bro, your profile says youre 35. Stay away from the young stuff. Young girls are emotional whirlwinds. You know in your heart that this is one of those things to be wary of and to stay away from.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 
seabird:
Bro, your profile says youre 35. Stay away from the young stuff. Young girls are emotional whirlwinds. You know in your heart that this is one of those things to be wary of and to stay away from.
Bro. Age is just a number
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Troll is successful. Good job TonyP. Blumbie will be proud.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

My father always told me: "when in doubt, whip it out."

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old creep

I don't accept sacrifices and I don't make them. ... If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade at all. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
 

okay so im obviously getting a lot of abuse here..but i really want to know what to do..she could be the one..and the last thing i want is to let her get away

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 
TonyPerkis:
okay so im obviously getting a lot of abuse here..but i really want to know what to do..she could be the one..and the last thing i want is to let her get away

you can't possibly be 35 and not be trolling when you say your (probably 20-21 year old) intern "could be the one"

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 

TP bring her a box of candy with a note inside it. On this said note is a legal agreement that says "if we fuck, you keep your fucking mouth shut"

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

update: last night we all went for drinks, and she wouldnt leave my side the whole night..even when i tried to leave, she was kind of following me to the door. I'm still confused by this whole situation as i've never encountered anything like this.

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 
TonyPerkis:
update: last night we all went for drinks, and she wouldnt leave my side the whole night..even when i tried to leave, she was kind of following me to the door. I'm still confused by this whole situation as i've never encountered anything like this.

She sounds immature and weird dude. If she was legit she wouldn't be creeping that hard. She either wants something from you other than your cock, or she's gonna end up being Stage 5 and totally ruin your life anyway.

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 
BlackHat:
TonyPerkis:
update: last night we all went for drinks, and she wouldnt leave my side the whole night..even when i tried to leave, she was kind of following me to the door. I'm still confused by this whole situation as i've never encountered anything like this.

She sounds immature and weird dude. If she was legit she wouldn't be creeping that hard. She either wants something from you other than your cock, or she's gonna end up being Stage 5 and totally ruin your life anyway.

its tough to say no...if shes not a 10, shes a 9.9 and real cool chick..golfs and into country music...idk if it gets much better

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 
BlackHat:
TonyPerkis:
update: last night we all went for drinks, and she wouldnt leave my side the whole night..even when i tried to leave, she was kind of following me to the door. I'm still confused by this whole situation as i've never encountered anything like this.

She sounds immature and weird dude. If she was legit she wouldn't be creeping that hard. She either wants something from you other than your cock, or she's gonna end up being Stage 5 and totally ruin your life anyway.

lmao "stage 5"

 
BlackHat:
TonyPerkis:
update: last night we all went for drinks, and she wouldnt leave my side the whole night..even when i tried to leave, she was kind of following me to the door. I'm still confused by this whole situation as i've never encountered anything like this.

She sounds immature and weird dude. If she was legit she wouldn't be creeping that hard. She either wants something from you other than your cock, or she's gonna end up being Stage 5 and totally ruin your life anyway.

The dude giving advice is quoting things about a stage 5, wtf has happened to WSO?

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
TonyPerkis:
update: last night we all went for drinks, and she wouldnt leave my side the whole night..even when i tried to leave, she was kind of following me to the door. I'm still confused by this whole situation as i've never encountered anything like this.

So you're admitting that your a virgin and have never had a girl interested in you? or that you are interested in boys and this girl is making you think different?

Eventus stultorum magister.
 

TP, you've got the world captivated by your story...tell us more.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
FinancialNoviceII:
Dude, you have bigger problems when at 35 some girl is still stringing you along.

Hit up Ratinamaze.

Would he be able to help? I dont appreciate telling me I have problems..it's my heart we're talking about

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 

What does she has to offer you other than a hole to buss in? Will it boost your self esteem? It's that low?

Look up her background. If she have some solid connects (via her family or else) and if she's pretty (we're talking facial structure here, not the phony make up/long hair fraud method used by most females), then f*ck the shit out of here.

Just make sure you bang her hard enough so she knows you're the head honcho.

However, the fact that she barely knows you and already sits on your lap sends a signal = she has no mental restraints = she won't hesitate to sue you and your company.

So now the question becomes:

Are you willing to risk your job just so you can ejaculate somewhere, when knowing that you can ejaculate somewhere else, risk free?

 
Abdel:
Look up her background. If she have some solid connects (via her family or else) and if she's pretty (we're talking facial structure here, not the phony make up/long hair fraud method used by most females), then f*ck the shit out of here.

Abdul, for all the things weve argued on, I love the way you think, you Machiavellian fucker.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 
Abdel:
What does she has to offer you other than a hole to buss in? Will it boost your self esteem? It's that low?

Look up her background. If she have some solid connects (via her family or else) and if she's pretty (we're talking facial structure here, not the phony make up/long hair fraud method used by most females), then f*ck the shit out of here.

Just make sure you bang her hard enough so she knows you're the head honcho.

However, the fact that she barely knows you and already sits on your lap sends a signal = she has no mental restraints = she won't hesitate to sue you and your company.

So now the question becomes:

Are you willing to risk your job just so you can ejaculate somewhere, when knowing that you can ejaculate somewhere else, risk free?

Yes, she's actually pretty...doesn't wear make up to the office..and how does that mean she'll sue the company? It could just mean she has no mental restraints in bed?

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 
TonyPerkis:
Abdel:
What does she has to offer you other than a hole to buss in? Will it boost your self esteem? It's that low?

Look up her background. If she have some solid connects (via her family or else) and if she's pretty (we're talking facial structure here, not the phony make up/long hair fraud method used by most females), then f*ck the shit out of here.

Just make sure you bang her hard enough so she knows you're the head honcho.

However, the fact that she barely knows you and already sits on your lap sends a signal = she has no mental restraints = she won't hesitate to sue you and your company.

So now the question becomes:

Are you willing to risk your job just so you can ejaculate somewhere, when knowing that you can ejaculate somewhere else, risk free?

Yes, she's actually pretty...doesn't wear make up to the office..and how does that mean she'll sue the company? It could just mean she has no mental restraints in bed?

Well, if you don't give her an offer after smashing her, don't be surprised if a lawsuit hits you.

 

I call troll on a minimum of 1 and a maximum of ALL of the following: your age, her age, her looks, her interests, her interest in you, your interest in her, her not wearing makeup in the office.

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 

Dude, next time you're out at a club whip your penis out and have a whole conversation with her totally straight faced. If you don't ejaculate over her pretty little skirt suit, then the's not the one...

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Xepa:
Wow, just had a PM convo with Tony. This shit is legit. What a story. So effing ridiculous; I can't wait until I'm in that position one day. :S Hey, at least there's on campus recruiting time right? :P

You're def a virgin as well

Eventus stultorum magister.
 

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