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Best/more recent pickup line used? (Originally Posted: 03/18/2015)
Whats yours?
Does this smell like chloroform ?
Do you guys use pickup lines at clubs? Whats your approach? (Originally Posted: 05/17/2015)
So what is your game at clubs? Im good at talking to girls at bars but am totally clueless about what to do at clubs. Too loud for me and its like being in a frat party only with more mature crowd so no random hookups
Anyways, Last night me and 2 buddies of mine went to this top club in nyc. We had just entered and were getting drinks at the bar and he just randomly turns to the girl (super hot) and uses the following line:
Friend: Hey, you look exotic where are you from? Do you have any Pakistani in you (fake foregin accent - he actually grew up in the US) Girl: No. Just upstate New york. Why? Friend: Would you like some?
Well she laughed at this and he got her a drink too and pretty much spent the night with her.
I found this cheesy and didnt think these thiings works but I guess i was wrong. Clearly he had rehearsed the line i bet!
Anyways do you guys resort to pick up lines at clubs? Whats the best approach
So he spent the whole night in the 'buy-me-drinks-but-i-wont-fuck zone'?
Some guys swear by these pick up lines. The only problem is that once the conversation picks up, they're still cycling through their mental pick up line rolodex and burn out.
Unless you have a good sense of humour and can roll with the punches, these lines set you up for failure. A hi on the other hand can help to under promise and over deliver if you're not a tool.
Pickup Lines (Originally Posted: 02/07/2007)
"I wanna wacc my retained earnings all over your face"
Classy!
dunno, they were on the dance floor a bit
dont really know the guy. roommates co worker
but it was def intriguing how he went straight in.
kinda odd too. i usually chil with a beer or 2 first with the people i go in with
You had the right plan. I'll normally chill with about 8 beers before making my move, bloated but definitely tipsy enough not to care.
....didn't have to say a word really. She kind of made up her own mind and went for it.
BONUS!
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How about "I wanna wacc my retained earnings all over your ASSETS"?
This is the correct answer, but clubs are pretty awful in general after what...21? 22?
Anyhow, OP says he's good with girls at bars but bad with girls at clubs. Common sense says he should be trying to pick girls up at bars and not going to clubs then.
you don't always go places with the sole and express purpose of picking up girls. I mean I wont pick a bar to go with the only criteria beign how lucky ive been there
and sometime if your group of friends wants to go somewhere you accompany them
I mean I had a decent time.. its just an observation
Pick up lines are lame. If it works, it only works because the girl is physically attracted to him.
General rule of thumb: the better looking you are, the more you can get away with saying stupid and cheesy shit. If you're an average looking guy hitting on a girl out of your league, you better have impeccable game and confidence and/or tons of money.
this is a very stupid thread.
I like your "that worked on a girl." I would have assumed that you meant a line that worked on a dog.
Hi, I'm B4SH.
I spend most of my time jerking to the Goldman career page, but I am willing to give that up all for you, baby.
60% of the time it works every time.
For starters: why are you asking a forum full of finance eggheads dating advice? That's about as smart as asking a compulsive shopper support group advice on how to budget effectively.
Second it's been covered extensively. "Pickup lines" are just an attempt to use memorization to fake the social skills that most guys have....and women almost always see right through it. The guys who get away with using cheesy pickup lines are generally the guys who look good enough that it doesn't matter for them. Better idea is to just find a chick who seems like she might be curious about you and ask her what's going on.
Hi. Are you single?
hey its just for amusement i'm in an open relationship with my right hand
Examples of lines that don't work: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Pick-Up_Lines_of_All_Time
Personally, if some chick's line is over the top, obviously ridiculous funny, then I actually dig it. Otherwise....just start talking.
clubs shouldn't involve initial conversation. You get on the dance floor, grab a chick that's not with a dude, if she grinds on you then follow up with drinks and a conversation, if not, move on to the next one. It's actually pretty simple.
Facepalms/day here are at an all-time high.
Hi.
Everything else is a waste of time. "Hi, are you single?"
You could also try, "Hey, what's your sign? Please tell me 'go', not 'stop'". I hear it's a good one.
If you're asking, they're not going to work for ya.
ay yo beeech get dat sexi azz ova hee
"Hi, my name is _____, I thought you were [insert non awkward / creepy compliment] and I just wanted to say hi."
Proceed depending on her response.
Are you from Ireland? Because whenever I see you, my dick is Dublin.
Bond. James Bond.
Lol if you have a British accent, Bond is an excellent Halloween costume. Wear a nice tux, get a nice toy/air gun in an undercover holster, and when she asks you who you're supposed to be, you can say "Bond. James Bond." hahaha magic.
My female friends reply to that with:
Off. Fuck Off.
Typical Meatpacking interaction - "I went to H/W/S. I work at Goldman." --> Sex in the bathroom
My dick is 3 inches.
From the ground.
I doubt she can even hear you while u r squatting under the table
Hi, aren't you tired? from all that running through my mind?
Hi, you must be lost, heaven is a long way from here
Hi, if you wanna have sex with me, give a little giggle, if you don't DO A TRIPLE-BACK FLIP
Hi, listen I was just looking at the time, your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Hi, im not a camera, but I can picture you and me together
Hi, did you recently sit on sugar? because you've got a sweet ass.
Hi, is your daddy a baker? you've got very nice buns
hI, Do You hAVE a Map? im getting lost in your eyes.
Hi, did you know our bodies are 70% made of water? im thirsty.
Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too
To girl at trading desk.. You must be a bond with embedded options, because I sure would like to call you!
Patrick Bateman: That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.
If I flip a coin, what are the odds of me getting head?
Ay yo shawty! Whatcha name is? WHATCHA NAME IS? SHAWTY! SHAWTY?
If that doesn't work I tell her I roll on boss ass 22's, and maybe shove sum $$$$ in between her titties. And if that don't get her, she's obv a dyke.
take this banana
http://www.youtube.com/embed/rMD9FnHSJ14
+1. Also to Hakendenaron .
Hey babe, I'll be the private equity firm, you be the undervalued Chinese mining company and let's merge.
Me: Would you like to go on an "ate"?
Her: Don't you mean a date?
Me: No. I'm saving you the "d" for later.
lmao!
give it a wink for the cherry on the icing
Preeeettty sure we call that an "acquisition" homie.
Only pick up line I ever used other than just smiling and saying Hi :
Girl: (Standing there fixing her hair/make up)
Me: Don't worry you don't look THAT bad. (very sarcastically of course)
It worked like a dream. She started to crack up laughing.
Hi, my name is ______. What's yours?
Same for the "pick up line," if "hi" is considered a line.
I also had a similar experience once. I was towards the end of the bar and there was glass at the end, girl at the very end was fixing her hair and I caught her, was a little embarrassed, so I said something along the lines of, "I don't think you need to worry about your hair, you're gorgeous." Worked like a charm.
depends on if she is a 5-8 or 9-10. if she's a 7 and you say that, then she will be pleased. however, it would be better to neg her if she's a 10, something along the lines of "you should do that in a salon, I know a good one around here." 1) that shows you're not drooling over her like every other guy in the club/bar, because let's be serious, she must have heard that thousands of times already and is looking for attention and 2) shows that you must be of high value if you know of high-end salons in the area. (plus well groomed).
but if you look like a bum, don't try that ;)
"Hey pats lap come here, I like you.
Or,
Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.
There is a time and place for them. The time is never. You can figure out the place on your own - the world's most interesting man
Hi! My name is.. Hi! My name is.. My name is..wika wickaaa Slim Shady
Hi, I noticed that ".....".
Do you "................"?
(use data points from your observation to initiate a conversation)
Just pull it out and rest it on her leg.
I've witnessed this at work...dude got fired.
This guy's got it down (at least how to get the number):
While on spring break in college in Miami at Gansevoort pool party:
Her: (noticing I was clearly under the age of 21 and in college): How old are you?
Me: Old enough.
Her: (giggle) What does that even mean?
Me: It means you should come with me to the VIP cabana.
BOOM.
Hi, how are you?
Want to take a shot in my room?
But then again this was when I was in a fraternity house...
Works 90% of the time
wow, kill the flow why don't ya NR. And the girl probably won't know anyways haha
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