Update:

BadCareerMove stopped by my 4 story walk up last night and was decimated by my uber-good deck of Magic cards. I planned on displaying some magic of my own, if you know what I mean....nothing sexual, simply, pure and unedited magic tricks.

I did attempt to cast an enchanted spell but just as I was going to begin my serenade of My Chemical Romance, I head my phone ringing.

Unfortunately, it was my mom Face-timing to remind me that there are no girls allowed in the apartment after 7pm. Looks like the only warlocks i'll be seeing in my future is during tonight's LOTR marathon.

 

Get blacked out on Rum and Coke and sob while you search your attic for those adorable middle-age man decorations for Halloween.

"It is better to have a friendship based on business, than a business based on friendship." - Rockefeller. "Live fast, die hard. Leave a good looking body." - Navy SEAL
 

The little resource consumer(s) will want some too, though

that's why they are so damn expensive

Director of Finance and Corporate Development: 2020 - Present Manager of FP&A and Corporate Development: 2019 - 2020 Corporate Finance, Strategy and Development: 2011 - 2019 "An investment in knowledge pays the best interest." - Benjamin Franklin
 

Dump your whole life savings / 401 K into penny stocks. If you win (hopefully big time), you can retire. If you end up losing everything you have, then you may still have just enough work left to recoup some of it.

If you're not living life on the edge... are you even living?

...
 

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