BlackHat:
Posting about Dealbreaker on WSO is the NKI

-UBS "Beat the Dead Horse" Quant [from Soviet Russia]

Meet me at Minetta's. Wear a Duffman costume with assless chaps so I know it's you.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

DB is awesome, especially after the addition of Matt Levine. Jon Shazar is subtraction by addition - that guy blows.

The UBS Quant thing is a long running joke about how UBS made a foray into structured products and complex derivatives in the mid-2000's and basically shat the bed because they didn't know what they were doing.

 

The LSO comments were by far the greatest thing to ever hit the Wall Street blogosphere, you can't read them anymore for some reason (unless you use the wayback machine!)

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 

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