Youd be surprised, shit like that is a hit with chicks. Not only will you make money, you'll get laid!

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Denver Monkeyannabe:
Youd be surprised, shit like that is a hit with chicks. Not only will you make money, you'll get laid!

Very true. It's common knowledge that being the owner of a tapas bar is right above hedge fund manager and BB MD in terms of pussy-magnetism.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
Nouveau Richie:
Denver Monkeyannabe:
Youd be surprised, shit like that is a hit with chicks. Not only will you make money, you'll get laid!

Very true. It's common knowledge that being the owner of a tapas bar is right above hedge fund manager and BB MD in terms of pussy-magnetism.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Actually the obsession with sex comes from having testicles and the enjoyment that comes from using them, you should try it sometime

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Alright guys, here are the ones we just came up with on that chat:

-Tapas bar that also serves spaghetti: Tapasta -Tapas bar that deals weed: Tapastafarian -Tapas bar that serves food from every country: Tapassport

Bank thought of these ones: -Tapas bar that's also a Deli: Tapastrami -Tapas bar that serves everything with hot sauce: Tapasco (to which I responded Tapastio would also work)

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

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