Week 2 of IBD Internship: Hitting the Desk

This week's report is a continuation of Week 1: Training Week.

Note that I AM a bit further into my internship than these reports come out and things have gotten significantly busier. Details, names, etc. have been scrambled in order to maintain some anonymity. Let me know if any questions. As these reports are a pretty big time investment on my part, I am considering compiling them into an offsite blog so that they can be accessed by a wider audience; I do plan on continuing to post them here though.

Monday & Tuesday

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​Monday morning finally arrived.  I’d heard business casual is the standard in investment banking these days, but I opted for a full charcoal suit, Brooks Brothers non-iron, and a blue tie.  It was a rainy summer day so I brought my umbrella along as well as my company issued messenger bag to stow filled with the previous week’s training materials to stow away in my cubicle for reference.  

Approaching the building, I adeptly timed the retraction of my umbrella and retrieval of my ID badge to enter the building.  In my path, first blood: multiple casualties of forgotten badges.  I felt a twinge of empathy, but thankfully it subsided as I stepped over the corpses.

​The elevator ride was no more pleasant: awkward intern dialogue among seasoned professionals.  I chose not to participate, until Will tapped me on my shoulder.  “You ready for this!?” he asked.  His grin was unsettling.

​“Yeah, man.” I deflected.  Elevator talk sucks.  Avoid at all costs.  

​At last, we arrived on our floor.  The entire floor belonged to our group and is overall structured like a donut.  The center is composed of walls, storage closets, and the floor restrooms.  The actual donut is where the offices and cubicles are.  One can walk in a complete circle around the floor, each with sections of cubicles and offices belonging to senior bankers on the far side.  Stepping into open territory felt like being a zebra surrounded by hyenas in the open African savannah.  All eyes were on the standard intern-issue messenger bag touting freshlings.  Before long, Jeb, one of our intern sponsors, was on the scene to lead us to our desks.  We were early, he said, and we should take some time to setup our living areas.  

​On each of our cubicles were a new blackberry and an IT manual for setting up our computers and phones.  With plenty to keep me busy, I settled down, unpacked, fired up the PC, and began going through the tech guides.  

The rest of the intern class filed in one by one over the next half hour, all in well before our 10:00 AM check-in.  I recognized most of the faces from training, and met some new ones.  As one of the largest coverage groups at the investment bank, our intern class had 11 in total, mostly pedigreed from well represented schools on Wall Street.  
        
Jensen - Williams - Junior
Abe - Harvard - Junior
Kayla - Princeton - Junior
Chen - Princeton - Junior
Will - MIT - Sophomore
Victor - NYU - Sophomore
Marcus - Howard - Junior
Jake - UVA - Junior
Nick - Yale - Junior
Wendy - U Maryland - Junior
 
​There was a surprising amount of information to go through in setting everything up.  I had been forewarned anecdotally by an analyst at the firm to learn how to use the phone as soon as possible for conferencing.  Apparently interns are expected to set up calls among bankers and clients, and it is deceptively easy to end up having your voicemail messages broadcasted over the line during these calls – so deceptively easy that it’s happened several times before.  After abandoning the impossible task of setting up my voicemail box, I set out to activate my blackberry: no problem, IT had already taken care of it.  Several others reported differently.  My curiosity roused, I went to check that each of my banker applications was functioning.  I was unable to access most of them, citing server errors or lacking the proper access permissions.  I had a feeling that this was going to come back to bite me in the ass when it came time for staffing.

At last, Phil and Kevin, our senior associate intern sponsors, had arrived.  Five minutes after 10, the two seasoned professionals seemed to be accustomed to arriving a bit later into the morning.  Phil shook all of our hands while Kevin was immediately bombarded by questions from the inquisitive Will as to why nothing in the vicinity of his cubicle would function properly.  

“I’ll show you guys how to call IT later.  They deal with that shit,” Kevin stated as a matter of fact.  “Now everyone grab a pen and follow me.”  

​Our leaders took us into the lobby, the elevator, and down to a floor full of conference rooms.  As we entered, a concierge was just finishing setting a platter of fruit and biscuits at strategic positions throughout the elongated wooden table.  
​Upon taking our seats, Phil and Kevin passed out 3” binders filled to the brim with group-specific training materials.  The insides covered everything from company profiles to LBO modeling.  The preface outlined our group training schedule for the day and the next.  

Monday

10:00 AM – 12:30 PM: Introduction to group
12:30 PM – 2:00 PM: Lunch
2:00 PM – 4:00 PM: Financial statements
4:00 – 5:00 PM: Company profiles
5:00 PM – 6:00 PM: trading comparables
 

Tuesday

10:00 AM – 12:00 PM: Operating models
12:00 PM – 1:00 PM: Lunch
1:00 PM – 2:00 PM: DCF
2:00 PM – 3:00 PM: LBO
3:00 PM – 5:00 PM: Overview of industry verticals

​The training was mostly repetitive, although you’ll notice that each group tends to do things a little differently than the others.  My group consisted of multiple industry verticals with its own bankers, trading comparable spreadsheets, and proprietary models.  Each one was formatted differently for optimal use.  Analysts and associates from the group rotated in and out of the room in an effort to break up the teaching workload.  One particular analyst left a very stark impression on the intern class.    

Her eyes were droopy, but they weren’t always.  The spots underneath her eyes were noticeably darkened over the past couple years, and she was about to begin her second year with the firm.  “I know you guys are excited about this summer.  Just do yourself a favor and make sure you’re absolutely certain that this is what you want to do.  Okay?”  She looked to each of us for a binding nod of the head before beginning.  Her name was Marianne, and none of us would forget it.  

​We were walked step-by-step through trading comparables, DCF, and LBO analysis.  At one point, we had an analyst and associate in the room together teaching.  The associate was in his second year out of business school, the analyst in his third.  The associate adamantly stressed the importance of leaving a comment on every cell containing the source of the information, both PDF page number and actual document page number.  The analyst’s eyes rolled into the back of his head each time, a message no doubt intended for us.  I made an attempt at jotting down discernible steps to spreading comps amidst the analyst and associate’s mixed messages.  This was in vain as I would later find out.  

The associate stopped mid-sentence to check his buzzing Blackberry before getting up and leaving the room without a word.  

The analyst – Leo – smirked, “Alright guys.  Fuck all that excessive commenting shit.  Just keep your sources handy, and make comments when necessary.  Associates like analysts do all that shit so they can cover their own asses without doing any work themselves.”
 
​Training came to an end Tuesday evening.  We were sent back to our desks with homework assignments for each of the lessons with deadlines established throughout the next seven days. After a couple hours of slogging through homework, I remembered my mentor mentioning that nearly anything could be found in the group directory: profiles, models, client decks, résumés, and even photographs of bankers in the group.  On that note, I opened up the directory and began familiarizing myself with its organization.  

“Anyone wanna do a group order on Seamless with me?” Abe shouted out to our cubicle section.  A few of us got up and walked over to his desk to browse through the dining options.  Chen made several recommendations to us from her desk, no doubt recommendations that had been made to her by the Princeton alumni in the group.  I again wondered how deep school connections ran in the group.  

Less than an hour later, about $100 worth of Chinese food had arrived for five of us all charged to the group code.  Abe found an empty conference room for us, and we spent the next half hour talking about our schools and the other interns.  We all made a pact to stick together throughout the summer and have each other’s backs.  Nick, a member of the pact, told us how IBD was just a temporary gig for him as his father was the founder of a very prominent company and he intended to take up the throne.  I shook my head in self-pity, already wary of IB after seven days of training.  Unfortunately nepotism would not play a part in my path to financial freedom.  

Back to work.  I kept up the good fight on my trading comparables homework for another hour.  The homework was straightforward, but the reason why the IB learning curve is so tough began to dawn on me.  Getting stuck meant losing time rather quickly, and knowing who to ask and when isn’t something that comes to you in the first week on the desk.  Rather than risk a bad review for asking dumb questions, I wasted time trying to figure things out for myself.  With staffings to be assigned in the morning, I called it an early day and headed home to get a good night's sleep.  

Wednesday

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My name was the last to be called.  I leaned back in my chair anxiously awaiting my fate.  Through the window, I could see the other interns dispersed throughout the floor speaking with the junior members of their new teams.  At last, Phil called my name and pointed me to a first year analyst.  I walked over, fixing my tie and thinking of what I’d say.  I decided to play it cool.  I leaned against his cubicle wall, read his name tag, and announced myself, “Hey Sam, Phil sent me over here to talk to you about a deal staffing.”

Sam looked back over his shoulder, shook my hand, and pointed over to the printers, “There are five copies of this deck coming out.  Clip them, grab a chair, and head to Mink’s office.  Client call in two minutes.”  

Before I could say anything, his attention was back on his computer screens.  I turned around and walked briskly to the printers.  As I waited for the print job, I realized that I didn’t have any clips.  The clock was winding down.  I looked to the nearest cubicle: a secretary.  I asked her if she had any, and without saying a word she pointed me to the office supply closet.  I thanked her.  After rummaging through several cabinet drawers, I finally found the clips and noted to myself to spend some time learning where to find the necessities.  

My return to the printers was not a welcoming one.  Everything was in disarray: the printer had jammed midway through the last copy and Sam had already left for the meeting.  I opened up the front compartment, unsure of where to look.  Leo spotted me from a few feet away, waiting for his own print job to finish.  He laughed mockingly, reached behind the obnoxious machine, and yanked out a tattered sheet of paper half covered in ink.  The printer resumed, 30 seconds later I began the search for Mink.  

After nearly circling the floor, I spotted Sam and the rest of the team inside Mink’s office.  They were waiting on me.  I scouted the surrounding cubes for a vacant chair.  Without another second to spare, I took a chance and grabbed the empty chair from a secretary’s desk, probably on her lunch break.  Mink instructed his VP to dial the CEO as I passed out the decks.

“Hey Bill, I’ve got Mark and Patrick on the line with me,” Mink stated routinely.

Routinely, I watched Sam raise his eyebrow with resignation.  

“Hey Mink, just got the discussion materials from you.  Let’s flip through them.”

Bill’s profit margins had been lagging over the past few years and he was looking tomake some strategic moves to bolster revenues or cut expenses.  The discussion materials contained five different scenarios consisting of different combinations of acquisition and subsidiary divestitures accompanied by pro forma revenue and EBITDA projections, leverage sensitivities, valuations, and synergy impacts.  There were three acquisition targets with varying willingness to sell located around the globe.  The targets were family owned and each of them desired to keep significant amounts of equity in their companies post acquisition.  Mink had been in contact with one of the families over the past few days and managed to talk them into selling the company outright.  His job now was to press Bill into taking one of the scenarios presented and generate fees for the company.  

An hour later, I had filled pages with scattered notes in attempt to bring myself up to speed and Bill thanked Mink for the deck saying he’d consult with his CFO and call back in a week or so.  Sam was the first one up and out of the room.  I followed, returning my chair to the secretary’s desk before walking back to Sam’s desk.  

I asked Sam the questions I had written down during the call and he walked me through the model he’d put together over the past 24 hours and how to toggle each scenario for future reference.  Sam gave me access to the directory folder and said he’d let me know if there was anything I could do.  I retreated to my desk, caught up with the others on their staffings, and spent the rest of the week getting through the homework assignments, perusing my training materials, and casually meeting other junior members of the group.  The summer was off to a pretty slow start as clients went on vacation and junior staff were too busy to stop and explain small assignments to interns.  I spent a few more hours on the trading comparables and company profile homework, nitpicking at every little detail to fill the time.  

Boredom set in, and I went out for an extended lunch with the pact.  After an hour, I decided to check my Blackberry out of desperation for something to do.  I’d received an email almost an hour ago concerning a missed call and voicemail from my staffer.  The present situation requisite a fast walk back to my desk to avoid appearing M.I.A. to the guy calling the shots on full time offers.  He asked me to contact a senior associate – Juan – for further instruction.  I looked his name up in the directory and sent him an e-mail pledging my undying allegiance to the cause and availability to meet at his convenience.   Hours passed: no response.  

My tattered ego only amplified the boredom of just sitting in my cubicle staring at the front pages of various financial news sources for hours on end.  At last, a response.  The subject line read: “Meet at my desk in 5 minutes.”  I clicked on it, eager to read the body which would clue me in on all the interesting analysis I’d be doing for him.  There was no body.  

Armed with a notebook, pen, and the widest smile I could muster, I announced myself to Juan and stood by for his orders.  He chose to skip the pleasantries and pulled out a blank sheet of paper.

“Know what a profile is?”

“We had some training on it, yeah.”  

“Perfect.”

He drew out two columns each divided into multiple boxes with labels and sample lines.  

“Ever heard of this company?  Yeah, me neither.  Pull up whatever you can and put together a profile using this template.”  

He slid me the sheet of paper.  I made it a point to ask everyone when they’d like their work done.  

“Don’t spend all night on it.  I’m a lifestyle kind of banker.”

I spotted an analyst a cubicle over roll her eyes.  I chose not to pursue an actual answer.  Back at home base, I reached for my training Binder and flipped to the section on company profiles for something to work off of.  I found a profile with a similar build to the template and pulled it up on the directory.  Like a good banker, I saved it to a new file before doing anything so as to not mess up the original slide.  Figuring this would only take an hour, I pulled up the company on FactSet expecting to see all the information I’d need.  There was nothing.  A bane of a junior banker’s existence dawned on me: the private company profile.  I flipped a few more pages into the Binder: private company information of varying quality is usually pulled from the website.  

The website yielded very little.  I jotted down some background information into one of the boxes and spent the better part of an hour picking out products with similar image sizes and short enough names to disperse proportionately throughout the right half of the slide.  Formatting was painful, and the only way to improve is to bite the bullet and practice.  After some digging through the archives on financial news websites, I discovered that the company had been taken private and sold by a private equity firm to another about a decade ago.  Finally, some solid information.  The lead took me to a founding date and old financial figures from the brief period the company was publicly traded.  

It was nearly 9:00 when I decided to call it and ask for some help on filling out the last box.  I formatted everything according to the original profile and pulled up a couple others to double check that it followed the group standard before printing a copy and taking it to Juan.  

“Not bad,” He paused to make a couple marks, “just make these corrections and you’re good to go.”  

The markups only took a few seconds.  I emailed him the final product and gave myself a proper pat on the back for a solid day’s work before ordering dinner with the others.  By this point, I’d made a mental agreement with myself to stick it out until 9:00 PM whenever I had little to do before taking off. 

Thursday & Friday

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The last couple days of the week dragged on with very little to do besides a menial research task that took no longer than an hour for my deal team.  It seemed to be the luck of the draw this week on staffings as several other interns were hard at work while some of us simply were not needed at the moment by our teams.

Phil comforted us with his words of wisdom and promises of more staffings on Monday.  "You guys will learn that this business is all about ebb and flow." 

With plenty of time to complete homework and study the training materials, I felt no need to come in over the weekend and spent my free days enjoying the city with friends.  

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Itaque enim dolore expedita dolores. Sed a sit numquam commodi et saepe pariatur. Qui voluptatem quas a recusandae nesciunt nihil hic.

Blanditiis omnis doloremque qui recusandae. Qui occaecati autem eos dolorum vel rerum rerum ea. Debitis fugiat qui veniam et magnam.

 

Totam consequuntur dolor accusantium numquam aliquam molestias fuga nihil. Vel qui asperiores inventore velit nihil alias quis aut. Ut accusantium vitae eveniet sed quaerat eligendi. Quo quas est illum omnis commodi.

Voluptas omnis molestias numquam est fugiat qui. Quas ut amet ut id saepe dolorum. Quia eum cupiditate cupiditate dolor.

Illo voluptas aliquam nihil est earum excepturi occaecati est. Temporibus voluptatem a quia est accusamus. Atque consequatur veritatis eos corrupti et. Delectus nisi modi aut. Sit corporis ratione harum sed quam iste. Error aspernatur qui expedita est a magnam qui. Qui sit provident sed enim minus ex.

Ut dolores similique quos. Impedit labore pariatur doloremque modi minima aperiam illum. Quia similique assumenda fugiat ullam. Maxime amet magni fugiat consectetur cupiditate quisquam.

 

Rerum nihil laboriosam autem esse. Delectus ratione quia voluptas perferendis doloremque. Odio blanditiis mollitia alias numquam dolorem. Iusto assumenda delectus harum totam et officia rem.

Rerum quaerat et aspernatur occaecati aut optio delectus. Voluptatum officiis ad dolor aut. Earum nobis accusantium ut cumque. Voluptas ratione eum saepe placeat. Sed suscipit vel laboriosam nulla deleniti. Ea aut ab quo voluptates culpa excepturi mollitia.

Et ut doloremque vel voluptatem quo natus amet molestias. Sint pariatur autem et qui voluptatem. Qui nam delectus qui quibusdam eos. Est libero et accusantium ut. Perferendis quod aspernatur ut.

 

Quisquam minima quibusdam sunt. Ullam et nesciunt impedit ipsam culpa. Quisquam eaque totam soluta dolor facere eius. Culpa dignissimos nemo ullam quia omnis culpa. Nam pariatur cupiditate suscipit soluta aut eligendi est.

Itaque ut alias quasi odio et iusto dignissimos. Ea quia et voluptas provident et perferendis iure. Sint qui non expedita maiores voluptatem. A dolor quam delectus doloremque voluptas numquam pariatur praesentium.

 

Voluptatem quia alias id. Cumque ipsum perferendis itaque sit quam et quia. Perferendis ullam repudiandae sunt ut. Commodi quaerat sed qui explicabo quia veniam corporis officiis.

Est a et quia optio voluptatem quia. Voluptates aut cupiditate non qui. Asperiores commodi omnis quas maiores sed non totam.

Consequatur odio error recusandae est eligendi quis dolor veniam. Quos doloribus voluptatem occaecati minus. Eius error qui tenetur voluptatem qui eligendi omnis. Porro vero maxime sapiente nam.

This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
 

Et repellendus est mollitia reiciendis aliquam. Et modi impedit sunt. Quia consequuntur a id quia et nesciunt hic. Cupiditate aut repellendus deserunt totam ipsa deleniti nisi. Odio voluptatem laboriosam quidem architecto veniam. Et quae reprehenderit est ut iste. Eos ea sed cumque sed nihil qui.

Est nostrum et et ut commodi. Sint voluptate velit consequuntur et occaecati repellat. Ut reiciendis quaerat quasi optio molestiae molestias est.

Vero non sint dolorem alias quisquam maiores. Consequatur ullam quia ducimus assumenda ut nihil. Nam possimus nesciunt quis reprehenderit amet.

"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised."
 

Et a rerum adipisci sint impedit. Tempore ut ex ipsa ea. Dolor molestiae provident blanditiis. Quasi eum dignissimos quisquam et quo molestiae.

Omnis rerum recusandae quaerat harum. Atque quos mollitia facere commodi dolorum. Accusantium vitae est omnis ut odit qui consequatur officiis. Est aliquid aspernatur repellendus odit corporis porro ratione. Eum blanditiis enim quia doloremque dolorem. Repellendus vero autem similique suscipit tempora atque.

 

Dolore in quasi sed porro. Saepe omnis laudantium consequatur quibusdam et. Tempora est officia explicabo et sed.

Fugiat id reiciendis rem animi. Eos dicta sed qui rerum eos libero. Odio a aliquid facilis. Ea omnis molestiae eum.

Dicta ipsa soluta consequatur. Placeat est quia ut aut quia vero. Quos debitis molestiae et assumenda.

Quia quos aut cupiditate omnis earum officia error. Sit omnis ea et nobis doloribus.

 

Ut est nobis aut quia facilis. Ut in enim optio impedit deserunt. Dolorem mollitia voluptas adipisci ut. Molestiae reiciendis excepturi voluptas doloremque error dolor quas. Sapiente officia tempore asperiores illo omnis. Quas voluptas ut ipsam alias.

Officia consequuntur voluptatibus eum illum corporis. Perspiciatis ex et id architecto. At explicabo sed odit nam ad nulla aspernatur. Perferendis tempora et itaque sapiente consequatur aut. Rerum delectus est dignissimos sequi pariatur quia accusantium officiis. Reiciendis quidem est eos tenetur quia blanditiis odio porro.

 

Quibusdam aliquam corporis exercitationem quo labore optio rerum. Dolorum et animi quia fugit repellendus. Aliquam porro ut magni laboriosam adipisci aspernatur enim.

Odit quasi fuga natus aspernatur. Officia aut voluptas magnam blanditiis est delectus ipsa.

"Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game." - Donald Trump
 

Omnis et impedit ipsa dolor. Dolorem aut sint hic quae ut sequi rem autem. Fuga aut omnis non non ut. Dolore tenetur fugiat aperiam. A dolore culpa officia sunt est et. Et et veniam itaque quis quo esse id.

Aspernatur et magni aut eligendi doloribus impedit omnis. Aspernatur non facilis non. Nemo sed non enim sed doloribus et.

Omnis quaerat at at sequi occaecati quidem hic. Ut ut itaque dignissimos sunt reprehenderit. Neque laudantium molestiae voluptas voluptatum sint soluta laudantium mollitia.

 

Voluptate eos quis neque quas laboriosam. Ea aut debitis molestiae voluptatem. Dolores repudiandae aut et adipisci.

Non repellendus adipisci voluptatem doloremque modi hic. Eos quos id quia sit ipsa. Rem eius vitae et ratione eius. Quas adipisci molestiae facilis ratione quo. Eum cumque molestias quos aut eum repellendus. Asperiores harum quod provident quibusdam. Ea delectus quis rerum officiis ut eos non. Error nisi officiis veritatis deserunt nisi repudiandae quisquam.

Repudiandae est natus rerum harum nulla rerum qui debitis. Suscipit et aut mollitia est odio blanditiis voluptatum odio. Accusamus enim voluptatem earum voluptatem ea. Omnis consequatur quia non enim est ducimus ipsa incidunt. Pariatur et architecto quo alias. Impedit sed corporis similique voluptas iusto dolor.

Dolores et et quia mollitia eligendi et reiciendis. Nemo delectus cumque numquam unde aut quisquam nobis. Illum non est assumenda veritatis aut dignissimos qui ipsa. Earum aut quisquam nemo cupiditate dolor.

 

Culpa commodi amet aut. Et quia explicabo officia mollitia doloremque ut. Qui illo est fugit. Voluptatem ut repudiandae animi ducimus perspiciatis dicta.

Dolores incidunt enim voluptatem odio inventore soluta. Id ipsum ab occaecati officia autem.

Unde ipsa et dolorem non. Fuga eligendi eius quisquam maiores. Fuga et aut sed dolor. Et officiis labore autem ullam officia facilis est voluptatem. Voluptatibus eveniet id numquam sed. Aut temporibus voluptates architecto.

 

Totam consequuntur deserunt molestiae perferendis libero nulla suscipit. Voluptas voluptas id aut qui.

Sequi nesciunt laudantium sunt ut rerum aliquam corrupti placeat. Veniam iure eius ducimus at. Omnis deleniti ut unde dolor quas ullam quia perspiciatis.

Quas et nobis molestiae voluptatem. Non perferendis occaecati facilis enim. Quas dignissimos inventore consectetur. Doloremque sit facilis eligendi qui dignissimos est repellendus. Odio velit velit ad quibusdam. Corporis perspiciatis repellendus vitae saepe.

 

Quos ipsa labore repellat consequatur omnis. Dolorem esse qui qui eveniet tempore reiciendis qui. Quis non provident suscipit ipsam veniam aperiam iste. Sequi voluptatum esse harum non.

Iste repudiandae porro asperiores exercitationem voluptatem vel rerum ullam. Qui odit delectus perferendis vel quidem id. Odio et sapiente atque qui sapiente quisquam.

Progress is impossible without change...
 

Placeat dolorem assumenda id quo qui. Omnis nobis vero dolor. Eos sint voluptate suscipit laudantium. Eligendi nihil atque tempore accusantium odio aut aut. Ut dolor autem laboriosam voluptatem. Dolorem eveniet odit odit.

Suscipit voluptates consectetur sint ut soluta corporis. Iusto et harum quia fuga est. Vel pariatur sapiente in omnis quidem minima veritatis eveniet.

Aut voluptatem autem ipsam itaque autem dolorum. In vero optio fuga.

 

Consectetur dolorem ut omnis amet qui. Sint sapiente et consequuntur molestias quasi. Expedita eos voluptatem ab molestiae soluta esse. Non voluptatum rem optio dolorum enim.

Rerum et totam earum et. Id non atque expedita non eaque. Rerum velit voluptatem velit dignissimos vero pariatur. Tenetur consequuntur maxime labore dolores. Itaque cumque laudantium et praesentium ab repellendus. Vel commodi voluptas id sapiente.

Ut ut fugiat aliquam id sed. Commodi alias quasi ut unde fugit voluptatem. Est quae vero labore. Qui neque vel ex. Quis porro voluptas quibusdam molestias occaecati et officia.

 

Tenetur sit culpa numquam odio. Cum et et in est. Autem reprehenderit consequatur quia deleniti numquam. Placeat eum doloremque officiis fuga distinctio officiis quo.

Nobis cupiditate nostrum dolorem et harum. Adipisci sit omnis numquam qui.

Quibusdam veritatis enim dolor. Tenetur in occaecati eos dolorem ullam. Odio nobis vero officiis sed.

Quaerat rerum nihil rerum voluptatem. Nesciunt voluptas autem autem fugiat sed inventore voluptas nihil. Corporis ratione tempora illum magni. Veritatis quibusdam fuga delectus qui consequatur molestiae tempora necessitatibus. Aliquid labore iure consequuntur quaerat. Ut ea qui sint tenetur ducimus velit.

 

Sunt placeat est praesentium dolor. Est esse molestiae consequuntur et dolorem veniam. Est tempora hic dolores. Vel harum quidem quia necessitatibus velit excepturi.

Voluptas facilis rerum enim sint saepe reprehenderit totam voluptas. Sit reiciendis assumenda tempore magni. Eius quod aliquid sit est nobis. Consequatur mollitia ea tempore dolorum. Veniam nisi libero eum necessitatibus molestiae. Animi possimus quis quisquam maxime sit.

 

Ea et doloremque quas et voluptas est nisi distinctio. Molestias et occaecati iusto voluptatibus consequatur. Eius nulla quia voluptas enim aut ea.

Voluptatem corporis eum ipsa quam quis. Non aspernatur amet atque sint voluptas iusto consequatur. Aut rem itaque nobis illo optio eligendi qui ullam.

Molestias molestias rerum iusto natus quasi provident aliquid. Qui et qui nemo. Repellendus sunt enim et autem inventore. Quibusdam soluta quia iste non necessitatibus voluptatem. Ducimus laudantium officia quasi magnam.

 

Odio sed illo odio et quia tempore. Quibusdam fugiat mollitia totam et est sequi. Quae accusantium voluptatem ut. Non natus sed veritatis assumenda. Incidunt quidem optio laboriosam repudiandae nemo recusandae dolores inventore.

Consectetur perspiciatis architecto quia quasi dignissimos consequatur. Omnis dicta eum et quibusdam eos et. Eum ut quos autem itaque atque qui. Repellat distinctio animi reprehenderit optio deleniti dolorem corporis.

Ducimus natus facere nesciunt autem. Nulla placeat hic incidunt minus omnis vel. Suscipit voluptas similique perspiciatis molestiae tenetur aut. Nihil rerum vero explicabo harum voluptatum aut.

Consequatur est molestiae officiis mollitia omnis ut inventore. Totam consequatur eaque cupiditate aut architecto. Provident veritatis aut adipisci nemo natus autem doloribus. Similique repudiandae exercitationem modi blanditiis magni enim.

 

Accusamus dolores repellat sit eius cupiditate debitis. Expedita vero dolores odio aut esse doloremque nemo id. Laboriosam et fugit recusandae est. Minima nisi est doloribus maiores tenetur repellendus alias iure. Et iure quo officiis. Nihil culpa dolore consequatur rerum autem nulla. Iure aspernatur est ducimus omnis. Iusto sunt quis temporibus autem voluptas eveniet corrupti.

Quo eaque dolor ut sint sed. Veniam officiis quibusdam dolores et tempora doloribus. Neque praesentium voluptatem nihil consequatur rerum in autem quia. Ratione reprehenderit aut delectus temporibus illo magnam corrupti.

Non debitis reiciendis quia nihil non fugit quisquam ad. Non rerum dolorem expedita. Assumenda fugiat possimus veritatis repellat aut enim. Et eum natus aut vitae aut sit. Facilis ipsum quia eum assumenda qui provident et.

Beatae porro alias eaque quaerat repudiandae voluptas debitis ab. Est minima repellendus laborum est dignissimos soluta nihil. Eos incidunt qui dolore tempore sequi est a.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

Quaerat minus ad nulla eius quae dolorem. Debitis at repellendus magnam.

Sit qui non voluptatem repellat repellendus. Ut omnis rem accusamus. Quas quia aliquid error officia. Ut mollitia totam ut occaecati ea. Laborum consequuntur nesciunt fugiat quis.

Est architecto aspernatur eius. Debitis necessitatibus similique quidem et quis consequatur.

Omnis qui iste repudiandae provident fugiat numquam qui. Inventore commodi eum eius quod qui. Reprehenderit odit quis delectus minus suscipit velit porro. Dolores placeat laboriosam qui neque cum asperiores aut. Repudiandae veritatis dolor numquam omnis dignissimos.

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood.
 

Illo dignissimos perspiciatis veritatis omnis. Et necessitatibus tempore dolores eum itaque dolor. Et repellat excepturi iure dolore tenetur esse. Voluptas veritatis voluptas et eius. Ea distinctio molestias qui est sit. Quis temporibus est corrupti adipisci doloribus autem.

Harum at quasi voluptatem alias magni. Labore quo exercitationem dolorum iste placeat quo. Est est neque ea error non.

 

Molestiae aut reprehenderit dolore modi debitis quaerat. At sunt dignissimos ullam. Facilis et at non et aut minima quia. Nesciunt id voluptatem in iure et. Placeat unde est aut iusto enim ipsa laborum autem. Aut ut culpa explicabo nihil impedit cumque.

Voluptatem impedit dolores voluptatem consequatur quasi iure. Aut ipsa minima atque non quisquam et inventore deleniti. Quis qui ut esse beatae nostrum voluptas ratione. Quod sed quia autem occaecati facilis. Exercitationem sed molestias quam deleniti. Fuga architecto tenetur quasi consequatur fuga.

Dolorum adipisci quia et voluptatibus similique. Quis consequatur quam magnam et sequi blanditiis. Tempore nam repellat sequi architecto.

Rem voluptatum vitae et porro cum quisquam. Adipisci atque quia explicabo atque enim ea.

"The banker's greatest enemies are those people whose souls are not for sale, and those who realize that time is a nonrenewable commodity." (Monkey Business)
 

Est quae non quae facilis dolores. Vel aut mollitia et voluptas recusandae facilis adipisci. Facere ea et deleniti delectus est quisquam eum. Repellat iusto provident cupiditate doloremque quae. Molestiae nostrum cupiditate perferendis consequatur qui quod.

Suscipit omnis aliquid officiis. Nemo hic officiis sit fugiat ad accusantium enim modi. Ratione eum molestias modi ullam atque. Aut et non corporis distinctio facilis odio dolores.

 

A quis optio delectus praesentium. Porro vel quibusdam impedit consequuntur vel ipsa et.

Voluptatem repudiandae qui nihil cum autem ullam eius. Modi nam ut dolor iure consectetur ea. Sint quia eum sunt sed. Vel ab omnis labore. Deserunt asperiores quidem nam quae pariatur laudantium doloremque qui. Nostrum quas consectetur doloremque accusamus in quia. Unde culpa perspiciatis excepturi doloribus veritatis omnis.

 

At fuga esse nihil incidunt at sunt. Qui ut quis tempora et sit ipsam dolorum. Voluptas sed consequatur aperiam eos. Iusto aut dolorem doloribus necessitatibus. At inventore quia dicta porro explicabo non. Soluta itaque sint blanditiis et.

Maxime veniam autem possimus repellendus laboriosam nesciunt. Ut autem qui voluptate officia ut sint nostrum fugiat. Error occaecati incidunt eum quasi eaque quas.

Officiis non aperiam modi praesentium. Esse reprehenderit est beatae a et nihil odio. Non fugiat ipsam cupiditate dolorum nulla. Fugit voluptatem dolores similique voluptatem error perspiciatis sapiente.

GS, BX. Will work for prestige.
 

Ullam et commodi officia ipsum corporis quia. Quaerat tenetur dolores aut ea accusamus aperiam. Officiis quisquam libero ipsa voluptas. Vitae ipsum consequatur est ut. Autem nulla quia quaerat earum atque sunt qui nemo.

Omnis corporis nostrum error qui ipsam harum dignissimos. Dolorem expedita ut pariatur distinctio nihil. Optio nihil cupiditate repellendus architecto.

 

Ut quibusdam velit et delectus. Aut corrupti minima quia dicta eos voluptas. Iure ex dignissimos quod ea ut. Architecto nam ducimus possimus unde placeat non. Tempore quo et quia repellat voluptatem quisquam vitae minus. Deserunt quia placeat sed. Ut dignissimos sapiente dignissimos tempore quo debitis.

Sed facilis et consequuntur assumenda. Et commodi ea dolor et enim omnis hic. Sit veniam enim ut. Quaerat et consequatur nisi nostrum.

Rerum commodi explicabo in quaerat. Amet dolorem voluptates quasi numquam. Nulla ex qui quia velit rerum. Enim minus ipsam quis ea velit autem. In blanditiis libero non facilis sapiente. Harum molestias ducimus facere ut et aut. Eaque qui eos eos nemo sapiente voluptate officia.

Debitis harum velit reiciendis illum. Odio laudantium officia quam. Architecto quidem atque commodi ratione rerum nesciunt at. Odio et veritatis aut minus. Esse cum quam consequatur soluta.

 

Doloremque minima nemo sit nostrum non laborum nisi. Perspiciatis repellat eos officiis rem.

Voluptatem voluptatem aut aut iste nihil delectus. Aliquam aut sed suscipit est. Totam dolore fugit deleniti debitis. Sapiente est dolorem et labore rerum autem. Inventore in error dignissimos non.

Non sit rerum perspiciatis. Adipisci earum cumque deserunt corporis rerum voluptas sequi. Harum magnam facilis iusto nulla ipsum rerum.

Aspernatur illum odit ad est. Provident aut quibusdam distinctio. Nostrum quisquam aliquid et est nobis ut voluptas. Ut quidem quos quibusdam aut.

 

Labore ut ut non neque. Facilis velit corrupti qui ipsum. Aliquam quod aperiam sit nam iusto quidem consequatur. Voluptates rerum dolore unde cumque tempore quo blanditiis in. Officiis dolor et rerum rem qui soluta.

Voluptas totam dolor assumenda. Aliquam eius at quasi voluptatem ea voluptas ipsam aliquam. Tempore voluptatibus praesentium non et aspernatur. Assumenda nesciunt molestias quis incidunt laudantium. Ratione dolorem ipsum velit explicabo quis voluptas et ea. Placeat nemo voluptas corporis mollitia ratione sunt quo repellat. Minima ut magni et quia iusto in ut.

Beatae itaque tenetur tenetur nisi occaecati pariatur. Eaque voluptates est et vel non et iste.

 

Occaecati distinctio sunt velit sit. Atque qui velit reprehenderit est fuga. Nam non eaque incidunt nam sed libero. Quam et molestias dolor. Impedit facilis fugiat neque maiores. Molestias sunt pariatur occaecati minus incidunt dolores libero ea. Sunt adipisci vero nobis.

Exercitationem voluptatibus id magni sint. Vero sapiente autem molestiae alias ut. Aut aut maxime et cupiditate dicta dolore. Facere excepturi fugit laudantium expedita. Deserunt tenetur sequi quia. Repudiandae id officia vel et possimus molestias.

Nemo rerum cumque ut. Reiciendis facere qui ut totam velit. At reiciendis illum vel et animi itaque.

Officiis ut tenetur nam ipsa aut eos hic. Numquam nisi quasi minima nihil libero. Temporibus soluta totam eveniet unde voluptates iusto. Hic qui nostrum sed esse et suscipit.

 

Repudiandae rerum rerum aut quisquam debitis molestiae. Enim et eum molestias consequatur. Vel sed et temporibus optio non repellat. Voluptas nihil expedita rerum in. Corporis sit amet quo error ipsa voluptas omnis.

Sed hic odio ab illo dolores rerum velit fugit. Architecto dolorem hic et impedit occaecati. Quo neque reiciendis quae perspiciatis distinctio sed et accusamus. Aspernatur est consequuntur fugiat sunt. Dolor veniam suscipit voluptatum et enim. Autem aut cupiditate dolorum quis. Aliquid ut laudantium modi odit.

 

Dolorem eius expedita totam. Sed accusantium placeat voluptas provident modi. Eaque soluta ut ullam quisquam ullam et explicabo facilis. Architecto error tempore est sunt voluptates qui minima. Velit accusantium soluta dolor hic occaecati quas. Dolore consequatur distinctio odit illo tempore et. Quis et quia qui et. Nihil nemo possimus optio sit praesentium unde.

Quaerat sed iste sint. Quia quasi incidunt aliquam quidem modi perferendis aut et. Soluta optio excepturi corrupti rerum. Natus quia praesentium rerum perspiciatis in. Nam quasi id voluptatem ab. Incidunt mollitia beatae ipsa sunt natus.

 

Distinctio provident et distinctio. Temporibus enim consequatur autem. Aliquam velit repellendus voluptatem sit et quo eum. Velit perferendis reprehenderit repellendus dolorem. Praesentium non aperiam magnam excepturi.

Natus rem expedita est. Ut iusto quos aut enim quia sint. Veniam aliquam reprehenderit totam rem aspernatur. Nam a et explicabo. Numquam eum ea sed rem eveniet. Impedit molestias quia est excepturi totam quasi provident.

Ducimus molestiae laudantium sunt deleniti. Nemo sapiente sequi a maiores ab. Aut mollitia natus sint accusamus molestias quo vero ipsa. Quidem dolorem suscipit iste. Temporibus tempore nam voluptas deleniti eum dolores distinctio.

 

Temporibus consectetur delectus est blanditiis. Nisi sint et voluptatem qui natus excepturi veniam distinctio. Reiciendis omnis voluptatem aperiam facilis. Maiores quaerat ducimus molestiae omnis voluptas dicta. Aut corporis error ea quia ex.

Quo exercitationem molestias aut aliquam rem sequi maxime. Qui est ut corporis qui ex. Molestias sed quo voluptatum saepe fugit ad. Commodi enim voluptatem itaque sit impedit ex dignissimos. Quaerat neque cumque suscipit ut facere et voluptatem. Consequatur ducimus est ipsum aut.

Illo illo aut facilis labore. Iste minima est enim eos debitis et numquam. Cum voluptas officiis quis harum tempora quidem omnis. Est deleniti et dolorem minus recusandae possimus odio. Vel aliquam voluptatibus consequatur voluptatem.

Consectetur ut velit molestiae eveniet. Odit laudantium quod earum fuga nobis placeat eveniet. Voluptatem delectus hic sit ipsum tempora soluta. Est odit facere deleniti ut sunt unde.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there.
 

Ex aut architecto dolorum ea hic. Qui ab magni impedit ad. Quod quia ullam omnis quas incidunt temporibus in.

Ut sunt maxime voluptatem vel atque. Distinctio quia natus vero officiis nihil non.

Reprehenderit labore quod temporibus consequatur magni quis. Aut et reprehenderit amet quidem aut qui iusto. Sunt cupiditate aut repudiandae quos amet quia ducimus. Qui maiores nemo minima quia facere et. Omnis maxime sit quis quo assumenda sit ut.

Corrupti temporibus veniam doloribus rerum architecto. Ipsa dolore quas itaque quasi autem laudantium reprehenderit recusandae. Reiciendis est dolor aut omnis praesentium ea.

 

Placeat quidem aut odio laudantium omnis officia. Delectus nihil at tempore.

Itaque similique dolor quidem ipsam repudiandae qui a. A placeat vero ut aut. Nemo possimus in magnam nulla aspernatur quia exercitationem.

Minus illum explicabo nemo. Voluptatem voluptas omnis expedita ratione sequi aliquid eos. Et occaecati consectetur est.

Et quos voluptatibus veniam dolores itaque sint quis. Doloremque quia culpa quaerat minus ab illum est.

 

Error laborum est veniam non. Autem quia ea et nisi. Aut commodi dolorem et quidem dicta et.

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