Quick Poll - Four Arms or Four Eyes?

Just wondering which one everyone would enjoy more - obviously aesthetics aside and purely based on usefulness.

We assume this is not like Tien Shinhan where your powers are split in two because you have twice as many arms or eyes.

On one hand (or four), you can multi-task like crazy and win in fights, sports, etc.

For eyes, you basically have 360 degree vision and will never be caught unawares.

Discuss.

As for myself, I'd say that having four arms has greatly increased my fighting capabilities. Plus I'm amazing at other things too :)

 

Four arms - then I'll sign up for a dodgeball tournament and take 1st place

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

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4 arms are greater than none - Machamp

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