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LHDan:

High capex due to plastic surgery for your wives.

I'd class that under maintenance capex, save for boob-jobs, they're expansionary.
"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 

My life will end just like a DCFs..with some hungover, fresh out of college graduate poking around trying to fix me, and fucking everything up.

"I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people."
 
TheDiscountRate:

Since there are a lot of tangents going on here, does anybody else think its weird that ChristianMingle advertises on here?

I think it's weird that it exist to be honest.

No, what's weird is FarmersOnly. I still don't know if it's a big joke or a real thing.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
GoldenCinderblock:
TheDiscountRate:

Since there are a lot of tangents going on here, does anybody else think its weird that ChristianMingle advertises on here?

I think it's weird that it exist to be honest.

No, what's weird is FarmersOnly. I still don't know if it's a big joke or a real thing.

I think it's clear that Christian farmers love bankers. Act accordingly.

 
WallStreetOasis.com:

probably says more about your surfing habits since many of the ads served are base on sites you've visited before (google is smart)...maybe you've been spending a lot of time on Plenty of Fish, okCupid and Match lately?? ;-)

lelelel

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
WallStreetOasis.com:

probably says more about your surfing habits since many of the ads served are base on sites you've visited before (google is smart)...maybe you've been spending a lot of time on Plenty of Fish, okCupid and Match lately?? ;-)

I'm looking for long-term commitment. ;)

 

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