Well, I am still recovering from Vegas at the moment but decided to write up Part II of Types of Girls You Will Meet, in recognition of last weekend (see part 1 here. Mind you, there are always ways around these types of women, but good luck dealing with them. Here we go. Hope you guys have a good laugh or at least can relate. Feel free to add any others and have a solid weekend.

1. The Cockblock
We have all experienced this disaster. It's like clockworks. You've met a cute girl in the club and things are escalating quickly. Hell you might have even forgotten that you are in a club since you are having a grand ol' time in the corner. Then boom! Here comes the Titanic out of left field - her "best friend." She has probably knocked two people down on the way over to you and most likely spills some of her drink on your shirt. Swell. In a matter of moments she swears you off, you lose your girl at which point you resort to getting blacked out with your buddies. How does it feel? You've been cockblocked.

2. The Daddy Problem Girl (@"Stryfe")
This girl is almost too easy to find in the club. One look at the dance floor and she is the one with her hands on the ground grinding the hell out of anything behind her. You know you shouldn't deal with this type of girl, but you go against your better judgment. Hell with it right? It won't be so bad........Next morning......She is complaining she wants breakfast, she is complaining because she thinks she doesn't look good with no makeup, she is hoping she was good last night, she wants you to text her tomorrow and if not, she will....oh boy, that's the tipping off point right there...I just called a taxi.

3. The Flirt (Part II)
Like the first post, I think this is the worst type of girl you can meet in the club. This is the girl that looks so into you and you know its ITB (in the bag). She is laughing, drinking, invites her girls from "girls night" to hang with the boys and things are moving smoothly. But time is ticking and you gotta make a move.

You do. She backs away. You're confused. "I have a boyfriend." You make a move again not giving a shit. She stands up. Friends leave. Boys are pissed. Fucking hell...all the damn time.

4. The Blackout Barbie
Definitely a few of these in Vegas. This girl is classic only BEFORE she hits the blackout stage. She is talking shit, hooking up with everyone, drinking copious amounts of alcohol. Then, she hits fifth dimension, her smile fades from her face, her eyes close..better get this chick to the bathroom...shit too late, she grabs a random glass and starts..well you know. It is actually quite impressive how nothing is hitting the floor...damnit too soon, we'll need a cleanup now...no don't step in it! Get home safe?

5. The Girl That Can Out Drink You (Pat)
This girl has always scared me. I call her Pat, you know, from Saturday Night Live. Maybe not..whatever. You go to the bar with this girl and she starts ranting about how she was the star on her field hockey team and was a discus thrower in high school. Yea, I can tell...you do crossfit too? (@"thebrofessor"). With your beer goggles in full force, you order some shots but she challenges you to 3. Uh sure? You knock em down and just want to save grace and leave before you get sucked in..ha no, she is only starting. She orders another round, insults you publicly and now you look like a bitch. How did we get into this situation...

6. The Freeloader AKA "Bottle Service Rat"
This girl seeks out the guys that have money. They are not looking for anything but free drinks - obviously right...I mean sometimes you are ok with it and you just want to go with the flow. You're are pouring drinks left and right maybe snagging a girl here and there and everything is chill...until you check your bank account in the morning. What the fuck happened, we ordered one bottle and its $2000 a person? Put two and two together man, you ordered 2 more bottles to keep up with those god damn chicks' demands. Now you you're eating Ramen for two weeks to get that money back...

7. The Gold Digger
This is the girl that shows up to a club sober, no pregame at all. Starts taking shots like its her job, gets hammered, finds a guy, flirts, goes home with him, has a great night, leaves early morning and disappears. Ok...? 4 weeks later you have the DA knocking on your door asking questions and searching the house. You're just trying to wrap your head around why the DA walked into your house but before you ask he leaves. Court date is scheduled and you see the chick sitting in as the defendant....you find out she is suing you ..... case is done, she just wanted money..... True Story (no not me)

8. The Barefoot Reck
Disclaimer: I don't like girls with dirty feet. This girl goes out with 6 in heels...ha she just tripped on the way in...anyways, at the end of the night those things are coming off. I swear, where I live, downtown at 2 AM, you can just pinpoint all of these girls. They are standing with their hair completely out of wack, shoulder strap off the side of the shoulder, phone in her bra, and huge shoes in their hands. I mean come on, they are walking around barefoot on the road, not a care in the world and they are gonna jump into a bed? You better use a scrub before you even think about getting in mine.

9. The Sober Girl
Why are you even at the club? I don't want to hear that it is "girls night" and "you don't drink." This girl patrols the club and is rumored to be linked with the cockblock. She most likely drove her group of drunk friends in a Honda Odyssey, she's playing mom for the night. To the brave men that spend their night trying to lock this girl down at a club, I salute you.

10. The DTF
Ah this girl.......you know what, I have nothing to say about this. Look for this one this weekend.

Cheers