Bigtime44:
It's inevitable man. Leather + no socks= "inside of an aborted fetus" or may I suggest "your girlfriend after prom"

dont insult your sister...boom roasted

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cinnamontoastcrunch:
jec:
throw them in the freezer overnight or use some medicated powder.

To be clear, I think jec means to put the sperry's in the freezer, not the aborted fetus.

I tried both...the sperrys dont smell today! YAY! but the fetus leaked all over my ice cubes :( do you think i can still use them to make my margaritas?

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jec:
TonyPerkis:
but seriously..tried freezing them, but then my feet are cold all morning :(
haha you could bake them in the oven for a few minutes.

then my feet would be wet and warm .... oooo i see what you did there....creep

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A couple options here:

a) wear the low-cut socks (decidedly not frat) - http://www.johnstonmurphy.com/product.aspx?c=637&pid=58595 - http://www.freshpair.com/Falke-Family-Step-Invisible-Sock-14659.html - http://www.journeys.com/product.aspx?id=80073&g=guys&p=app&c=854&m=SM (if in NYC, physical stores) - http://www.amazon.com/Tommy-Bahama-Signature-Loafer-Liner/dp/B0044DE6AO…

b) Sperry Shoe Freshener - http://www.sperrytopsider.com/store/SiteController/sperry/productdetail… Only problem here is that it doesn't eliminate the odor, simply masks it.

c) fill them with boiling hot water and dish soap, let them soak overnight, empty in the morning, and let dry for a day

d) acquire a new pair

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

I did this 2 summers ago and I swear it works:

Boil some black tea (like 10 bags) and put it in a big tuppeware container that you can put your feet in. Stick your feet in the tea (it doesn't have to be hot, but warm helps.. plus it feels good) for about 2 solid hours. It does something with the pores of your feet and they didn't smell all summer until about august, then the stench was back.

Don't add sugar like you're making sweet tea.. not sure if I needed to add this but yeah, don't do that.

https://www.google.com/search?aq=1&oq=black+tea+feet&sourceid=chrome&ie…

 

Put baking soda into them at night. Then crumple up a newspaper and put that into them. In the morning pull the paper out and your good to go.

I'm like one of them marriage counselors. Charge by the hour to tell some fool he needa bring some flowers home. Then charge another hour telling the bitch she oughta suck some cock every little once in a while. Keep a marriage strong like that. -Prop Joe
 

put drying powder in your shoe after you wear them... the end.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

Embrace the smell and use them as weapons.

Guy in the cubicle next to you getting on your nerves? Someone next to you in a meeting brown-nosing too hard? Slip your feet out and let that fine fragrance emanate. Like reed defusers, but with that special eau de sperry scent.

 
Guest1655:
While we're on the topic, whats the best way to break in a fresh pair that is a it tight? Ive been wearing them with socks around the house but my feet are hurting. This is my 3rd pair and same size as the others which fit me well, but these are really stubborn!

shower with em..thats what i did with my football boots

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