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Made it to final rounds of Walmart superday!! Yay so excited, but also nervous.

I hope they place me in a good group like electronics and not the grocery department which is for scrubs lol.

For you fellow monkeys who are still on the grind, I am living proof that hard work pays off hehe.

Btw, what are the exit opps like?

Cheers

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Comments (24)

  • LIBOR's picture

    alright i thought this was stupid at first but then for whatever reason i laughed the second time i read it

  • jonnyseed's picture

    You know some people actually have to work at wal-mart to support their family. Elitist fucks.

  • monty09's picture

    they are looking for a few energy traders right... no bullshit

  • Gekko21's picture

    This is actually pretty funny.

    "Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

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  • swagon's picture

    ^HA!!! very nice.

  • Bi-Winning's picture

    Damn, I use the "Target" pun quite often when engaging in conversations with actual target kids. It sucks to be semi-target...

    I win here, I win there...

  • In reply to LIBOR
    2x2Matrix's picture

    <a href=http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/finance-dictionary/what-is-london-interbank-offer-rate-libor rel=nofollow>LIBOR</a>:
    alright i thought this was stupid at first but then for whatever reason i laughed the second time i read it

    Agreed, for some reason this is actually pretty funny.

    One of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest, will be my wingtip passing over.

  • Situation's picture

    Funny and congrats man!

    All the groups are pretty solid but try and get placed in the hunting and apparel group. Deal flow is really picking up this season and great exit ops into flannel based private equity funds.

  • eyelikecheese's picture

    You guys are hating on wal-mart. That company has some awesome opportunities. It's quickly expanding in emerging markets, especially with it's pending acquisition of South Africa's Massmart

  • Max Tucker's picture

    isn't walmart the largest company in the world in terms of revenue? you might get a huge bonus next year

  • bulge4lyf's picture

    I actually laughed :(

    I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.

  • In reply to Bi-Winning
    techfit's picture

    spread.the.spread:
    Damn, I use the "Target" pun quite often when engaging in conversations with actual target kids. It sucks to be semi-target...

    our school is essentially a non target...

    Veritas

  • In reply to monty09
    cphbravo96's picture

    monty09:
    nhlfan:
    Congrats, dude. Are you coming out of a Target?

    or from Target?

    had to...too easy..hahaha

    Monty, I am surprised you missed that nhlfan already implied the joke by giving "target" a capital "T"...thus implying the company.

    But good effort.

    Regards

    "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
    - Ronald Reagan

  • cphbravo96's picture

    BrownyAce89:
    Made it to final rounds of Walmart superday!! Yay so excited, but also nervous.

    I hope they place me in a good group like electronics and not the grocery department which is for scrubs lol.

    For you fellow monkeys who are still on the grind, I am living proof that hard work pays off hehe.

    Btw, what are the exit opps like?

    Cheers

    By the time you get promoted your best exit opp will likely be an internal transfer to "Door Greeter".

    Regards

    "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
    - Ronald Reagan

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