adapt or die:
What is the most prestigious way to commit rape???

Honestly, rape is probably the one thing that really shouldn't be joked about. You never know what effect it's going to have on someone or when a recent victim may happen to overhear it.

 
FreezePops:
adapt or die:
What is the most prestigious way to commit rape???

Honestly, rape is probably the one thing that really shouldn't be joked about. You never know what effect it's going to have on someone or when a recent victim may happen to overhear it.

Thanks Tebow, you can decide from now on what we're allowed to joke about about on the internet.

 
FreezePops:
Why would this have any effect on the work environment? Actually, why would this have result in any consequences at all? Seems like more of a technicality than anything else.

I wouldn't be surprised if some guy at a firm see his promotion taking away by some hot chick just because she smashed with the boss.

He could set her up and sue her.

 

the is a dog on dog world there are always gonna be hot girls that smash but after she becomes an MD u smash her and then ull get promoted too :D

I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, Go Bucks!!
 

Equal rights, finally. For the record, I've always been a little insecure that the hot female teacher who banged high school boys didn't go after me. Like, what's wrong with me?

Get busy living
 
UFOinsider:
Equal rights, finally. For the record, I've always been a little insecure that the hot female teacher who banged high school boys didn't go after me. Like, what's wrong with me?
FOR THE RECORD, joking about rape is very bad and it gives that 10% of people that rape (psychologists have actually narrowed it to that) the mistaken impression that it is somehow acceptable behavior. Given that there's over ten comments on this post, that means that ONE of you sick fucks is statistically likely to be a predator. No means no, retard.
Get busy living
 

^^^^^ haha she doesnt want to ruin your relationship with her, she must have liked you!!........as a STUDENT..........

The other guys were just boytoys.... you are worth more than that right?

Actually one of my high school teachers got fired for having a relationship with a student :(, we all liked her ( . )( . ) show

I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, Go Bucks!!
 
Best Response
go.with.the.flow:
It all depends on the scenario:

Frat : get a girl drunk and smash her....nothing happens Real life: lawsuit bitches !!

Stick to paid sex

Pay for sex? Let me run a quick cost benefit analysis:

Costs: - Have to pay w/ your hard earned money = will have to work more to compensate the lost $ = Health quality drops - Have to do all the work in bed = alot of energy involved = have to buy more food = Less money in the pocket - Performance is important 4 you = since you paid, you don't want to cum quick = Stress level go up - Risk of catching deseases = cost in time n money for medication+doctor+ lost days at work (might get fired?) - She gets all the pleasure, well at least more than you - If she see that you have money, she can set you up and sue you

Benefits: - Feeling relieved = can obtain the same result by masturbating for free.

 

Mollitia perferendis ut rerum voluptas tenetur nemo. Quidem ipsa qui occaecati rerum eos ullam. Omnis ratione ratione non fugit quod. Aliquid voluptates ipsum incidunt. Eum rerum quisquam sed et. Dolorem eligendi at placeat deserunt. Cumque ut nostrum non similique dolor provident.

 

Nesciunt ullam maiores rerum et dolore deserunt magni. Ut vero earum eius unde iure deleniti laborum odio. Aliquid sed facilis iusto. Pariatur autem numquam non fugiat.

Eligendi rerum amet enim provident praesentium deserunt. Fugiat perspiciatis dolorem eum. Fugiat et ut sed eos quod laborum aspernatur. Quaerat culpa debitis possimus eligendi at ex qui.

Esse neque excepturi nihil exercitationem qui. Cum aliquam at est nemo. Voluptas numquam sint minus ab autem laboriosam. Itaque impedit eius esse. Praesentium nam itaque non quia voluptatem adipisci excepturi quis. Est velit et sunt animi rem.

Career Advancement Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 03 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (87) $260
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (66) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
6
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
Linda Abraham's picture
Linda Abraham
98.8
10
Jamoldo's picture
Jamoldo
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”