Need Some Suggestions for Cheeky Fantasy Team Names

WSO,

I'll be in a fantasy football league and need a cheeky name for my team. Right now, my team is called "Big Ol' TDs", but I think we can come up with something better than that.

 
Skinnayyy:

You could always go with the classic.... Prestige Worldwide.

I read that as "Prestige Warehouse," which I think is better actually.

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Finance-related is fine but just generally anything is good. I haven't drafted yet, so maybe I should wait for that, but I prefer generally cheeky names over puns on player names (post good puns on player names anyway in case others need ideas)

 

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