UBS IBD vs Elite Nursing Program
What up wall street? My friend just got 2 offers. First one is as an analyst at UBS in IBD. I know I know. This job is like being Black Widow from The Avengers instead of a real super hero like The Hulk. It would suck.
When he told me this I shook him hard as I could. "Are you crazy man!?" I asked. "Do they even still have an investment bank?" Probably not. His gf told him shell never talk to him again if he wants to work for the special Olympics of the investment banks. His parents said not to show up to the family reunion unless he gets a better job.
Second option is at the University of Florida nursing program. This program sounds pretty elite. Unlike the first offer it makes a lot of sense to me. If my friend goes here, he will have plenty of exit opps, chicks will date him, he won't have to lie to his parents about what he does for a job, etc.
Comments/thoughts? I don't think we need to debate UBS much but if you could help with pros/cons of the second option that'd be great. Thanks guys.





You suck
You suck
I would pay for your tuition
I would pay for your tuition to the Troll Academy, but you would flunk the fuck out.
"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan
The ex Bear Stearns guy
The ex Bear Stearns guy bashes UBS. Am I the only one who sees the irony in this?
Black Widow single-handedly
Black Widow single-handedly ended the invasion by closing the tesseract portal.
doubt she went to fucking nursing school
a dude at nursing school?
a dude at nursing school? OOOOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAAYYYYY
Connor: I would pay for your
I would pay for your tuition to the Troll Academy, but you would flunk the fuck out.
u mean Tool Academy? luv that show
the quality of the trolling
the quality of the trolling here is slipping
So you have downs syndrome
So you have downs syndrome and have just discovered the leveraged sellout?
Life is short. Find what you want, and take it.
The girl wants you to go the
The girl wants you to go the Nursing Program. What's new?
Just like one of y'all looking for a chance.
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GBS
wow this makes no sense
wow this makes no sense
Just saying...
Slap yourself.
Slap yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmhGzTEGa70
Dude there's no way you can
Dude there's no way you can get into UF's Nursing school as a non-target. Might as well kill yourself.
I guess OP wasn't hired by
I guess OP wasn't hired by UBS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
Haha OP biggest loser ever.
JimboJones: Haha OP biggest
No one has a boner for UBS,
Go Gators :)
Born to bank. Born to win.
low_key: Black Widow
Born to bank. Born to win.
OP probably didn't get into
Ex-BX: OP probably didn't get
BigBucks: Ex-BX: OP
This gave me chuckle.
I can't believe I have wasted
I really wish I worked at UBS