Please advise which wallet is better for me

richiantonian:

Guys, I need your advice. I have been promoted and now I want to refresh my style. I need a new wallet

I fucking died, this is either a brilliant joke or... something having to do with the short bus.

Why would anyone care about your wallet?

This is a joke because those wallets are hideous

I feel like this is some kind of advertisement...

Because every time I walk into a meeting with my colleagues we always begin by slamming our wallets on the table. If there's a tie, you can probably guess what gets slammed on the table next.

All the big swinging dicks are rocking Velcro bill-folds these days, something about beuing artisinal all the while maintaining the joie de vivre of something more rustic.

These wallets remind me of those "hip" aunts who are trying to make their own sort of "style"

Don't listen to these other clowns, having a wallet is just as important as having nice cufflinks. Here's a picture of my current wallet: http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2738/walletee1.jpg

It's a silk leather gucci wallet, I got it for a 50% discount at an outlet and it suits me perfectly. Personally out of your two wallets, I would choose the first one. It'll look like you skinned that thing right off an alligator, which will definitely assert that your the alpha male in any meeting.

What kind of business are you in??? Keep looking!

Why not go with a European Carry-all?

I hope this is a joke because those are two of the ugliest wallets I've ever seen.

Personally I go with a Batman velcro wallet. It show's I'm just as rich and powerful as Bruce Wayne and that I can kick ass when I need to. Plus chicks dig it.

I don't think both suit you good as a businessman...

Or maybe they're just not my cup of tea. FYI, mine is a simple black leather Montblanc. No fancy stuffs like alligator skin like the photos you posted.

Or maybe in your industry, alligator skin wallets are praised highly.

Or maybe you simply have to find other, better looking, wallets.

I'm still going to give my opinion though; I think the IMG is definitely louder than the SAM.

So if you want to tone it down, go for the SAM. If you want it to scream everytime you're paying the restaurant bills, go for the IMG.

If it's not Gazelle skin, it's not even worth considering.

Thank you for all your advice! I really need to choose.

I'd say that this one looks great http://www.realmenswallets.com/product/ostrich-skin-wallet-designer-men…

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