Random things that piss you off
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When you're meeting someone for the first time who's in every single one of your classes and obviously knows who you are, and he asks "aren't you in my class?" with a straight expression on his face. You know you're in my class, stfu.
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People who write letters on their facebook statuses addressed to people that will never see it (eg. Dear cashier at Safeway on isle 6, next time don't blah blah). Grow a pair and say it to their face you fucking pansy.
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People who pronounce their "r"s very strongly. It's literally the reason why I can't listen to the WSJ podcast (Gina Cervetti). It makes me want to throwup.
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Reddit
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Behavioral interviews and some of the dumbass questions they ask you like "when was the last time you faced a challenge?" I realize that the whole point is just to see if you can communicate (and bs) well, but seriously? You've got to be fucking kidding me. Those kinds of questions almost make me not want to work there.
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Useless circle-jerk clubs/organizations that don't actually do anything besides electing each other to "leadership" positions.
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How it's generally considered "insensitive" to ask your high-school or college friend that's working some temporary shit job (eg. flipping burgers, cashier) and doesn't plan to make a career out of it how much he's getting paid.
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People who major in "Communications"
I can't think anymore at the moment. List out all the random things that piss you off.
negativity really pisses me off... ahem ahem
it's a never-ending circle and I hate myself
-pretty much anything on facebook... taking pictures of your [chinese/arabic/indian/weird] food (OH WHAT A SOPHISTICATED PALETTE), trash talk aimed for somebody but not enough to actually get that person's attention, the albums of somebody's night out where they have 100 pictures (what the fuck? were you just taking pictures all night? "hey everybody smile and make goofy faces like we're having fun!")
-people who act like the US has the only stupid people in the world
-when the people who got us into the current mess we're in bitch and moan about how we're fucked cause of our next generation (something tells me this happens in every generation)
-when people take a series of pictures that looks like they just went to a Denny's and threw their camera at the table, then act like it's art (my high school art teacher actually put up a display of something exactly like this... there were seriously just pictures of ketchup, mustard, and sugar packets sitting at a table but OMG 37.5 degree angle makes it edgy!)
-people that reinforce their ethnicity's stereotypes (bad stereotypes... I don't care if you like watermelon)
-there's more but I gotta pass out
Also: * Liberals * Conservatives * revolutionaries * any person that can't think for themselves * any person that thinks only about themselves * most of the pretnentious pricks in finance who know a lot about excel but not the real world. * hippies * slow walking people on Vesey Street in the morning.....I want to kill them ->I want to punch them in the back of the head and shout: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY * Russell Brand, and anyone who thinks he's a genious * Steve Carell, and anyone who thinks he's a genious * people who don't give a straight answer to YES / NO / I DON'T KNOW questions --- by extension: people who talk too much when the clock is ticking --- by extension: managers who don't give direct instruction on shit only they specialize in * Shitty umbrellas that don't last downtown * the fact that 95% of the universe is dark matter: WTF?!
Hypocrites...
People that misuse the world 'ironic.'
People at the gym that make loud noises when they lift 2 plates.
Conspiracy theories that are founded on a few 'facts' that no one cared to have to explain in the first place and the people that try to explain them to me.
If I network really hard can I get into IB with a communications degree from bumfuck u?
People who put french fries on their hamburger!!!!!
Reddit. Hate that site with a passion.
Somehow this doesn't surprise me at all.
Makes me want to punch them...
Love reddit, just stay out of r/politics.
being behind people who accelerate slow as fuck on the highway on ramp and try to merge onto the highway going 20mph
absolutely agree. as long as their accelerating I don't mind as much, it's when I see brake lights on the ramp that really gets to me. nervous drivers are dangerous drivers
Seconded. I have little tolerance for people who walk/drive slow, and those who have no clue where they are going and wander/drive aimlessly. This is why I do not frequent malls.
This x1000000
--People that chew with their mouth open. Shit is beyond belief disgusting. I don't want to listen to you eat, that smacking noise is fucking disgusting.
--Donald Trump (such a fucking fraud)
--Anyone who acts like Twitter is some unbelievable business, when it's really just a tool for status updates. Shit is just now breaking even from a business standpoint. Let's look at it for what it is.
Are you guys unfamiliar with StockTwits? How about using it as a platform for overthrowing governments? I find Twitter way more functional than Facebook. Plus it forces brevity - something this world is in desperate need of.
LOL. Now you're just being a jealous hater, Ben.
This guy has declared bankruptcy umpteen times. Yet people still consider him a good businessman and award him respect on that basis. My question is, who are the idiots who keep loaning money to him??
To his credit, though, he is a RICH fraud.
All about intangibles.
Agree with Twitter. People would stop using it if there was a small fee for use. Tough business model.
Valuations, really just backing into a number your boss wants.
The entire population of Miami, which wouldnt give me an apple juice in the 5th grade before i boarded my cruise, they just fucking sat there and said, "Que?", for fucks sake, learn English if you are the sole cashier at an American establishment.
17 and 18 year olds who give advice on finance careers/interviews on WSO...
-Most things on facebook (I don't use it).
-Twitter
-Losers who think their sweet internet idea is a sustainable business model so they don't have to get a real job
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Vegans...because they know what's best for poor people.
douchebags.
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People that are constantly on their phone when out at a bar.
People that wear black dress shirts. You look like a douchebag, so stop it.
Twitter. Don't use it, can't see myself ever using it, and find it very annoying how suddenly "Something or "#something" is the new way of communicating things.
Also, Groupon. I have yet to see one single thing that I would consider buying, and I've been getting them for 6+ months. How are they considered so great? Really, unless you want a spa treatment - which seems to make up over 50% of the Groupon offers in my area - they don't really offer anything that fantastic.
@Eddie:
StockTwits is great. I totally agree. I also see the purpose of Twitter and read some people's feeds (despite not using it myself.) My point is that it's not some groundbreaking business, but rather a great tool for people to utilize.
I just find it silly when people speak so highly of it from a business standpoint. The way you read about the founders of Twitter on sites like TechCrunch, you'd think they had founded the next Lockheed Martin or some such shit. In reality, it's a free online application to post your thoughts of the moment. Most of the content on it is complete junk. Again, I see its power as a tool for broadcasting instant news and communicating with people you might not otherwise communicate with, but let's not make it out to be something it's not.
People that can't drive.
Is there anything else most people do on a day to day basis that they absolutely suck at? Does anyone suck at showering or eating? It's un fucking real.
People who can't walk. I'm not talking about handicapped people. I'm talking about people who walk as slow as humanly possible, who stop dead in their tracks to look at a store, who stop in the middle of sidewalk to talk to their buddies, who decide to walk kind of fast, but not fast enough in a diagonal direction, effectively cutting you off for an extended period of time (you know what I'm talking about). You've been doing this since before you were 2, what is the problem?
excel blowing up...ready to toss the laptop out the window. that and calibri font
Other than that, meetings with no clearly defined purpose, go on to over-time and some jerk uses the platform to brag on his latest adventure overseas.
Wasting time/money on an utterly horrible NCAA championship game/winner
NCAA championship games in general? For every sport?
Eddie - No jealousy whatsoever. I give props to any entrepreneur with the balls to sit through the hard times and see a business through with doubters everywhere. I'm talking about the lazy chumps that want to make a quick buck on an ignorant idea.
People who openly (and loudly) discuss their political views that are so offensive and poorly founded/informed and then will try and strike up a conversation with you about sports...
People who litter right in front of me. I'm not a whacked out green guy, but seriously? You can't find a trashcan nearby?
People who can't drive. It's been said before, but slow drivers make my fucking blood boil...
There are so many, but lastly, some of the fucking 20 year old dream chasers on this site. IB analyst work sucks dude and we all know it. The only saving grace is the money and the hope for greener pastures. Know that...
-Drivers honking a millisecond after a light turns green
-Guidos
-Bravo network
-People
Parents who let their 5 year olds run rampant and don't watch them on the toddler playgrounds. Trust me lady, if your 5 year old pushes my 20 month old out of the line for the kiddy slide one more time, you are gonna have a problem that your husband won't be able to handle.
The adcom at MIT, I guess since I live down the street I wouldn't be contributing to "globalization." You just passed on the next Will Hunting.
Kids in the 30 thousand dollar millionaire club aka the 23 year olds at the bar who save 7 paychecks so they can line up with their friends and do shots of Patron to impress everyone. Take your sunglasses off too.
Tourists in NYC who not only walk super slow but feel the need to have their entire crew walk side-by-side so that I can't even go around them. I'm trying to catch a train - why the fuck are you taking pictures of a Macy's store??
def agree with the tourists...
-the PATH system in general -people in the vicinity of the PATH stepping on the back of your shoes - being clothes-lined by umbrellas
The fact that flicking your cigarette butt isn't universally condemned. That's littering, no if ands or butts about it. (yes punny)
outrageously high valuations of tech companies really piss me off
When I let my brother use my car and I wake up the night after with NO gas and it reeks of weed
the geico gecko must die.
Not until we find out where his accent is from.
Dog/Cat/Animal hair. It gets EVERYWHERE.
People that de-claw their cats.
Anything "Jersey Shore" related. As much "fun" as those kids think they have - What a terrible example to set to an already morally decaying nation. Entertainment and stupidity sell though.
Stopping first at a 4-way stop intersection only to have the other moron roll through first.
People full of themselves. One day the center of the universe will be discovered and a lot of people will be dissapointed that they are not it.
Getting "Rick Rolled" on YouTube. Not even sure why someone wasting only 10 seconds of my time would make me contemplate launching a full-out investigation into finding out where the prick lives and banging his head again his laptop, I guess it's just the manner in which those 10 seconds are wasted.
While on the subject of YouTube: anyone that makes an idiot out themselves in front of their shitty webcam hoping to get picked up by Tosh 2.0. That and probably desperate and annoying covers not identified as covers in the title.
Someone already mentioned this but high-school/college students handing out serious life/work advice on WSO.
So many things to do with Facebook, but most of them have been covered. I deactivated my account a little while ago for a reason I won't mention but part of that decision was fueled by an idea for an experiment. I'll get back to it some day though.
And the most important one: People either overinvested in their beliefs or just extremely close-minded that won't even think about considering the other persons point of view. And this goes for those people that put down others for the absolutely smallest things in the world that they don't agree with. I know I may be alone in that but for some reason even if I don't agree with someone I make an effort to see where that person is coming from, what factors are affecting his train of thought and whether or not his logic is based on false premises, etc.
.... and Zimbabwe Ben and I'm not even American. What a POS.
Also: - Cab drivers that act like the world is going to end when I pay with credit card (not that I give a shit) - People heading in the opposite direction that can't walk around you...and then you do the whole side to side "excuse me" dance - Having to show my ID to security guards 2x to enter my office...when I already have to swipe it in 2x at the machines - Hale & Hearty - there is no justification for a cup of soup and half of a sandwich costing $8 - Smirnoff Ice - just drink shots/beers like a normal person - 4Loko - see above - People who are fans of every sport. There's not enough time in the day to follow every sport - stop trying to show off how bro-ey you are - Princeton - say what you will, but I have never met a non-douchebag from Princeton - When you invite friends to go out with you Saturday night and they show up in a t-shirt/shitty sweater and claim they didn't realize you were going "out out" - it's NYC, not SUNY Buffalo, and now I can't do models and bottles cuz you look like a redneck - And finally, people who are overly happy. I don't need or like that cheerfulness on Monday-Thursday
I HATE THAT SOOOO MUCH.
Not exactly scientific, but I always stare just off to the right of someone if I want to go on the right or vice versa and I no longer have to go through those "Heh ho oop, sorry, excuse me" exercises.
Edit: Should have looked at the time stamp on this.
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Guys who show up to class in suits when they don't have a preso / interview / internship / job. Epic fail.
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Cab drivers who drive with two feet (all of them), i get so fucking sick when they constantly apply the gas and brake at the same time. As HireUp mentioned, fuck cabbies who give you that condescending look when you ask if they take credit cards, also hate cabbies who get pissed when you hand them a 20 and ask for 13 back on a 5 dollar ride. O and i really hate the little tv's in the back of cabs, coupled with cabbies erratic driving and 13 vodka tonics, i want to die...
I used to hate that condescending look from cabbies when asking if they take credit. Now, I actually thoroughly enjoy it. If they say no, just tell them that you have no cash and that you aren't going to pay them, it is very empowering and they will immediately tell you they take credit. Also, what pisses me off is when cabbies are in the left or right turn lanes and they sit there and honk when the car in front of them isn't moving. Well the car in front of them isn't moving because he is waiting on all the pedestrians who are crossing the street and have the right away. To sum it up, I pretty much hate everything about cabbies and my hatred towards them has only increased with time spent living in the city. Additionally, people that are unaware that the left lane on the highway/interstate is for passing, it is not for sitting in cruise control at the exact speed limit.
Cabbie arbitrage. Carry slightly less than the straight fare and threaten to use CC. Most of the time they will take the cash. Booyah.
^^100% true and genius
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People that go to the gym to walk on the treadmills. Don't you realize there is a line of people waiting to RUN. I'm trying to train for The Street and your old, 300 lbs ass is walking and not even sweating.
When my pocket aces lose to a flopped set.
When the cab pulls up and immediately starts beeping. Just sit there and wait sh*t bird. I'll be right down.
When people confuse athleticism and coordination. Golf and dancing require coordination. Basketball and football require coordination and athleticism.
You are spot on, the gym in my apt. only has 3 treadmills and this chunky bitch runs for literally 3 mins and then walks for another 15, and continues this cycle for like an hour. I now just go stand by her with my ipod on looking out the window until she realizes I am 5 seconds away from kicking her feet out from under her.....
you proles make me laugh. NYC cabs are required to take cards and never had a problem
lol @ you back office dweebs in non-nyc offices
you proles make me laugh. NYC cabs are required to take cards and never had a problem
lol @ you back office dweebs in non-nyc offices
^^you
You are requires to drive the speed limit also but people don't listen. Cabbies are the same way. I've been in many cabs that give you shit for CC, in nYC and elsewhere.
Not working technology
Having to be connected to technology
Lazy ass kids who stay inside and play there technology instead of coming outside to play football
The "I don't get dirty crowd"
People who hide there anonymous identity
Indecisiveness
Excessive admin.
People who stop to let you cross the road when they're on a highway and you're not at a crossing. Dude just keep on driving! You're wasting much more of your's and my time by trying to be a nice driver but in fact you just pissed the people off behind you and are making me feel bad for making you stop.
Excessive jargon.
Skiing tourists who haven't mastered simple monkey see, monkey do capabilities yet. Yes you need ski boots to go skiing, no jeans are not appropriate, and get the frick out of my terrain park.
Superfluous information, in communications and news articles.
Landlords.
When I run out of Oreos.
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Fitted hats that are not the same color as official uniform really bother me.
Fitted hats that arent really fitted but are elastic.
-People who promise to do something and then don't do it.
-People who can't properly use they're, their and there.
-Women that try to play mind games.
HEAR THAT?
I guess they are pissed off?
People who eat way too loudly, with their mouth open or closed. If it's open, it's unhygienic, rude and annoying. If it's closed it's just annoying, but how loud do you have to chew to hear someone through their closed mouth?
Anybody that stops on a main road when they are the last one coming through, and you are turning on from a side-road.
Groupon, I get spam from those douchebags every day and apparently their deals never work anyway.
People who walk way too slow, or who stand in the middle of places where they shouldn't (doors, top of escalators)
Women's basketball
Doris Burke announcing a men's basketball game on ESPN
Doris Burke
DD Big n Toasty
Skinny Jeans
trolls that aren't funny
Cock Tease
Running out of cigarretes
Not having a maid
Rent in London.
People sitting on the inside seat of the train that try to get up in between stops when the train is packed.
Additionally, fat people that take up two seats.
Homeless people that get overly aggressive when begging for change.
Funny story, I was in Atlanta a few years ago, and this homeless guy walks up to me and was super aggressive as he asked for change. At the time, I didn't have any, but I had just come out of Wendy's and I said, "I don't have any change man, but here, you can have this burger."
The dude takes the burger, opens it up, and then says, "Oh, I don't eat tomatoes." And then offers it back.
WTF!?!
I had a drunk homeless guy approach me, and ask if he could "borrow my phone".
I told him I only had a pager, and the look on his face was priceless.
Apparently Wendy's isn't suitable for his advanced pallet. I also, from time to time will offer the homeless food and generally they are not interested. All they want is money to buy booze.
*Palate
I am going to second the motion about the (cab & regular) drivers who feel compelled to always have either the brake or the accelerator pushed to the floorboard...when one starts to come up, the other starts to go down. WTF?!?!?
I also hate people who stand next to, and sometimes lean on, a "No Smoking" sign while lighting up. I also get pissed off when they stand 2 feet from the entrance of a building and smoke, forcing everyone going into the building to walk through their cancer smog. If you smoke, whatever, I don't dislike you or anything, I just don't like smelling like smoke clinging to my freshly washed clothes, it disgusts me.
Regards
wordy / verbose textbooks that are hell to speedread
clipping my nuts accidentally while shaving my balls with an electric razor
people that misuse or improperly omit apostrophes. i like semicolons though
yes oh shit
i used to feel this way about dogs. once i was at a cafe in winter, one dog (the big furry one) was OK but had some sort or dog-hoodie on. his companion was a tiny hairless old dog. he was fucking shivering. so maybe those animal clothes do have a purpose.
i dont wear skinny ties but i think they're ok
It doesn't actually matter. I don't want to smell that shit and I should not be forced to. Have some common fucking courtesy not to do it by the door. If you are so addicted that can't even walk 20 additional feet to the designated smoking area before lighting up, then get some fucking help. It's like farting in the elevator, you can do it and the people's clothes aren't going to smell...but you don't do it because it's wrong and discourteous.
Regards
-Wind
-People who take my money at poker and claim it is skill/that they knew what they were doing, even though they just started playing and got 2 four of a kinds that night
-Mediocrity.
-People that misuse to/too. "I have to many of them" = KYS
-Having a monday night class with an old woman with no interest in sports, missed both college football and basketball championships
Please tell me you're exaggerating. I've been playing my whole life and I've only hit a four of a kind once.
You probably don't play much online. I lost with 4 full houses online in a night before(2 of them against quads, 1 against straight flush, and the another one was boat over boat. However, I was playing 12 tables at the same times for 4 hours).
Even in live poker, I hit quads at least 7 or 8 times. I started playing poker a lot since 2006. Although I made some money from poker, I wish I never played it. I wish I went to classes and studied my ass off.
Things that piss me off.
People get personal while playing poker.
Fucktards who think they are smart.
Backstabbers.
Ugly women who think they are the shit.
Adults who act like gangsters and think they are cool(adults who act like high school kids).
Quite a shame. I got a four of a kind a few weeks ago and don't know proper betting strategy so it was pretty much wasted.
The fat friend in a group that goes out with her girl friends and is always the one who cock blocks you.
That is the sole purpose they bring her out, that and she makes them look amazing. See:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/KH88ugM_90c?rel=0
HAHA yes ive seen hall pass, I was more talking about the fact that she always cockblocks not the fact that shes brought out to make the others look better.
^^This one too!!
Regards
Chubbybunny.....
Glocap, for being the worst headhunting firm on earth.
Agreed
-Smelly People -People who dress like shit (It's not that hard) -People who don't know the difference between Their, There, and They're or Two, Too, and To -Hipsters -Men who wear skinny ties and skinny jeans -Emos -People who care too much about things that don't matter -Redundancy
Don't forget...
LOL. Dude, I hear you though. I hate skinny jeans (maybe I'm jealous?) and I live in ATL and that is almost all you get between the large gay male population and the well-to-do black new age hip-hop crowd. The saddest part is, even though they are 'skinny' jeans, they still can't manage to keep them at their waist.
Regards
I suppose. I was going more towards the high school goth kids and not your everyday crossing-the-line metrosexual. Either way, they all piss me off.
HAHAHA, happy pointed it out
But are you saying people who wear skinny ties with skinny jeans at the same time or are you saying skinny jeans and skinny ties piss you off. Skinny ties go well with modern suits.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/aZDMLQM2Ps4
I hate skinny ties... I also hate skinny jeans. Put them together? and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Skinny ties seem like the skinny jeans of ties. Just a stupid ass fashion statement that makes you look like a tard.
I mean look at this: http://www.abcneckties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/zachary-quin…
It looks like he has his belt hanging beneath his chin... though some ties that are slightly skinnier than normal ties while also being wider than "skinny" ties look pretty good
Looks better than this...
I hate skinny jeans too. It's not even the appearance that gets to me, it's more the fact they're willing to subject their balls to such excruciating pain, all for the sake of looking like women. Once I accidentally bought a pair of jeans that was too small, though definitely not "skinny jeans" small. After about a couple hours my dick couldn't take it anymore and I haven't worn them since. Now when I see guys walking around in skinny jeans, I assume that they must have small dicks because otherwise I can't imagine how they could tolerate the pain.
Another thing, I hate people who constantly bitch and moan about their friends behind their backs, yet when they see those friends in person they act all nice. This happens a lot more often with women than men.
To continue with what Mango said... I recently bought a pair of American Eagle jeans that were one size too small for me and they just ripped by my groin out of nowhere ~2 months after buying them. I wonder how many pairs of jeans hipsters go through in a year.
I know this guy who wears skinny jeans and I asked him how long it took him to put them on. He said it takes about 5 min to get them on and adjusted. I just shook my head and walked away.
That's about 4 minutes and 55 seconds too long..
This doesnt really piss me off so much, but I would like to see it changed. When you click on the last button to go to the last page on this thread I wish it would go to the last post rather than just the last page. That would be a time saver. More so on the threads that get a shit ton of long posts that are quoted over and over and over again.
Social media 'experts': No, you will not be successful because you know how to use Facebook or Twitter for a company and if you continue to tweet about Big Gay Al's Dildo Barn, I will jump through your Blackberry and strangle you.
People ignorant of basic economics: Spending into oblivion catches up to people and governments, something has got to give and speculative bubbles can't go on forever.
Politically correctness: I enjoy calling gay guys faggots (cause thats what they are) and I'm not going to stop because it annoys you.
+1,000,000
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Haha-
How bout when you are traveling/ going to the airport with a "draggable" suitcase with wheels, and it turns on its side... god i hate that
Here's another one: Professors who give attendance/pop quizzes. You would think that this elementary school bullshit doesn't happen in college, but I'm taking a Data Structures & Algorithms class right now where my professor gives 5 pop quizzes throughout the semester. If you need to force people to come to your class by threatening them with pop quizzes, then 1. your lectures aren't that effective, or 2. you're lonely and don't get enough attention. One time after finishing a pop quiz I was this close to walking out of the class even though there was about 45 minutes left in the class just to make a statement. I didn't do it b/c it would've been a waste of going to class, but damn it would've felt good.
This
HAHA happy cut the kid some slack.
Also,
when people change lanes without indicating
when you hold the door for someone and they just walk by like it's your job to hold the door for them
Once they walk through i like to remind them that they're welcome.
The attendance thing gets me too... if I can pass your class without attending it then A) your lectures are either shit or unnecessary and/or B) I deserve to pass such an easy class
Yeah, I had a basic management class really early in the morning back in college (it was the only time slot left open that worked with the rest of my schedule) and I barely went partly because it was early, partly because I always had to spend that time practicing the stuff I hadn't learned for the class that followed (guitar). I actually liked the professor and he wasn't bad at lecturing, but I felt like I knew most of the stuff and his test were really straight forward. Plus he was native Chinese who had got his B.S. and MBA in the states then went back to China to run some factories and then decided that he wanted to teach...so he was practically FOB and it wasn't easy to understand him. Luckily for me I spent a summer abroad in China and didn't have much issue with understand his points, but no one in class could and they would dwell in the same couple questions for the entire period...so it was practically useless. Anyways, he eventually pulled me aside and told me he was concerned about my absences and that my grades might suffer because of his attendance policy. Well of course that wasn't the case because the deductions for absences was so small and I always smashed his exams. Yeah, forcing people to go to class is silly. I remember getting bitched at by teachers in HS about how you need to pay attention now and learn what you can and be thankful that they did 'this' and 'that' for you because one day you would be in college and the teacher wasn't going to know your name and they wouldn't make you go to class because you were suppose to be an adult and responsible for yourself. Then I get to college and it's like prehistoric kindergarten with roll call, naps, juice boxes and cookies you can stick your fingers through. WTF?!?
Regards
Don't be dissing cookies you can stick your fingers through. They are still cookies, and cookies don't piss me off.
Those stupid North Face fleeces that everyone wears
The other day I walked into an empty bathroom that had 5 stalls so I chose the one 2nd to the left. About 20 seconds later another man walked in and decided to urinate at the stall right next to me...
If anyone here is a canyon driver they'll know what I'm talking about. So I decided to get up early on a Sunday morning to rip through the canyons only to be stuck behind a slow minivan. Who drives at 630am on a Sunday? I begin flashing my brights at him for about 30 seconds to a minute. He doesn't notice the flashing of the brights or that I am right behind him. Anyways so next time we come to a big straight away I go on the other side of the road to pass him and he starts honking at me.
The misspelling of the word ridiculous. I cannot count how many times I have seen statuses on facebook say, "this is rediculious...rediculous, redikuluos". The only thing that is ridiculous is his or hers spelling of ridiculous.
This.
Excessive use of the word ridiculous - it is in every commercial
People who regularly watch a TV show and then complain about it. SHUT THE FUCK UP and watch something else. Is that so hard?
people who treat their pets like humans aka dressing them in clothing.
suvs
girls who feel like theyre entitled to everything, you are entitled to NOTHING
no cause women women cant cook worth shit. I still have to eat food made by a woman better than I can cook for myself....
People that own rims that are more expensive than the car they drive
I know this won't bode well for me and is blatantly obvious:
TROLLS
+1 on Political Correctness
Since when was it not OK to say something that is 100% true simply because it offended a small segment of the oversensitive population?
+1 on PC though, I'm tired of thinking before I speak
ordering a meal with an extra large drink at the drive thru and later finding out that i didn't get a straw.
People who order the Supersized Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese with Supersized Fries, 6 piece Chicken Nuggets, a McFlurry, and then insist they get DIET COKE.
I am just self loathing.
hey cunt
what if they are diabetic
you fucking tool.
People who take advantage of unemployment benefits. I have two friends who have been collecting benefits for over a year and have almost a year left of benefits left. They do not try or apply for real jobs (and pay lip service to this to continue collecting benefits). They do not take lower-paying jobs because it pays less than their benefits.
Unemployment is supposed to be a bridge between jobs for people who are actively trying to find a job. Not for people who want to live off the state for 2 years and do absolutely nothing with their day. One of the dudes has literally become nocturnal. The other one told me last night he was pissed off that he had to pay taxes on his unemployment benefits. I wanted to stab him in the eye with a pair of scissors.
How very Bateman of you.
I hate the words walbaums and throgsneck.
I hate the phrase bang heads.
Whenever someone says kaluminati, I throw up.
I'm someone tells me to hold up just one second I immediately walk away.
My manager apologizes for giving me bitch work. After I specifically said we are part of a team and I will suck it up.
Girls who cough and make noises which are not necessary.
When a superior asks me if I want to do something: FUCK YOU, no I don't. I want to be on an island sipping coconut booze and surfing. Just tell me to do it.
I told my boss no I don't want to do that once, he muttered "fuck who am I going to find to do this shit" as he walked away.
HR pisses me off. How has this not been posted yet? It's similar to the PC topic though.
The stubbing of bonuses... absurd.
CASH ONLY.
It's 2011.
-people that constantly say "ya know what I mean?" and phrases like "in other words" and then re-explain their point even if it is basic and was understood the first time
-people that send emails with unnecessary screen shots embedded that take up massive amounts of space
-everyday impoliteness
-overly lengthy phone calls for a 2 second question
-I agree with everyone who mentioned people who don't know how to walk normally on the street
-people on the subway that stand basically on you even if there is plenty of space (as well as those riders who don't shower or brush their teeth in the morning)
Client who asked me to send them a screenshot of something because they wouldn't believe I had done it.
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It pisses me off when happypantsmcgee comes in and steals my thunder with a whitty post before I even get a chance to read what the OP wrote. Damn you HPM!
Im not pissed at you, just pissed that you beat me to it.
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