Not That You Should Care, But... I'm Back!

I have an inordinate amount of PMs in my mailbox and I don't think I have the ability to dig through them. Feels good to be back, I missed my monkeys. But if you had any interaction with me in the past month and wondered why I hated you so bad, the truth is I only hate you a little and was just on honeymoon. Shoot me another message and I'll love on you a little bit.

 

All things seemed right in the world there for a few weeks but now things seem off again. I can't quite place it.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Congrats on getting married man, best of luck to you and the new wife! Great to see you back

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

hope you had fun bro!

because your failure to answer back on time has completely ruined my life.

i combed to the right for my informational. guess how the PM was wearing his hair...

GUESS.

 
floppity:

quantity of quality conversations went down 50% in the last month

We also had a 30% decrease in smugness and an astounding 99% decrease in CU chat interactive Jeopardy. Good to have you back, BH.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

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Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne

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