10/31/10

Made it to final rounds of Walmart superday!! Yay so excited, but also nervous.

I hope they place me in a good group like electronics and not the grocery department which is for scrubs lol.

For you fellow monkeys who are still on the grind, I am living proof that hard work pays off hehe.

Btw, what are the exit opps like?

Cheers

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10/31/10

alright i thought this was stupid at first but then for whatever reason i laughed the second time i read it

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11/1/10

alright i thought this was stupid at first but then for whatever reason i laughed the second time i read it

Agreed, for some reason this is actually pretty funny.

One of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest, will be my wingtip passing over.

10/31/10

You know some people actually have to work at wal-mart to support their family. Elitist fucks.

11/1/10

they are looking for a few energy traders right... no bullshit

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11/1/10

Congrats, dude. Are you coming out of a Target?

11/1/10
nhlfan:

Congrats, dude. Are you coming out of a Target?

or from Target?

had to...too easy..hahaha

11/1/10
monty09:
nhlfan:

Congrats, dude. Are you coming out of a Target?

or from Target?

had to...too easy..hahaha

hahahahaha ah thats too good

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11/1/10
monty09:
nhlfan:

Congrats, dude. Are you coming out of a Target?

or from Target?

had to...too easy..hahaha

Monty, I am surprised you missed that nhlfan already implied the joke by giving "target" a capital "T"...thus implying the company.

But good effort.

Regards

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- Ronald Reagan

11/2/10
monty09:
nhlfan:

Congrats, dude. Are you coming out of a Target?

or from Target?

had to...too easy..hahaha

Wtf? Nhlfan had already made the joke.

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11/1/10

This is actually pretty funny.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

11/1/10

^HA!!! very nice.

11/1/10

Damn, I use the "Target" pun quite often when engaging in conversations with actual target kids. It sucks to be semi-target...

I win here, I win there...

11/1/10
spread.the.spread:

Damn, I use the "Target" pun quite often when engaging in conversations with actual target kids. It sucks to be semi-target...

our school is essentially a non target...

Veritas

11/1/10

Funny and congrats man!

All the groups are pretty solid but try and get placed in the hunting and apparel group. Deal flow is really picking up this season and great exit ops into flannel based private equity funds.

11/1/10

Congrats! Here's what you have to look forward to:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9804

11/1/10
Edmundo Braverman:

Congrats! Here's what you have to look forward to:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9804

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  • eyelikecheese
  •  11/1/10

You guys are hating on wal-mart. That company has some awesome opportunities. It's quickly expanding in emerging markets, especially with it's pending acquisition of South Africa's Massmart

11/1/10

isn't walmart the largest company in the world in terms of revenue? you might get a huge bonus next year

11/1/10

I actually laughed :(

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.

11/1/10
BrownyAce89:

Made it to final rounds of Walmart superday!! Yay so excited, but also nervous.

I hope they place me in a good group like electronics and not the grocery department which is for scrubs lol.

For you fellow monkeys who are still on the grind, I am living proof that hard work pays off hehe.

Btw, what are the exit opps like?

Cheers

By the time you get promoted your best exit opp will likely be an internal transfer to "Door Greeter".

Regards

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- Ronald Reagan

11/1/10

I hear Walmart OPS pay is not bad. Tier 1 bonus is a Bottle of organic Clorox cleaner, that will not be as rough on your skin when you clean the bathrooms.

  • eyelikecheese
  •  11/1/10

The only gain you'll see from working at Wal-Mart is in the detergent aisle.

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