Valentine's Day: From First Round to Last

Now that V-Day is here with all the shenanigans that come with it, I turned to celebrated author Dick Masterson (http://www.amazon.com/Men-Are-Better-Than-Women/dp/1416953817/ref=sr_1_…) for some clarification.

All are quotes from him [note:his views are his own and I do not endorse them]:

Women don’t have the metaphysical grappling strength of men. They can’t haul themselves out of a shithole if that’s where they were born like you and I can. If a woman has a lazy-eye, she’s f***ed. Sammy Davis Jr. didn’t even have a f***ing eye and look at what he accomplished. That’s called being a man.

Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to f*** the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t f***.

Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a f***ing cult. Men are not sheep.

Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

That’s why men wear neckties. They’re a subtle, visual reminder of The Penis.

Every time you see a woman at a bar without a drink, know that she’s got a rampant case of gimmie-ism. She’ll die of thirst if someone doesn’t pay the requisite 10.50 plus tip for a chance to brush against one of her t***.

F*** the “spirit of giving”. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of your cold, dead hands. A woman would appreciate a gift pried out of the cold, dead hands of the child who mined it and mounted it on a ring. That's V-Day.