In order of importance: personality, intelligence, self love (you have to love yourself to a degree before you can love someone else, this also means you take care of your body, your mind, and your career), looks, agreement about having children, religion (Christian ideally, Jewish ok.)

I realize the religion one may attract some poo, but religion is a deal breaker if you can't come to agreement.

 
thebrofessor:

In order of importance: personality, intelligence, self love (you have to love yourself to a degree before you can love someone else, this also means you take care of your body, your mind, and your career), looks, agreement about having children, religion (Christian ideally, Jewish ok.)

I realize the religion one may attract some poo, but religion is a deal breaker if you can't come to agreement.

Wait, so it's important to you that she's either Christian or Jewish? What if she's like Buddhist or something? Or not religious?

What religion are you? I don't know much about religion, although I took a class on religion in high school with a bangin' teacher who was later busted for selling blow. Anyway, if religion is important to you, wouldn't you want someone who is your same religion? And even your specific sect or whatever, like Catholic not just Christian?

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

I'm pretty sure he's saying that he would prefer christian or jewish, but it wouldn't be a deal breaker if the person was buddhist or hindu or whatever as long as they could come to some sort of agreement as in, "We can both practice our separate religions but we can't force it onto each other and we won't have a shrine of buddha in the living room"

Also, VikrumBandit only has 19 Banana Points even though he's started like 12315 threads, because of the mounds of monkey shit thrown at him.

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 

I said Christian or Jewish because they're both abrahamic monotheistic religions and the general belief of a singular god is close enough that someone who's Jewish wouldn't be a deal breaker. My girlfriend is catholic and I'm Protestant. You can negotiate on things like communion, original sin, etc., but monotheism vs polytheism or atheism is too big of a difference to negotiate in my opinion. And to the question of if it's a deal breaker if someone was Hindu or Buddhist, if I was single I'd have no objections dating but marriage is a no go. My relationship with God is the longest outside of my relationship with my parents, and I'm not going to change that for someone I've only known for a few months/years. I also couldn't be with someone who's a racist, my moms side has black and middle eastern heritage so it's critical that the person share my views on race.

 
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jankynoname:

Birthing hips.

This. I'm surprised it took so long for someone to bring up this crucial point.

I never knew that WSO had so many nonhedonists.

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DickFuld:
jankynoname:

Birthing hips.

This. I'm surprised it took so long for someone to bring up this crucial point.

combined with great legs. legs are the fucking best ever... so versatile When you can see that divide between the quadricep and the hamstring from the side...

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Very attractive. Can "give and take" in witty banter but still respects herself and me. Well read, well educated, enjoys the finer things. Respects my (hopefully future) financial success but is not a gold digger. Not as conservative/an asshole as me, but still open to what I consider the realities of life. A strong network/networker. I would want her to handle the relationship-building part of my career as much as possible and otherwise be a homemaker. She works in a well connected but low hours gov/non-profit position. Mild accent (pref British) a plus.

 

Attractive, takes care of herself, reasonably intelligent (but looks are prioritized, of course), and fun. And preferably isn't religious, doesn't want kids, not overly liberal, and understands/supports my financial goals (w/o being a gold digger).

 

Frat boy body, hairy, into MJ, smart, a little hipster, well dressed, cultured, sophisticated, but not pretentious. I don't eat pork; it's not a deal breaker, but it's a preference. I have a weird type. I don't care about money, what you drive, religion, or where you went to school. I'm not that materialistic. The deal breaker is sports teams. I grew up down south and we take sports seriously. Must enjoy baseball games and SEC football.

Greed is Good!
 

Quiet confidence.

And nice butt (not too big, but just enough), C-cup, small waist, pretty face

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Brunette (shoulder length hair), great legs.

People tend to think life is a race with other people. They don't realize that every moment they spend sprinting towards the finish line is a moment they lose permanently, and a moment closer to their death.
 
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Like for example, I find red lipstick and when a woman with long hair moves the hair over her right shoulder, leaving the left side free. I find that so sexy. Dont know why!

OP is way overthinking it. I'm a man of very simple taste. I like screaming. Screaming shows that they really like it. I shows that they are not taking things too seriously. It shows that they are willing to share their true feelings, and you know what? I like those feelings. So I start screaming too. She can't stand the sound of me. She leaves. Now I see the orgasmic side of things. I am always cumming.

 

Naive girls, very naive.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

I would say the personality. The things you mentioned can be found in every other woman. You should be focusing on personality more. Do not go for such things as they change with time. Look for somebody who’s personality matches with yours. You need to enjoy with them after all.

In Time I wander
 

TER average rating of 8.5 or higher, hourly rate of no more than $500 unless they were former playboy playmates/been featured in comparable magazines.

P.S. Elliott Spitzer for Comptroller! Only in NYC can you have a madam running for public office against her former client.

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.
 
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Long legs, smooth silky hair, a good laugh. NO FAT CHICKS, obviously.

What's your definition of fat?

That's a good question. I don't know how to define it exactly but girls that are nice and slender are best. Obviously if she looks like she's carrying twins then it's a deal breaker.

Could you pick a BMI #?

 
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Long legs, smooth silky hair, a good laugh. NO FAT CHICKS, obviously.

What's your definition of fat?

That's a good question. I don't know how to define it exactly but girls that are nice and slender are best. Obviously if she looks like she's carrying twins then it's a deal breaker.

Could you pick a BMI #?

I'm no BMI expert, but I definitely wouldn't want a girl to be more muscular than me...that's too creepy. I think you just have to eyeball it.

 
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Long legs, smooth silky hair, a good laugh. NO FAT CHICKS, obviously.

What's your definition of fat?

That's a good question. I don't know how to define it exactly but girls that are nice and slender are best. Obviously if she looks like she's carrying twins then it's a deal breaker.

Could you pick a BMI #?

I'm no BMI expert, but I definitely wouldn't want a girl to be more muscular than me...that's too creepy. I think you just have to eyeball it.

BMI is an awful test anyways, varies greatly (plus a lot of girls with big boobs/ass have high BMI even with a low hip-waist ratio).

It's really pretty simple for me, I don't mind girls with a little extra padding. If her stomach hangs over her waist with pants on (as opposed to being slightly bigger, but everything's still pretty well held together) or sticks out more than her breastesses, it's over. Other things will kill it, too, but that's the easiest line in the sand, especially with beer goggles on

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Great question, I'd say the two biggest things for me are her voice and how warm she is. Have you guys ever been talking to someone and you heard a girl talking and you were completely enchanted by her voice/tone/diction and you had to get a look at her/talk to her? I've had that happen more than a few times and it's always an amazing feeling. Also, to be perfectly honest nothing melts my heart like a girl always who is super warm/excited to talk to me. Especially if she has a big smile, her eyes do that twinkling thing that some girls do at times, and she makes me feel like I made her day by talking to her. Gets me every time.

 
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Quiet confidence.

And nice butt (not too big, but just enough), C-cup, small waist, pretty face

Isn't C small? I though DD was the minimum attractive size.

C is the perfect size imo. I like DDs and Bs on occasion, but Cs are the sweet spot for me.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I don't "make love" to C-cups, I "make love" to vaginas. That's... that's how sex works... right?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

For many people. I just like to try it from lots of angles and in lots of places. I have found that it makes a good excuse to drag out the process longer than she would normally want. Otherwise she will cum and then want to stop.

 
skeam-c:

100% disgree on persian girls... Their skin feels weird(Full disclosure: I'm white)

DUDE. This is the truth, wtf is going on there?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Nikola:

Great question, I'd say the two biggest things for me are her voice and how warm she is.
Have you guys ever been talking to someone and you heard a girl talking and you were completely enchanted by her voice/tone/diction and you had to get a look at her/talk to her? I've had that happen more than a few times and it's always an amazing feeling.
Also, to be perfectly honest nothing melts my heart like a girl always who is super warm/excited to talk to me. Especially if she has a big smile, her eyes do that twinkling thing that some girls do at times, and she makes me feel like I made her day by talking to her. Gets me every time.

No I'm not a beta.

 
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6 and above only.

6 what?

6/10+ only

Do you mean size 6?

Brah like how you rate a girl. Like Katie Holmes (late 90s/early 00s) would be a solid 9/10, whereas Kate Upton is a refrigerator/10.

 

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