DickFuld:
adapt or die:

Are Asian men less desirable?

Great question, I have a few other questions:

Should I wear a backpack to work?

Why are all these ladies at work wanting to ride my cock and why do I keep getting held back at work?

If my girlfriend fucks my boss, is she a slut or am I a pussy?

Why is affirmative action holding the white and Asian man down so much?

Will not drinking hold me back?

How many dudes has the average girl been banged by?

How exactly are you supposed to talk to girls anyway?

How far can a jet ski go on the Mississippi without refueling?

Is dropping out of finance to become a trucker cool?

Can anybody help me with some broscience for my workout or hangover routine?

And finally, is the user DickFuld for real?

 
 
Punchey:

Presitge of the girl definitely takes the cake for me - it is hard to believe someone actually wrote those words. That said, I am glad they did as it was certaintly the most entertaining thing I read today.

Some people should be happy with the tallest midget instead of the shortest giant

That guy definitely had personal image problems. Found my sig in that amazing thread.

>Incoming Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Master >Literally a problem, solve for both X and Y, please and thank you. >Hugh Myron: "Are there any guides on here for getting a top girlfriend? Think banker/lawyer/doctor. I really don't want to go mid-tier"
 
Punchey:

Presitge of the girl definitely takes the cake for me - it is hard to believe someone actually wrote those words. That said, I am glad they did as it was certaintly the most entertaining thing I read today.

Some people should be happy with the tallest midget instead of the shortest giant

I'll volunteer some embarassing information on that one. I used to a date a girl from prestigious all-girl's college in VA, and one of the reasons I was interested in her was that I viewed her background as "prestigious".

Came back to bite me in the ass when she later stated that the "ideal" boyfriend would be an alumni of either VMI or West Point.

 

I think my favorite thread was the one where some guy bought his "girl" (they were going out for less than a month and it was never made clear whether she was dating him exclusively) a $2k laptop and then asked if it was over the top. That thread has been deleted, though. Unfortunate since there was lots of good stuff in there.

 

"I'm asking whether I should choose A or B, but I've already chosen A and I'll defend my choice to the death if anyone suggests B or C-Z are better. Would you please validate my choice?" threads.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 
 
adapt or die:

I have a special place in my heart for the square toed shoes threads, like pilgrims getting off the mayflower at the office haha

I wore square toed shoes for most of 2003 - 2005 and I'm now feeling retrospective shame.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

There's no monkey shit limit. I should know. I think MS is just one metric when it comes to banning someone. Most normal posters get it when they argue or disagree.

I've never really paid attention to it anyway. Although it does make for a fun dynamic. IMO, shit and bananas are one of the pure genius elements of this site. Props to Patrick.

 

ha, thanks man...always thought the other social networking sites should have a thumbs down. Most dont...

There is not "limit" to MS...like TNA mentioned, it's more about the types of violations, consistency and lack of respect that can get someone banned.

It's a tough balance because many of the douchebags and trolls bring us a lot of entertainment on slow days. I think things are ~50%-75% more respectful than they were in 2012 when it was more the wild west on here :-)

 

This has been the best one for me by far: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-do-you-legally-invest-friends…

Dude turns $2k into $24k with options and loses it all in 3 months. His commentary throughout the process and his comments on investing are priceless.

"I don't have a college degree, I don't have any idea how to properly manage a portfolio, I am not an, "asset management whiz" either but correct me if I'm wrong, managing money is easy. All you gotta do is take money off the table, rebalance n diversify because who doesn't want a free lunch right?"

"I'm really good at understanding people's emotions and I know what's hot n what's not so ya that's why I think I'm good."

 
Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 
WallStreetOasis.com:

this one? //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/world-of-war... @trailmix8 met the guy :-)

Yes, that one, lol. I think the guy actually posted on here too (went back through some of my post history), but the post seems to have been deleted. Good call on his part =P
Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 

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