Tinder

I'm sure at this point that many of you have heard of the new Tinder app, available exclusively (for now) on iPhones, as well as the much Swoon, it's android counterpart. What are your thoughts on these new apps, both from a personal and business standpoint? If your not familiar, do a little research and you can get a good understanding of how these apps work

On the personal side, I feel these apps are actually pretty neat, especially for those of us who are really busy with work and everything. It's actually pretty fun to pass the time just giving the "yes/no" decision to the people you're paired with. Not to mention that it takes a lot of time and effort out of the whole "pick-up" scene. I just stated using recently and I know a lot of guys who have actually met girls in person that they were paired with using the app.

On a business side, I think that these apps definitely need to find a way to better generate revenues other than advertising (most of them don't offer adspace anyway since they are still in their beta versions). Yeah that concept of them is pretty unique and they definitely will change the dating scene but, like facebook, being a "cool idea" doesn't necessarily mean large returns.

Anyway... thought?

 

Tinder will die out soon because people will discover that it is a pointless waste of time. It will have the same outcome as facebook, only it will produce much less revenue because it won't become as big. It died before it could even begin.

 

If you are working your ass off and you have no time for a girlfriend, and not in the mood to go pick up girls at bars then Tinder is the best alternative. The best way tinder game works is if you come across as high value from the start, first off you gotta tailor your profile to the type of strength you have. If you got the workman 15 then you can say bye bye to shirtless pics. Dress up sharp, bring out your hermes tie and get a professional to take your pic. College girls are always looking for some rich guy all the time. Just know that these girls are not your gf material, I personally have a no stay over policy.

 
Achillessipspinacolada:

If you are working your ass off and you have no time for a girlfriend, and not in the mood to go pick up girls at bars then Tinder is the best alternative. The best way tinder game works is if you come across as high value from the start, first off you gotta tailor your profile to the type of strength you have. If you got the workman 15 then you can say bye bye to shirtless pics. Dress up sharp, bring out your hermes tie and get a professional to take your pic. College girls are always looking for some rich guy all the time. Just know that these girls are not your gf material, I personally have a no stay over policy.

I don't go to bars because I'm Mormon.

 
Managerette:

Why is a nice Mormon boy on Tinder? I feel like there are much better avenues for reaching your target audience.

I've known a few Mormons and unless they fell off the reservation and are Jack Mormons, they're all married right after their mission at 19 and have multiple kids before they graduate from BYU. I wouldn't think Tinder is very popular in Provo. (yes, I'm stereotyping, kind of).

 
Going Concern:

If you want a constant supply of tinder sloots you should just put up pics of your hard cawk from different angles. Trust me that's the best strategy

So...does this hold true if you're hung more like a Munchkin rather than Dirk Diggler? And if it's the former, should one go for extreme close ups and use a doll's hand to hold it to make it look bigger or do iphones have some dickpic option that I've never seen.

Btw, I'm asking for a friend.

 

Can't believe I fucking read that.

  1. Jesus Christ, did anybody bother to proof this? The fuck.
  2. "chasing money and deals on Wall Street" ...... k.
  3. Poor non-target Dan.
  4. No girl is on Tinder with the intention to "turn" any tables. She is on there to be a sloppy slore. And whine about it afterward, apparently.
  5. Why is an entire section dedicated to the musings of a bunch of interns. Why.
  6. Why does she keep mentioning that all of these guys are good-looking? Why does she lie?
  7. Marketing executive, fitness industry, "educator" ........ k.
  8. What in the hell is with these descriptors? Did the writer take like 3 Xannies before writing this? Ambien walrus?

The entire article is a piece of shit. Her pool of respondents consists of a bunch of teenagers from fucking Indiana or Delaware, barely employed chodes who are making the most of some shitty happy hour deal in Alphabet City, and, for fuck's sake, artists.

Again, I can't believe I fucking read all of that.

 

I'm a huge proponent of online dating, but this article is absolutely atrocious. Basically the author interviewed a bunch of loser bros who grossly exaggerate how much they are getting laid, and she subsequently decided to pump them up in the article. Her hyperbolic descriptions of them are truly hilarious.

Also, try Hinge or League. So much better than Tinder.

 

had a good time with Bumble while in nyc

happn - haven't tried it enough to form much of an opinion but it seems like a shot in the dark, higher quality on there though

coffee meets bagel is big in seattle, not sure about nyc, i like it, but more for standard dating it seems

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Another observation I'll point out. If you compare the 5 main dating apps for your phone, you'll notice something interesting. Look at the amount of text that will fit on a single line within the app's internal chat. For CMB and OKC, it's a lot of text. For Hinge and Happn, it's an intermediate amount. And for Tinder, it's very little text - like three words and you're on a new line. This distinction might sound ridiculous and irrelevant, but I think there is a direct correlation between this and what people use the apps for. CMB and OKC lean more towards dating, Hinge and Happn are roughly equal combos of dating and quick flings, and Tinder is mostly for hook ups. I think people tend to minimize the number of lines of text they write to avoid appearing overly interested and needy, and since less text fits on a single line, less is said. So, Tinder basically discourages tanglible conversation in a subtle way, thus encouraging people to just stick with the basic logistics for arranging convenient sex encounters.

Think about it.

 

The difficult part about an app that requires a 100% match for me is height. I'm 5'8". In person, I really don't have a problem with women--most women are satisfied with a guy who is as tall or taller than she is, and most women can't accurately estimate height anyway. Plus, as David Deangelo says, attraction isn't a choice. You may SAY you want a guy who is 6'1" but if you're attracted to a guy who is 5'8" then you're attracted to him. Simple equation. Attraction isn't a choice. Generally, women have many different things they judge a man's attractiveness on in person--wrist watch, clothes and shoes, eyes, personality, sense of humor, career, and, yes, height.

Online, however, women can be very discriminatory about height because they are seeking perfection in a search engine. Compounding that issue is that the algorithm for The League allows women to be matched ONLY with people that meet 100% of their criteria, which pretty much eliminates about 50% of women right off the bat who would never even see my profile. I can't tell you how many women on Match.com have put in height preference of 5'11" to 8'0" (max height), or to some freakishly tall max, like 7'.

That's why my dating has been limited to about 95% in-person first meetings compared to about 5% online.

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Virginia Tech 4ever:

The difficult part about an app that requires a 100% match for me is height. I'm 5'8". In person, I really don't have a problem with women--most women are satisfied with a guy who is as tall or taller than she is, and most women can't accurately estimate height anyway. Plus, as David Deangelo says, attraction isn't a choice. You may SAY you want a guy who is 6'1" but if you're attracted to a guy who is 5'8" then you're attracted to him. Simple equation. Attraction isn't a choice. Generally, women have many different things they judge a man's attractiveness on in person--wrist watch, clothes and shoes, eyes, personality, sense of humor, career, and, yes, height.

Online, however, women can be very discriminatory about height because they are seeking perfection in a search engine. Compounding that issue is that the algorithm for The League allows women to be matched ONLY with people that meet 100% of their criteria, which pretty much eliminates about 50% of women right off the bat who would never even see my profile. I can't tell you how many women on Match.com have put in height preference of 5'11" to 8'0" (max height), or to some freakishly tall max, like 7'.

That's why my dating has been limited to about 95% in-person first meetings compared to about 5% online.

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Virginia Tech 4ever:

The difficult part about an app that requires a 100% match for me is height. I'm 5'8". In person, I really don't have a problem with women--most women are satisfied with a guy who is as tall or taller than she is, and most women can't accurately estimate height anyway. Plus, as David Deangelo says, attraction isn't a choice. You may SAY you want a guy who is 6'1" but if you're attracted to a guy who is 5'8" then you're attracted to him. Simple equation. Attraction isn't a choice. Generally, women have many different things they judge a man's attractiveness on in person--wrist watch, clothes and shoes, eyes, personality, sense of humor, career, and, yes, height.

Online, however, women can be very discriminatory about height because they are seeking perfection in a search engine. Compounding that issue is that the algorithm for The League allows women to be matched ONLY with people that meet 100% of their criteria, which pretty much eliminates about 50% of women right off the bat who would never even see my profile. I can't tell you how many women on Match.com have put in height preference of 5'11" to 8'0" (max height), or to some freakishly tall max, like 7'.

That's why my dating has been limited to about 95% in-person first meetings compared to about 5% online.

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Virginia Tech 4ever:

The difficult part about an app that requires a 100% match for me is height. I'm 5'8". In person, I really don't have a problem with women--most women are satisfied with a guy who is as tall or taller than she is, and most women can't accurately estimate height anyway. Plus, as David Deangelo says, attraction isn't a choice. You may SAY you want a guy who is 6'1" but if you're attracted to a guy who is 5'8" then you're attracted to him. Simple equation. Attraction isn't a choice. Generally, women have many different things they judge a man's attractiveness on in person--wrist watch, clothes and shoes, eyes, personality, sense of humor, career, and, yes, height.

Online, however, women can be very discriminatory about height because they are seeking perfection in a search engine. Compounding that issue is that the algorithm for The League allows women to be matched ONLY with people that meet 100% of their criteria, which pretty much eliminates about 50% of women right off the bat who would never even see my profile. I can't tell you how many women on Match.com have put in height preference of 5'11" to 8'0" (max height), or to some freakishly tall max, like 7'.

That's why my dating has been limited to about 95% in-person first meetings compared to about 5% online.

> I'm 5'8"

I'm assuming this is 5'8" barefoot, so with shoes on you are about 5'9", maybe 5'10" with boots with thick soles. Yeah... I don't think you should be complaining. 5'9" / 5'10" is solidly average in the US.

 

The reason Tinder works, is because you have an endless sea of people to go through. That's actually part of the appeal to women. 100 guys swiped right today! I'm sexy!

Now what is this? Basically Match but with a much, much smaller user base(under 10k). Here's a pile of attributes. Tell us which ones you want. Ok. Here are your two options. Enjoy!

I'm also shocked at the business model. It's FREE. They vet you(which costs them $$$), and then you have the option of paying $15/month to become invisible. Wow. How they got 2M in VC is beyond me. I guess the hope is that one of the bigger fish will like it, and acquire it.

 
Iloveoptions:

VC is throwing cash at anything these days...

Im pretty sure if you went to Stanford, label your startup as the "Uber for ____", "Tinder for ____", or "Disrupting the food delivery industry", and you take a word and spell it differently(Ship --->Shyp) you can raise a 7 figure seed round before you even walk in the door.

Honestly, all of the press this is getting I would expect them to raise another sizeable series A round. I saw this all over Buzzfeed, Facebook, Elite Daily, etc. which is their target demographic.

 

Yeah they have received a ton of VC funding and lot of media press. They also have a waiting list of 10,000 people.

I personally don't think it's a viable business model, but a lot of people have gotten wealthy from the VC bubble.

 

VTech, you're right that a lot of girls at least believe they prefer taller guys, for whatever reason. It's also true that many girls who "require" 6'+ guys actually are totally fine with a dude who's 5'10" or 5'8" or whatever, they just don't think beyond societal norms.

Having said that... Devils advocate:

Wouldn't you, as a shorter male, prefer such an app? There really are girls out there who prefer shorter guys -- girls who are very short themselves, or actually want to be taller than the guy. Besides, some of them just don't care and know they don't care, and will place a lower height. In such a case, isn't this preferable because you already filter out the girls who will "settle" (in their minds) for a shorter guy? You'll certainly match way less often than your taller counterparts, but who cares? As long as you get a few good choices, you're in the clear, right?

 

For height: everyone from real world players to scammy PUA "gurus" have already beaten this dead horse into a bloody pulp..The general consensus is that yes, height does make things easier but a tall guy is still going to underperform at the dating game when compared to a shorter guy who is in better shape, better dressed, and more confident. I used to hang out with one friend who was short, fat, and ugly......catch is that he was an extremely flamboyant, extremely confident, hard partying ex Irish Special Forces sniper. He's the kind of guy that would walk right up to girls and say "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" and I once observed him drink a half bottle of Vodka at the end of the evening without any visible effects. It also helped that he could probably kill you in his sleep, so he wasn't scared of jack shit.

The guy got more women than I've ever seen, and I several times I saw succeed in taking girls from more conventionally "attractive" dudes who were trying to hit on them.

So yes, looks and height help.....but the right "swag" and balls of steelwill win almost every time.

 

I think height is mostly an issue on these apps where women tend to be more superficial because they're essentially screening out men. with that said, being tall on tinder necesarrily wont help you, but not being tall will definitely hurt you.

It basically just checks the box for some girls.

 
CuriousAnalyst:

I think height is mostly an issue on these apps where women tend to be more superficial because they're essentially screening out men. with that said, being tall on tinder necesarrily wont help you, but not being tall will definitely hurt you.

It basically just checks the box for some girls.

I think this was the point. Far too many women see finding a man as NOTHING more than checking off a series of boxes. If you don't fit in the box, you're out. That's why there are so many single women who claim there aren't any 'good' guys out there. 9/10, you ought to run from the serial box-checker as fast as you can.
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Tinder came about after my time (I was engaged by the time it blew up), but I have some friends and acquaintances who swear by it. From what they tell me, Tinder is actually a lot less about your "stats" (height, income, etc) than a traditional dating site. It's strictly a meat market and the only thing that seems to have a huge impact is the quality of your pictures.

The same is true of dating sites in general though. If you do nothing else to spruce up your profile put up high quality pictures. That means only 3 or 4 pics with ZERO selfies, ZERO cellphone pics, and ZERO pictures with other dudes in it. All of your pictures should be taken with a high quality camera and good lighting. One of them should be semi-professional looking (a sport coat works well), all should show you smiling. Personally I recommend one "cool" picture like a shot of you skiing, scuba diving, or doing whatever your most interesting hobby is, but opinions differ on that one.

 
Easy C:

Tinder came about after my time (I was engaged by the time it blew up), but I have some friends and acquaintances who swear by it. From what they tell me, Tinder is actually a lot less about your "stats" (height, income, etc) than a traditional dating site. It's strictly a meat market and the only thing that seems to have a huge impact is the quality of your pictures.

The same is true of dating sites in general though. If you do nothing else to spruce up your profile put up high quality pictures. That means only 3 or 4 pics with ZERO selfies, ZERO cellphone pics, and ZERO pictures with other dudes in it. All of your pictures should be taken with a high quality camera and good lighting. One of them should be semi-professional looking (a sport coat works well), all should show you smiling. Personally I recommend one "cool" picture like a shot of you skiing, scuba diving, or doing whatever your most interesting hobby is, but opinions differ on that one.

Those picture rules are dumb. I get hella matches and follow like none of those rules. No selfies though because I find them super weird in general.
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"Are you cool enough" algorithm..."curates through LinkedIn"... matchmaking is an age-old game albeit with a new face. Sure there is money to be made in it. They'll probably transition from free service to freemium and premium (likely for males) at some point.

"We do not size up matches by their salaries". Probably because that data is not readily available. Wait till that comes online in a reliable fashion.

Winners bring a bigger bag than you do. I have a degree in meritocracy.
 

Per Dealbreaker:

Description: “We want people to think of The League as a little more grown up and tasteful, for young professionals who want to go out for a coffee or a drink and aren’t just about hooking up,” Bradford says. To get only the most serious singles, Bradford feels it’s important to be highly selective rather than target hard-partying college students…Unlike Hinge and Tinder, The League relies more on LinkedIn than Facebook to determine who is up to snuff. Bradford says she and her friends frequently LinkedIn-stalk dates before meeting them for coffee to make sure they aren’t scary and that their goals align.

Some responses:

"Finally an app where PR/Marketing/Fashion/Interior Design girls can meet their finance husband. No more indirect questions about what bank he works for at Brother Jimmy's!"

"Bradford says she and her friends frequently LinkedIn-stalk dates before meeting them for coffee to make sure they aren’t scary and that their goals align."

You have to stalk people to make sure they're not psychos? Wait, what?"

"The League will most likely launch in New York City next,"

I think most people will agree that what New York really needs are more women who will value a guy for his LinkedIn profile.

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You probably have good results because you're better looking. If you've having "good" results it also doesn't mean you can't get better results by cleaning up your presentation a bit.

The rules for camera types are there for a good reason. They've found that picture quality significantly impacts how likely people are to message you/swipe you on any online dating platform....with pictures being taken on a cellphone camera coming across significantly worse.

For why you don't want other guys in the picture: it's about controlling where the attention goes. You want them looking at you alone, not comparing you to other guys. Obvious exception that proves the rule if you're that much more handsome than everyone else.

 
Easy C:

You probably have good results because you're better looking. If you've having "good" results it also doesn't mean you can't get better results by cleaning up your presentation a bit.

The rules for camera types are there for a good reason. They've found that picture quality significantly impacts how likely people are to message you/swipe you on any online dating platform....with pictures being taken on a cellphone camera coming across significantly worse.

For why you don't want other guys in the picture: it's about controlling where the attention goes. You want them looking at you alone, not comparing you to other guys. Obvious exception that proves the rule if you're that much more handsome than everyone else.

The difference between modern phone pics and fancy pics won't be significant enough to make any difference. I actually made a video about this back when I got way too into Tinder:
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Blame TV shows like Downton Abbey that increase the market of young ladies looking to live a posh lifestyle, with minimal effort (downloading this app) on their part.

>Incoming Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Master >Literally a problem, solve for both X and Y, please and thank you. >Hugh Myron: "Are there any guides on here for getting a top girlfriend? Think banker/lawyer/doctor. I really don't want to go mid-tier"
 

Any discussion of the topic would be incomplete without addressing how immensely destructive Sex and the City was towards the dateability of an entire generation of young women, as well as how destructive the show has been to NYC's culture.

I still can't believe that a lot of these gals are dumb enough to think that it's actually going to work. As if anyone with the income and social savvy to be a successful investment banker is going to be too dumb to know what her game is....

 
Easy C:

Any discussion of the topic would be incomplete without addressing how immensely destructive Sex and the City was towards the dateability of an entire generation of young women, as well as how destructive the show has been to NYC's culture.

I still can't believe that a lot of these gals are dumb enough to think that it's actually going to work. As if anyone with the income and social savvy to be a successful investment banker is going to be too dumb to know what her game is....

What's a non-white guy got to do to get laid in NYC these days?

 
Easy C:

Any discussion of the topic would be incomplete without addressing how immensely destructive Sex and the City was towards the dateability of an entire generation of young women, as well as how destructive the show has been to NYC's culture.

I still can't believe that a lot of these gals are dumb enough to think that it's actually going to work. As if anyone with the income and social savvy to be a successful investment banker is going to be too dumb to know what her game is....

I would have to have watched an episode of Sex and the City to have a remote clue of what the hell you are talking about. So, therefore, what the hell are you talking about?
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mbavsmfin:

I agree with you entirely on this. I would love to hear your view on how SATC destroyed NYC culture.

To give you a better understanding, SATC is to girls what American Psycho is to you guys.

West Village brownstone : American Gardens Building Brunch at Mercer Kitchen : Dinner at Dorsia Finally convincing some wealthy, aged "finance tycoon" to marry you : Shooting a kitten???

While you've probably figured out that M&E isn't so good for the LinkedIn profile, your female counterpart hasn't realized that the career of "freelance blogger" just doesn't offer great exit opps. Not like she cares, anyway--NYC is filled with rich finance dudes, one of whom she'll totally marry and have six babies with. It doesn't matter that she's 26 years old and barely makes a livable wage, because money doesn't DEFINE her. Besides, YOU should be bankrolling her lifestyle since you're flush with cash anyway and because she DESERVES it.

She's cute! She's smart! She's funny and quirky and "a complete nerd"! She spends $200 on chiffon shirts she can't afford, carries a PADFOLIO she barely uses, and grabs La Colombe on her way to her temporary BuzzFeed gig in the morning--she's a YOUNG PROFESSIONAL. You should be honored to date a catch like her.

SATC destroyed NYC culture by encouraging delusional brats to come and try their chances here. The show glorified NY by only showing cute stuff, like shoe shopping and snow(!!!!), while cutting out shots of garbage mountains on the black slush-covered sidewalks and the rat battalions that love them. NYC is overpriced, filthy, depressing, and filled with sociopaths, but these bobbleheads seem to love it. And if Carrie could make it here on an artist's salary, so can ANY ambitious, talented girl!

Unfortunately for the universe, these girls don't really get what ambition and talent really are. It still surprises me when I meet women my age [or even older] who talk like they're illiterate cartoon squirrels, going on and on about their stressful and demanding jobs as EAs or fashion stylists. Really? Was it that hard to book a hotel room within 1 mile of the conference center? Was it so painfully difficult to sit around at a photo shoot for, God forbid, 9-and-a-half hours, taking selfies and playing Candy Crush? Was it worse than leaving for the airport in the middle of the night to fly to some state you forgot was even a part of the Union so you can work out of a conference room that smells faintly of cabbage or cheese for the unforeseen future? OMGGGGGGG, YESSSS, it was SO bad that she was LITERALLY going to DIE.

The amount of complaining and whining to which I'm forced to listen is truly astonishing. These girls actually think that their roles as Community Manager at a social media marketing startup or Account Strategist at a "boutique fashion PR firm" are more stressful and demanding than life. They complain about how everything "isn't fair"... I don't think I've heard anyone say that in the past five years, other than my five-year-old nephew when he had chicken pox. I somehow dodged being inflicted with Special Little Snowflake Syndrome, so guess what? I'm now known as being "SUCH a Miranda" (the cynical, workaholic ginger in the bunch who just so happens to be the least attractive and most unhappy. Fun.)

So what you have is the deadly combo of SATC reruns offering a grossly misleading depiction of NY to an idealistic moron with an inflated sense of self. This girl truly believes that she's earned the RIGHT to live and play here for God knows what reason, and can't wait to meet her own Mr. Big, preferably one who makes at least mid six figures so that they'll never need to move to Connecticut because she can't imagine EVER living anywhere else (despite the fact that she only moved here last March).

As for this "League"... thing, I predict that it'll die a slow, quiet death. Any human being with a panty drop-enducing resume and a modicum of social grace doesn't need a fucking dating app, especially those of the female variety. If you are a girl in SF or NYC, you will get hit on at any bar, so long as you 1) don't look like a bridge troll, and 2) aren't a raging cunt. This girl and her friends have apparently failed on both counts. Then there are plenty of creeps and high functioning autistic individuals with impressive academic pedigrees, but the super elitist of these (to which the founder is probably trying to appeal in order to boost "prestige") will likely scoff at the fact that CMU alumni are allowed to join. What you'll be left with are a bunch of socially awkward nerds from Cornell and insufferable feminists who only look good in dim lighting, and nobody needs to download an app to deal with that shit... just head on over to any bar in Midtown!

 

I'm on it after a friend told me to sign up. They make a big deal about the waitlist, said I was 12,482 of 12,482 when I signed up, and then cleared me within 24 hours. You're assigned a "personal concierge" which is allegedly some decent looking chick, who just pesters you to invite other "league-worthy" friends who can use your invite to skip the waitlist. Sure, I'll go ahead and add competition to the dating pool so you can brag about your 1,500% MoM user growth.

Summary: no difference in "quality" of women on there vs. Tinder, Hinge, or any other BS clone with some "edgy feature". The fact they raised $2.1MM amazes me.

 

It really is a joke. It was started by an entitled Stanford GSB alum who thinks she's God's gift to man because she knows programming and went to a good school. It's basically a tool used by her and her friends to snag a rich VC/tech guy so they don't have to work for the rest of their lives. The self-absorption, superficiality, and vanity is quite appalling.

I place much of the blame on modern feminism and "Sex and the City."

 

Tinder is easy, definitely a lot less creepier than Craigslist LOL!

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I've used tinder and while I have heard a few select stories of it turning into something, for the most part its just a fun way for us to be shallow and practice our oh-so-cheesy pickup lines.

I've had a couple friends use grouper and the experience setting up that date and everything was smooth - the turnout however wasn't great.

Never heard of hinge/coffee meets bagel, so I cant comment on those.

 
thebrofessor:

aren't you in college? why are you on tinder?

semester's over all I do is work. And by work, I mean go on Tinder. And holy fuuuuck does it drain battery
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I uninstalled it and now all my fucking matches are gone. I was trying to bang a chick who's turning 18 this fucking weekend what the fuck. My thumb is sore for nothing.

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Dude doesn't it take way too long to load the match? That's the decision: is this girl hot enough that I will wait for the match notification? That's why I stay swiping left most of the time. There should be a way to skip that and then check all your matches after.

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."
 
FeelingMean:

Dude doesn't it take way too long to load the match? That's the decision: is this girl hot enough that I will wait for the match notification? That's why I stay swiping left most of the time. There should be a way to skip that and then check all your matches after.

I don't understand what you're saying. I just mass swipe right without even looking for ~3 min, wait for ~10 matches to come in, block the ugs, and message the cuties.

Edit: Which is also largely how I handle applying to internships on my school's career site. Has worked very well.

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GoldenCinderblock:
FeelingMean:

Dude doesn't it take way too long to load the match? That's the decision: is this girl hot enough that I will wait for the match notification? That's why I stay swiping left most of the time. There should be a way to skip that and then check all your matches after.

I don't understand what you're saying. I just mass swipe right without even looking for ~3 min, wait for ~10 matches to come in, block the ugs, and message the cuties.

Edit: Which is also largely how I handle applying to internships on my school's career site. Has worked very well.

I'll take a look at the settings. Every time I get a match, it like freezes and hits me with that black screen that says It's a match! Message her or keep playing."

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."
 

Is there a way to go on Tinder on a desktop? I wanna set up an auto mouse clicker to swipe right on every girl in my city and then sort through matches.

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GoldenCinderblock:

Is there a way to go on Tinder on a desktop?

You have heard of Google, haven't you?

 
GoldenCinderblock:

Is there a way to go on Tinder on a desktop? I wanna set up an auto mouse clicker to swipe right on every girl in my city and then sort through matches.

You are ahead of the curve man...lmk if you ever figure this out, would save us guys a lot of time...
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GoldenCinderblock:

Is there a way to go on Tinder on a desktop? I wanna set up an auto mouse clicker to swipe right on every girl in my city and then sort through matches.

No but I'm patenting that right now brb trynna IPO and be rich

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 
VikrumBandit:

sexually frustrated I see? Last time you got neck, golden?

I fucking love and hate you at the same damn time, you brown bandit of chivalry
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I've seen a handful of pics of chicks with their boyfriends and one chick's profile pic is her in a wedding dress. What the fuck lol

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How do I stop myself from laughing at work? I need a technique or something. I just tried to hold back laughter and farted. Which is better, I guess

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OMG I was just taking a shit and remembered that chick is a Sunday School teacher. I banged a Sunday School teacher! That's a fucking flag! Last night was not for naught after all. She's that branch of Christianity with the father, the son, and the holy ghost and all that, which is cool with Tinder, I guess.

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GoldenCinderblock:

OMG I was just taking a shit and remembered that chick is a Sunday School teacher. I banged a Sunday School teacher! That's a fucking flag! Last night was not for naught after all. She's that branch of Christianity with the father, the son, and the holy ghost and all that, which is cool with Tinder, I guess.

Achievement unlocked? Pretty sure this counts. This thread is getting me through a very slow workday.

It is impossible to figure out women, but if you can seal the deal with emojis and mathematical symbols that is pretty damn awesome.

 

Yo anyone know how to make it so when you turn your phone horizontally in Tinder messenger, it does the wide keyboard thing? My thumbs are too fat for this dainty faggotry

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John (my fake Tinder name. btw if you try to make a FB called John Galt, it won't let you and tells you to make a character page instead. anyway...

John (11:15am): Yo guess what Elizabeth (11:15am): Chicken butt? J (11:16 am): Fuck E (11:17 am): Now? J (11:19 am): No I'm at work doing important Facebook and YouTube things E (11:20 am): Wow, aren't you productive.. J (11:22 am): Makes time fly I don't give a ahit E (11:22 am): What do you do? J (11:22 am): Investment firm E (11:29 am): Sounds like a blast.. J (11:30 am): We eat soup and watch golf all day its aite E (11:44 am): So is that how you want to spend your life?

J (11:57 am): I'd likebto spend it with u babe winkyface [typed out] E (44m ago): Lol nice line but you may want to try harder than that.. J (42m ago): Anything 4 u bb gurl E (41 m ago): Uh huh sure.. J (38 m ago): Have my abortion bb gurl E (37 m ago): Excuse me? There will be none of that. There are no babies in my near future. J (35 m ago): Ya because they will be in a glass jar or w.e they put aborted kiddos

E (35m ago): See no. I'm outfitted with this lovely thing that inhibits me from getting preggo in the first place. J (35m ago): A butt E (33m ago): No an IUD dumbass. My butt is a hard limit. J (23 m ago): Soft limit E (22 m ago): No my butt is one way hole. J (21 m ago): Ur in 4 a shock(lol) when u turn 40 and go for a chexkup E (20 m ago): I've already had two colonoscipies and two endoscopies. I know the drill. J (12 m ago): Oh shit

J( 12m ago): U know how girls decorate their grad caps J (12 m ago): So u decorat ur poobag E (7 m ago): Nah mine's probably gonna be a quote or plain.

What do you guys want me to say?

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I just opened to a match with, "Guuurl, I would right swipe you twice if I could."

It autocorrected to, "Guuurl, I would rape you twice if I could."

If I recover, it will be my crowning achievement.

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EvanM:

Also this thread needs to be on the front page. So BI can (try to) publicly shame us on their front page again.

@GoldenCinderblock You in Chicago?

Yes I am. Tindering on the train. Gettin' mean mugged. dey all jelly

Oh, SundaySchoolGirl left her North Face protein shaker in my car. So that's good. She had nutella in her room and I never got to eat it off her though, which is upsetting. Would have been two flags.

Got a few in the pipeline. Will keep WSO posted on my expeditions.

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