Say what you will, but Rat needs to be recognized as the reigning champion.
Any monkey can start a troll thread, but Rat has truly been able to grow those - a mark of an exceptional troll. A troll master, if you will.
Is this a second coming of blumie? Or is Rat here to strip blumie of his crown?
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Rat Who?
RatinaMaze
This guy:
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-do-you-guys-approach-women
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/girl-trouble-am-i-being-petty
The trolls here on this board are pretty weak.
i think yourworst is prolly one of the better trolls seeing as none of your comments are ever positive to people :P
ABSOLUTELY second that.
How about the guy that did the jedi lateral to IB? That was golden.
yeah, but everyone knew right away that he wasn't serious, so he wasn't really trolling because he hasn't baited anyone into wasting real emotion on a bullshit problem :) Rat got a lot of people to sincerely advise him and feel bad for him
http://trololololololololololo.com/
[quote=Edmundo Braverman]http://trololololololololololo.com/[/quote] I will now picture you singing that way while you write Eddie.
[quote=Edmundo Braverman]http://trololololololololololo.com/[/quote]
the video doesn't show up on the phone, but the dude is grade A creepy haha
PS: The Khils have eyes... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduard_Khil
Dude, just fuck off. You seriously need to get off my back. Why are you so obsessed with me?
Most definitely not a troll. I fell in love with that girl and perhaps let my inhibitions go but that doesnt make me some loser going through internet forums looking for ways to antagonise people.
I admitted I was a fool with that girl and I put an end to it.
The other post was just about comparing notes so to speak, nothing weird about it. My confidence was shaken a little bit by that one girl and was wondering how I may be able to overcome it.
Look at my other posts. Jeez, I cant believe I have to defend myself this way.
Fuck it, think what you want.
well youre posting on a wall street forum about love issues....... so... i dont see dr phil or dr drew posting on here.. lol
I havent been the only one. What about that dude, who posted about harassing some girl?
The only reason I posted was because people here have helped me out quite a bit and this seemed the best place for me to get some real advice.
i guess I am the biggest troll
from RexAlpha
"Im no 10 year old and you seem to me like a low intelligent person, some people warned my per PM that you´re one of WSOs biggest trolls"
Jeasus, Happy. Don't you ever get tired of being a character witness? You offer your unsolicited impression of people with whom you conversed over pm a few times as if you have personally known them for at least 10 years. Just give it a rest already, white knight.
Rat, your other posts talk about how u turned a full ride Claremont for VB and how 10 weeks ago you were considering going to Hult. Also that u r getting MSF while u were considering MIB, but just graduated with masters in Econ.
Full ride from Claremont Graduate, which I rejected, ironically because my "trolling" here said the program kinda sucks.
I applied to Hult as a backup and hadnt heard back from Vandy, Duke etc. Forgive me for trying to give myself options. Again i trolled here and heard the program/uni was not established and not worth it.
I applied to Tufts because they placed well into IB according to their stats. But I went for the sure thing of an MSF instead.
I graduated with a MA in Economics, yeah so? OCR wasnt great there and I wanted another crack. I managed to get an internship at Westpac bank until I start for experience.
Whats your point with all this? Dude, get a life man. You really searched through my old posts to establish a point that doesnt really have any merit. I still dont understand. Even if I was a troll, dont you have anything better to do then try to expose them?
I dont get you. One minute, you try to give me advice on what to do and then you try to 'expose' me. Whats your deal man?
It's Jeasus with a southern accent. Also stop trying to bible bash me.
You wouldn't know a factual statement if it managed to locate your micropenis and bite it.
Character witness. Witness and judge(ment) are not the same thing
SB for you.. that was funny
expose? No, no. You don't understand. I admire you.
That's super.
Oh. NOW I know who you are.
If Rat's a troll, he's a fucking loser.
But right now, Argonaut, you look like a dick. Find a hobby.
And your jokes are lame.
Hey, relax, guy! I can change :)
Get over it man. Last time I'm going to engage you. What a fucking idiot you are.
Hey fuckhead, this guy is the fucking troll. I just went through only a few of his posts to find that out:
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/user/52849
I heard you can't kill a troll unless you do at least one point of damage below their HP with a fire or acid source. Amirite?
Oh no, acid gives them extra life. Bright colors, too
Who here thinks it would be funny to put Rat and Arg in the same room and add alcohol? Bets on who would win?
I think I would put Rat in a cage and charge people to watch him :) (if it was legal, of course)
No homo plz
If RexAlpha is merely pretending to be an Eastern European working in London who has zero understanding of basic economics and finance, all the while blessing us with extremely authoritative yet deeply flawed "knowledge" gleamed through his myriad connections, then he is the greatest troll of all time. Unfortunately, I have a feeling he's for real.
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/the-yuan-as-the-worlds-reserve-curr…
Rat, you better work harder - you got some contenders.
So the list so far is:
RatinaMaze RexAlpha YourWorstEnemy Jedi Knight
I want to kill this kid savant executionstyle http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/mathecon-from-emory-or-fe-from-gt…
[quote=shorttheworld]I want to kill this kid savant executionstyle http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/mathecon-from-emory-or-fe-from-gt…] Goldy?
RWAAAAHAHAHA
[quote=shorttheworld]I want to kill this kid savant executionstyle http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/mathecon-from-emory-or-fe-from-gt…]
Savant's an asshole. I'm busy schooling him as we speak: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-much-does-being-a-minority-he…
raj1987 http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/dont-buy-breaking-into-wall-stree…
[quote=Bi-Winning]raj1987 http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/dont-buy-breaking-into-wall-stree…] im waiting for the high school kids "should i change my name since raj is serving time" threads to start popping up
So, do you think I have a shot at winning this thing?
lmao
Argonaut, why waste time on these morons? If someone is a troll, then I pity them because there's a whole world out there. Debating this just gives them credibility.
But my vote goes to Savant. No one is that stupid. I refuse to believe I breathe the same air as that guy.
Rat's a bit of a wimp for letting that chick dictate shit to him but I'll give him some leeway because I just broke up with my girlfriend and for a few days to begin with, I contemplated calling her. So I relate a little.
Haven't really come across RexAlpha yet.
I'm not a wimp, it was complicated. I said everything I had to say about that.
[quote=Lurmyrule]
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Hahaha, this shit is priceless
http://www.youtube.com/embed/TLEo7H9tqSM
Your mother is a Troll
Usually I think trolls are funny. The people that piss me off are the ones that disagree with me and back it up with "because I'm right". Even if I disagree with ProdigyofZen or awm I at least respect them for arguing with me.
Trolls overall have declined in enjoyability tho. I remember blumie, DanBush, etc. and used to laugh alot. Now its kinda like....wtf? b1astoise is doing better and the Jedi thing was more impressive in it' dedication than funny. The only trolls that I dislike are ones like ekudekud who pam threads with bs like "U JELLY?" or have dumb arguments over and over. Some non-trolls are obnoxious like gsduke who come off as so pretentious it's amazing. Thanks SAE for your contribution to America with that one.
I doubt RexAlpha is a troll....but for some reason he has a hard-on for the Euro. Maybe he should buy a bunch of Euros and we'll see how that works out for him. I do agree with his assessment of the Yuan.
J/k .....b1astoise is my favorite poster here, so cheers to that! gsduke isn't just obnoxious, he was giving bad info to new people.
As far as RexA goes, I haven't figured him out yet
Anyone remember b2?
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/overheard-at-my-bank
Honorable Mention: LondonE1 for getting outed by someone at his firm.
b1astoise is pretty funny, but what happened to the original blastoise?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/villagemember/987251565/lightbox/
even though this photo is played out...
funny someone would imply others are retarded, when someone hasn't figured out the very simple way to embed photos....
^^^ that movie was the shit
Rat, your 15 minutes of fame have almost ran out. There's a new troll in town - lwgreendog18
Argonaut beat me to it
Amazing...
It definitely had some potential but he overdid the poor grammar/spelling, especially at the update section. A good troll should be able to fool the naive, and I'm not sure anyone believed him.
Still, entertaining enough.
I'm impressed that all you folks have the ability to remember who posted what. I usually don't even read the poster's name is unless I find the post either insightful or off (or if they have an avatar which makes it obvious).
Agree. Argonaut has too much time on his hands.
you assume it takes me effort to pick up detail or remember who said what. But I am just naturally that good (also i didn't realize it was so uncommon)
Etsuko23 is a troll.
Check the posts:
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/user/63793/track
Rat, when I saw this article, I immediately thought of you!
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/26/nyregion/a-revenge-plot-so-intricate-…
[quote=Argonaut]Rat, when I saw this article, I immediately thought of you!
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/26/nyregion/a-revenge-plot-so-intricate-…] That's some scary shit
[quote=Argonaut]Rat, when I saw this article, I immediately thought of you!
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/26/nyregion/a-revenge-plot-so-intricate-…]
I'm glad I'm in your thoughts all the time but perhaps you should forget about me..?
That fucking guy was pretty crazy! I mean all that time to invest in screwing some chick over..
My point exactly. Really reminded me of the petty thread :)
Aside from the fact that I havent screwed her over in any way but I suppose this gives me an idea :)
She said “I can never have faith in justice in this country again.”
WELL KARMA IS A BITCH EH?
Can there be a new poll for this?
Best Troll EVER... (Originally Posted: 02/04/2013)
Just might be the best troll ever.
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/11/fb-troll-king/
This dude imitates strangers' FB profile pics and then sends them friend requests.... hahahahahaha. Thought this might give you guys a chuckle.
ha pretty good
I'm amused
touche.
It got a chuckle out of me, but after a while it seems much more creepy than funny.
Now THAT'S art. Very funny. Agree with above though.....a bit creepy after the first few.
lol pretty good
Haha, reminds me of the MS paint dating site troll.
hilarious
King of all Trolls (Originally Posted: 06/19/2014)
How do we get this guy to do a one month residency on WSO?
http://instagram.com/humansofmanhattan
Fucking hilarious. I love how pissed off all the commenters are.
Most of the gullible people leaving acerbic comments probably aren't from NYC and so they don't encounter real New Yorkers that are frightening similar to the trolling. Funny nonetheless.
On another note, I actually think Michael Klein MD was the best troll on WSO, better than Brady. DanBush was pretty good too.
Still no Brady
Some people take instagram way to seriously...
how can any of those people actually think he's being serious.
I got banned from commenting on HONY too. I didn't make an instagram to do it anyway though.
As a troll aficionado, this is good stuff, but it doesn't come close to some of Ken M's top work: http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/
Holy fuck, I lol'ed at every single one.
That dude needs to go get a job as a comedy writer. That goes way beyond troll, that fucker is seriously talented.
And there goes what was supposed to be a productive afternoon.
+1 to Ken M, absolutely amazing. This one is my favorite
http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/image/73327487303
I was laughing so hard after I read it.
That's gold, Marcus! Gold!!
This is fucking hilarious. The comments are the best part. Espicailly regarding the six year old.
Shit is hilarious. I love Instagram, but cannot fathom why people comment on that thing on celebrity accounts or something. I follow some CNBC shit and I will see people asking for follow backs and bullshit like that. Absurd.
Anyone here ever buy a bum a case of beer? I did on New Years Day and it was high comedy.
Yao, @"Marcus_Halberstram" I'mma let you go ahead with this, but you have to see this:
I guess everyone knows Dan Bilzerian: http://instagram.com/danbilzerian
But do you know his poorer cousin Nad Bilzerian? Check this out: http://instagram.com/nadbilzerian
Gotta love the butthurt commenters!
Forum Trolls (Originally Posted: 12/28/2009)
Does anyone else like the forum trolls? I get a huge kick out of reading some of the absurd shit that gets posted. I saw a guy whose name was "PooSlinger," and I cracked the fuck up.
Honestly, as long as the place has some reasonable moderation and people lighten up a bit, I think it's just fine.
::steps off of soap box::
Couldn't agree more. I think most of them are hilarious.
Some of them are hilarious. Some just seem to lack the ability to tell which threads could do with the trolling and which couldn't.
I like it for the most part. I love coming on here, seeing someone make a ridiculous comment bashing a bank, saying some job is "unprestigious", or inciting a target v non target war and laughing at the madness that ensues.
BTW, Blumie was the best troll ever
For most, the site is a welcome distraction and a source of information. I like some of the ridiculous posts and agree that Blumie was the best.
Totally agree with Yacht_Man. It's usually hilarious and keeps the site fun, but I feel bad for the occasional poor kid who doesn't know what's coming.
PIPER JAFFRAY IS THE BEST BANK EVER!!!
hoo boy... turns away quietly
I like when someone posts a dumb question that could have been answered with a search and the trolls are the only ones that respond.
Out of curiosity, is there a reason the word "troll" is used? Does it have any significant meaning/connotation to a person posting garbage or is it just used out of lack for a better word?
Stupid question, yes, but I had to ask.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)
The only problem I have with trolls is the repetitiveness lately (see post above). Can't come up with anything else?
Some can be hilarious, though (blumie). I can think of a couple troll ideas that would be hilarious here.
Hey man, I'm not a troll. I just sling the poo for silver?
The trolls are kinda boring now, but I do love the threads where some innocent little intern asks a stupid question and is torn apart. Like the kid who asked if he should give a gift basket to everyone on his desk at the end of his internship.
Agreed. LSO trolling getting old. Step your game up. Also I think there should be an unspoken rule for the above trolling: if you're thinking about playing good samaritan, don't. If he's dumb enough to believe sending a gift basket is a good idea, a little embarrassment will do him some good.
Funny thing is some of the trolls are respected members doing it for the lolz
While i certainly do enjoy some of the funnier troll posts, I wholeheartedly agree that the content needs to change a little more rapidly. There has been so much Piper Jaffray hate on the board that the poor 1st time readers will be running for the hills when they hear the name. Also, imagine a potential PJC client googling PJC and landing on this website? I know my old bank monitored what people were googling and what was said about it on the internet.
And, of course, I would like to see a higher ratio of good content to troll posts though -- and I wish the trolls would try to stay out of the legitimate threads (though they do a decent job at this already).
We miss you, Blumie. Did Citi refund you for the research reports you bought?
Trolls 4 lyf
For real though, Piper Jaffray > Morgan Stanley
You know it, I know it, we all know it.
The trolls will reinvent themselves, they always do. That's what makes the internet so great.
Was anyone else like weirded the fuck out when that TechBuyout dude made like a goodbye thread? He sounded kind of sore cause some internet trolls didn't give a fuck where he worked. It's not that serious, dawg, just sign off and move on. It's the mother fucking internet.
Also, cocks.
Anyone who comes here to regroup probably should come with expectations of getting trolled. I wouldn't care about what some schmuck on the internet said about me if I worked at PiperJaffray if I came from a non-target and failed a business course.
man those trolls i hate those guys. They need to stop making fun of PJC, Accenture, FTP, for realz
Fuck all you bitches hating on Piper Jaffray, seriously what are your problem?
No one listens to me when I say certainly they are a great firm.
hahaha I love this forum
Me too. The trolls are truly amazing.
I think PiperJaffrayChiang's signature is the best. Bank of Ameria!!!!! Hahahahaha.
when I first saw his username a few months ago I literally spat coke on my screen...his whole profile looks amazing
LMFAO at your username
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