Online Resume

Not sure if anyone saw this but I thought it was pretty creative. Not sure where it will get him and whether a HR team would appreciate it but its obvious the guy has the tools to succeed in his industry.

http://www.phildub.com/#

 

WTF!!!!! I was literally posting this until I saw this.

Greatest fucking resume ever. If I was an HR manager and had an opening I'd bring him in. Hell even if I didn't have a job for him I'd make one.

He's been getting a lot of attention for this. I think Google just found their next employee.

 

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