Glad he's going to be punished with a 3 month jail term or a year of community service. He's definitely normal enough to release.

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Flake:
Glad he's going to be punished with a 3 month jail term or a year of community service. He's definitely normal enough to release.

Fucking A.

This just exhausted one possibility to get bodies from. I wonder where the future ones will come from?

 

Could be worse, he could have been stealing from the living like the greeks. Or he couldve been like 90% of Long Island Rail Road workers, who retire on disability for the extra 36k per year it affords them.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

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