Any idea on how many / offices? No surprise here. Rarely see them on deals anymore.

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At least a few in the NY office.

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bondtradercu:
analysts? like they just worked there for less than a year two years? Wow UBS.

Yes, that's generally what "Analyst" means.

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LHDan:
I remember hearing a classmate last year saying he took a UBS SA position over some other banks (can't remember which ones). When asked why he chose UBS, he said "they basically all do the same thing, so I just chose." I wonder how he is feeling about that right now...

Had another classmate of mine use the same rationale (combined with the old, "I was too lazy to actively pursue another bank")... he just recently was laid off.

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UFOinsider:
There was an article today about how Singapore will overtake Switzerland in AUM by 2020
Is that just because the Chinese are getting richer or is AUM actually being transferred from Switzerland to Singapore?
 
bengigi:
UFOinsider:
There was an article today about how Singapore will overtake Switzerland in AUM by 2020
Is that just because the Chinese are getting richer or is AUM actually being transferred from Switzerland to Singapore?
Both
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user_:

Isn't it a little early? I thought UBS exploited their analysts and let them go a few days before the bonus payment date.

Guess they decided that was a little inhumane. Better to lay them off in March.

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the positive to this is for ppl that work at the larger players in FICC (think DB, BAML, JPM, GS, Citi, Barcap) this means theres one less competitor to deal with (furthermore, if MS and CS potentially downsize their RWA's and exit businesses, that will mean even less competition for the big dealers (wider spreads)....

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<span class=keyword_link><a href=/resources/skills/accounting/noplat target=_blank>NOPLAT</a></span>:
what perplexes me is that ubs is cutting fixed income yet maintaining and in some cases growing equities.

They are cutting expensive businesses (Balance sheet, RWA etc) that they are not top players in, mainly credit and commodities. Equities they are quite good at

 

Talked to a sales MD at a regional today about this. He got laid off at a BB in 2009, and said it was the best thing that ever happened to him. He took all his clients to a regional and is now making more money, while working less hours. He is straight commission now as opposed to the base + bonus structure of a BB. If you have good experience and the right clients going to a regional might be a good move.

 
Mimbs:
Talked to a sales MD at a regional today about this. He got laid off at a BB in 2009, and said it was the best thing that ever happened to him. He took all his clients to a regional and is now making more money, while working less hours. He is straight commission now as opposed to the base + bonus structure of a BB. If you have good experience and the right clients going to a regional might be a good move.

If you have the clients, eat-what-you-kill pay has much more upside

 
bdiddy:
Are they laying off more FICC Sales employees or traders?
It doesn't make sense to have 2 traders and 10 salespeople on a desk, just like it doesn't make sense to have 10 traders and 2 salespeople. When the axe falls on a business, everyone gets hit
 

ZURICH (Reuters) - UBS (UBSN.VX: Quote, Profile, Research) axed 5,500 jobs and sold billions of dollars of ailing assets on Tuesday in a bid to break free from the subprime crisis, but its shares dropped as investors feared its earning power might be permanently stunted.

The Swiss bank said it would reduce its workforce by an additional 7 percent, with most of the cuts hitting U.S. and UK investment banking, as it sought to hack back the business lines that made it Europe's biggest casualty of the subprime crisis.

"In terms of large-scale reductions, I do not forsee anything (but) you will never have certainty that we are done," Finance Chief Marco Suter told Reuters. "In the investment bank, that's just the name of the game: hire and fire."

 

Across all sectors in IBD...layoffs staggered till end of the week. Teams affected today are GIG, M&A, TMT, Oil and Gas, Lev Fin, FIG...every team will be affected by the end. Layoffs primarily analysts and associates, one or two Directors and EDs here and there...

 

At least 2 per team..but random...few in FIG and loads in TMT and M&A...very random...my team has not been hit yet but expecting tomorrow or Thurs at latest...it's gonna be a long week...

 

I'm going to be a summer associate in one of the groups you mentioned that would be hit with the layoffs at UBS this summer. Does this basically mean I have no chance at getting a FT offer?

 

No analysts yet in my group. Don't really expect any cuts at that level. Attrition between 2nd years leaving next month and a deferral program for incoming analysts should be enough to right size the analyst levels

 

The layoffs will mostly be in Switzerland and in BO/support/commercial banking functions. IB is safe* for the time being.

*According to a friend who works in their London office. But that is not to say that they won't sack an odd guy here and there, just that there won't be any large-scale bloodletting in IB.


Just my 2c.

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I saw an internal message last week that a staffer showed me saying that our incoming associates would not be starting until after labor day. It was not official but it seems like it will happen.

There wasn't any hint of rescinding offers although when I asked some guys I know who are starting full time in this incoming class they said that a rumor about rescinded offers is circulating and it is not off of the table.

 

IBnutz - the cost of a signing bonus compared to total compensation analysts receive is probably 10-15% at most. Paying the relocation bonus does not indicate that offers are still good.

A friend who spoke with H.R. said they couldn't tell him anything and another friend said training was delayed to post Labor Day.

 

My friend who is working in S&T for UBS this summer just found out his internship is now 8 weeks instead of 10...

I wouldn't be surprised if your start date is moved back along this same pattern.

 

they're delaying start dates for two main reasons. first, they're going to shorten the length of training in NYC from 7 weeks to most likely 4 weeks, and still get everyone back to the offices in october as originally planned. second, they're starting analysts and associates at the same time this year unlike the past. associates were supposed to start august 17th, so they're only getting pushed back a couple weeks or so. i don't think the market is going to change dramatically enough in a two week window to change hiring needs (ie. rescind offers)

 

are we talking about the start date for training starts in sept or the start date of actual work after training starts in sept?

i originally thought that training started in july and actual work starts in august

 

where are you guys getting this information from?

i just want to know where you're getting the confidence to say they aren't going to rescind any offers. i have heard the same things about the delays of the start dates so that makes sense (and I have heard it from internal sources at UBS).

however, no one will confirm anything either way about rescinding or not rescinding offers.

 
wingman12:
where are you guys getting this information from?

i just want to know where you're getting the confidence to say they aren't going to rescind any offers. i have heard the same things about the delays of the start dates so that makes sense (and I have heard it from internal sources at UBS).

however, no one will confirm anything either way about rescinding or not rescinding offers.

Do you really think any bank is going to openly admit they are considering rescinding offers?

 

My sources said that "they're not planning" on rescinding offers if you knew how to read.

I don't see how I'm being so over confident in relating that information to you verbatim. I could understand the overconfidence bit if I were to say, "They will not rescind any offers." You should understand the language before you start accusing people.

 

Marcel Rohner told me personally that they will not cut first year analyst positions.

Wx - The fact you interpret the word "planning" into "positively absolutely" proves you are an ignoramus. Go back to your S&T floor; we'll worry about the IBD.

 

Wow, it's called sarcasm and it wasn't directed at you anyway you moron. I actually understood exactly what you meant, it's Wing that seemed to read into it before...which you yourself pointed out in an earlier post...so not really sure how this was justified. What do I know though, I'm just an ignoramus (word of the day on your calendar I'll take it).

lol, was the whole S&T/IBD thing supposed to hurt? If you had half a brain you'd know that what affects one to some degree affects the other. Highly doubt they will push back 1 set of training and not the other but again, what do I know.

You're right about one thing though, soon I will go back to my S&T floor...and soon you will go back to your classes...because you're still in school right now, correct? Haven't even started FT yet and already a big mouth.

 

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