Rare Bankerella Pic + Resume Critique of Private Equity Internship

Hey guys,

I recently started an internship with a small private equity firm, working about 25 hours a week. Having only been there a few weeks, I haven't had the opportunity to gain much first hand experience. Everything I have done so far has been pretty basic. The firm is also involved with some small venture capital investments so I included that too. I was hoping you guys could help spin my resume and throw in some "buzz words" that could help with recruiting. Feel free to rip apart any other portion of my resume as well. Thanks!

http://www.razume.com/documents/27508

 
BTbanker][quote=animalz]real bankerella pic: <a href=http://www.atmedia.at/red/dateien/36033_KerschnerMairaAmbuzzadorCAmbuzzadorHammerschid_400x600.jpg[/quote rel=nofollow>http://www.atmedia.at/red/dateien/36033_KerschnerMairaAmbuzzadorCAmbuzz…</a>:
She doesn't look like she would survive in HR, let alone slamming decks for BSDs.

However, she does look like she could take a BSD.

second that - she's the bank teller chick type

 

[quote=captainkoolaid]i have a hunch that bankerella may in fact be one of these girls:

http://www.whitepowermilk.com/collections/frontpage[/quote]

I'm not sure what I'm more creeped out by; the fact that products like these exist or..the fact that people know about them...

wtf, is is foreal?

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<span class=keyword_link><a href=//www.wallstreetoasis.com/company/goldman-sachs>GS</a></span>][quote=captainkoolaid]i have a hunch that bankerella may in fact be one of these girls:</p> <p><a href=http://www.whitepowermilk.com/collections/frontpage[/quote rel=nofollow>http://www.whitepowermilk.com/collections/frontpage[/quote</a>:

I think that's a great name for a product. Wonder what the KKK will call their cola line though?

EDIT: Holy shit - just read the website. Jesus Christ that's creepy

lololol what is this?!?! creeepy
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