Hey guys so I thought it would be cool if we had investment banks as musical instruments. I'll start:
GS/Goldman Sax(ophone): I mean I think this one is pretty obvious. I mean clearly the saxophone is the most prestigious instrument due to the fact you can play songs like Careless Whisper on the saxophone. I don't think I need to do anymore explaining.
How about the other banks? Comment your suggestions!
P.S It doesn't have to a pun.
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That joke is more dead than your sex life bro
RBC = Ukulele
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