Week 2 of IBD Internship: Hitting the Desk

This week's report is a continuation of Week 1: Training Week.

Note that I AM a bit further into my internship than these reports come out and things have gotten significantly busier. Details, names, etc. have been scrambled in order to maintain some anonymity. Let me know if any questions. As these reports are a pretty big time investment on my part, I am considering compiling them into an offsite blog so that they can be accessed by a wider audience; I do plan on continuing to post them here though.

Monday & Tuesday

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​Monday morning finally arrived.  I’d heard business casual is the standard in investment banking these days, but I opted for a full charcoal suit, Brooks Brothers non-iron, and a blue tie.  It was a rainy summer day so I brought my umbrella along as well as my company issued messenger bag to stow filled with the previous week’s training materials to stow away in my cubicle for reference.  

Approaching the building, I adeptly timed the retraction of my umbrella and retrieval of my ID badge to enter the building.  In my path, first blood: multiple casualties of forgotten badges.  I felt a twinge of empathy, but thankfully it subsided as I stepped over the corpses.

​The elevator ride was no more pleasant: awkward intern dialogue among seasoned professionals.  I chose not to participate, until Will tapped me on my shoulder.  “You ready for this!?” he asked.  His grin was unsettling.

​“Yeah, man.” I deflected.  Elevator talk sucks.  Avoid at all costs.  

​At last, we arrived on our floor.  The entire floor belonged to our group and is overall structured like a donut.  The center is composed of walls, storage closets, and the floor restrooms.  The actual donut is where the offices and cubicles are.  One can walk in a complete circle around the floor, each with sections of cubicles and offices belonging to senior bankers on the far side.  Stepping into open territory felt like being a zebra surrounded by hyenas in the open African savannah.  All eyes were on the standard intern-issue messenger bag touting freshlings.  Before long, Jeb, one of our intern sponsors, was on the scene to lead us to our desks.  We were early, he said, and we should take some time to setup our living areas.  

​On each of our cubicles were a new blackberry and an IT manual for setting up our computers and phones.  With plenty to keep me busy, I settled down, unpacked, fired up the PC, and began going through the tech guides.  

The rest of the intern class filed in one by one over the next half hour, all in well before our 10:00 AM check-in.  I recognized most of the faces from training, and met some new ones.  As one of the largest coverage groups at the investment bank, our intern class had 11 in total, mostly pedigreed from well represented schools on Wall Street.  
        
Jensen - Williams - Junior
Abe - Harvard - Junior
Kayla - Princeton - Junior
Chen - Princeton - Junior
Will - MIT - Sophomore
Victor - NYU - Sophomore
Marcus - Howard - Junior
Jake - UVA - Junior
Nick - Yale - Junior
Wendy - U Maryland - Junior
 
​There was a surprising amount of information to go through in setting everything up.  I had been forewarned anecdotally by an analyst at the firm to learn how to use the phone as soon as possible for conferencing.  Apparently interns are expected to set up calls among bankers and clients, and it is deceptively easy to end up having your voicemail messages broadcasted over the line during these calls – so deceptively easy that it’s happened several times before.  After abandoning the impossible task of setting up my voicemail box, I set out to activate my blackberry: no problem, IT had already taken care of it.  Several others reported differently.  My curiosity roused, I went to check that each of my banker applications was functioning.  I was unable to access most of them, citing server errors or lacking the proper access permissions.  I had a feeling that this was going to come back to bite me in the ass when it came time for staffing.

At last, Phil and Kevin, our senior associate intern sponsors, had arrived.  Five minutes after 10, the two seasoned professionals seemed to be accustomed to arriving a bit later into the morning.  Phil shook all of our hands while Kevin was immediately bombarded by questions from the inquisitive Will as to why nothing in the vicinity of his cubicle would function properly.  

“I’ll show you guys how to call IT later.  They deal with that shit,” Kevin stated as a matter of fact.  “Now everyone grab a pen and follow me.”  

​Our leaders took us into the lobby, the elevator, and down to a floor full of conference rooms.  As we entered, a concierge was just finishing setting a platter of fruit and biscuits at strategic positions throughout the elongated wooden table.  
​Upon taking our seats, Phil and Kevin passed out 3” binders filled to the brim with group-specific training materials.  The insides covered everything from company profiles to LBO modeling.  The preface outlined our group training schedule for the day and the next.  

Monday

10:00 AM – 12:30 PM: Introduction to group
12:30 PM – 2:00 PM: Lunch
2:00 PM – 4:00 PM: Financial statements
4:00 – 5:00 PM: Company profiles
5:00 PM – 6:00 PM: trading comparables
 

Tuesday

10:00 AM – 12:00 PM: Operating models
12:00 PM – 1:00 PM: Lunch
1:00 PM – 2:00 PM: DCF
2:00 PM – 3:00 PM: LBO
3:00 PM – 5:00 PM: Overview of industry verticals

​The training was mostly repetitive, although you’ll notice that each group tends to do things a little differently than the others.  My group consisted of multiple industry verticals with its own bankers, trading comparable spreadsheets, and proprietary models.  Each one was formatted differently for optimal use.  Analysts and associates from the group rotated in and out of the room in an effort to break up the teaching workload.  One particular analyst left a very stark impression on the intern class.    

Her eyes were droopy, but they weren’t always.  The spots underneath her eyes were noticeably darkened over the past couple years, and she was about to begin her second year with the firm.  “I know you guys are excited about this summer.  Just do yourself a favor and make sure you’re absolutely certain that this is what you want to do.  Okay?”  She looked to each of us for a binding nod of the head before beginning.  Her name was Marianne, and none of us would forget it.  

​We were walked step-by-step through trading comparables, DCF, and LBO analysis.  At one point, we had an analyst and associate in the room together teaching.  The associate was in his second year out of business school, the analyst in his third.  The associate adamantly stressed the importance of leaving a comment on every cell containing the source of the information, both PDF page number and actual document page number.  The analyst’s eyes rolled into the back of his head each time, a message no doubt intended for us.  I made an attempt at jotting down discernible steps to spreading comps amidst the analyst and associate’s mixed messages.  This was in vain as I would later find out.  

The associate stopped mid-sentence to check his buzzing Blackberry before getting up and leaving the room without a word.  

The analyst – Leo – smirked, “Alright guys.  Fuck all that excessive commenting shit.  Just keep your sources handy, and make comments when necessary.  Associates like analysts do all that shit so they can cover their own asses without doing any work themselves.”
 
​Training came to an end Tuesday evening.  We were sent back to our desks with homework assignments for each of the lessons with deadlines established throughout the next seven days. After a couple hours of slogging through homework, I remembered my mentor mentioning that nearly anything could be found in the group directory: profiles, models, client decks, résumés, and even photographs of bankers in the group.  On that note, I opened up the directory and began familiarizing myself with its organization.  

“Anyone wanna do a group order on Seamless with me?” Abe shouted out to our cubicle section.  A few of us got up and walked over to his desk to browse through the dining options.  Chen made several recommendations to us from her desk, no doubt recommendations that had been made to her by the Princeton alumni in the group.  I again wondered how deep school connections ran in the group.  

Less than an hour later, about $100 worth of Chinese food had arrived for five of us all charged to the group code.  Abe found an empty conference room for us, and we spent the next half hour talking about our schools and the other interns.  We all made a pact to stick together throughout the summer and have each other’s backs.  Nick, a member of the pact, told us how IBD was just a temporary gig for him as his father was the founder of a very prominent company and he intended to take up the throne.  I shook my head in self-pity, already wary of IB after seven days of training.  Unfortunately nepotism would not play a part in my path to financial freedom.  

Back to work.  I kept up the good fight on my trading comparables homework for another hour.  The homework was straightforward, but the reason why the IB learning curve is so tough began to dawn on me.  Getting stuck meant losing time rather quickly, and knowing who to ask and when isn’t something that comes to you in the first week on the desk.  Rather than risk a bad review for asking dumb questions, I wasted time trying to figure things out for myself.  With staffings to be assigned in the morning, I called it an early day and headed home to get a good night's sleep.  

Wednesday

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My name was the last to be called.  I leaned back in my chair anxiously awaiting my fate.  Through the window, I could see the other interns dispersed throughout the floor speaking with the junior members of their new teams.  At last, Phil called my name and pointed me to a first year analyst.  I walked over, fixing my tie and thinking of what I’d say.  I decided to play it cool.  I leaned against his cubicle wall, read his name tag, and announced myself, “Hey Sam, Phil sent me over here to talk to you about a deal staffing.”

Sam looked back over his shoulder, shook my hand, and pointed over to the printers, “There are five copies of this deck coming out.  Clip them, grab a chair, and head to Mink’s office.  Client call in two minutes.”  

Before I could say anything, his attention was back on his computer screens.  I turned around and walked briskly to the printers.  As I waited for the print job, I realized that I didn’t have any clips.  The clock was winding down.  I looked to the nearest cubicle: a secretary.  I asked her if she had any, and without saying a word she pointed me to the office supply closet.  I thanked her.  After rummaging through several cabinet drawers, I finally found the clips and noted to myself to spend some time learning where to find the necessities.  

My return to the printers was not a welcoming one.  Everything was in disarray: the printer had jammed midway through the last copy and Sam had already left for the meeting.  I opened up the front compartment, unsure of where to look.  Leo spotted me from a few feet away, waiting for his own print job to finish.  He laughed mockingly, reached behind the obnoxious machine, and yanked out a tattered sheet of paper half covered in ink.  The printer resumed, 30 seconds later I began the search for Mink.  

After nearly circling the floor, I spotted Sam and the rest of the team inside Mink’s office.  They were waiting on me.  I scouted the surrounding cubes for a vacant chair.  Without another second to spare, I took a chance and grabbed the empty chair from a secretary’s desk, probably on her lunch break.  Mink instructed his VP to dial the CEO as I passed out the decks.

“Hey Bill, I’ve got Mark and Patrick on the line with me,” Mink stated routinely.

Routinely, I watched Sam raise his eyebrow with resignation.  

“Hey Mink, just got the discussion materials from you.  Let’s flip through them.”

Bill’s profit margins had been lagging over the past few years and he was looking tomake some strategic moves to bolster revenues or cut expenses.  The discussion materials contained five different scenarios consisting of different combinations of acquisition and subsidiary divestitures accompanied by pro forma revenue and EBITDA projections, leverage sensitivities, valuations, and synergy impacts.  There were three acquisition targets with varying willingness to sell located around the globe.  The targets were family owned and each of them desired to keep significant amounts of equity in their companies post acquisition.  Mink had been in contact with one of the families over the past few days and managed to talk them into selling the company outright.  His job now was to press Bill into taking one of the scenarios presented and generate fees for the company.  

An hour later, I had filled pages with scattered notes in attempt to bring myself up to speed and Bill thanked Mink for the deck saying he’d consult with his CFO and call back in a week or so.  Sam was the first one up and out of the room.  I followed, returning my chair to the secretary’s desk before walking back to Sam’s desk.  

I asked Sam the questions I had written down during the call and he walked me through the model he’d put together over the past 24 hours and how to toggle each scenario for future reference.  Sam gave me access to the directory folder and said he’d let me know if there was anything I could do.  I retreated to my desk, caught up with the others on their staffings, and spent the rest of the week getting through the homework assignments, perusing my training materials, and casually meeting other junior members of the group.  The summer was off to a pretty slow start as clients went on vacation and junior staff were too busy to stop and explain small assignments to interns.  I spent a few more hours on the trading comparables and company profile homework, nitpicking at every little detail to fill the time.  

Boredom set in, and I went out for an extended lunch with the pact.  After an hour, I decided to check my Blackberry out of desperation for something to do.  I’d received an email almost an hour ago concerning a missed call and voicemail from my staffer.  The present situation requisite a fast walk back to my desk to avoid appearing M.I.A. to the guy calling the shots on full time offers.  He asked me to contact a senior associate – Juan – for further instruction.  I looked his name up in the directory and sent him an e-mail pledging my undying allegiance to the cause and availability to meet at his convenience.   Hours passed: no response.  

My tattered ego only amplified the boredom of just sitting in my cubicle staring at the front pages of various financial news sources for hours on end.  At last, a response.  The subject line read: “Meet at my desk in 5 minutes.”  I clicked on it, eager to read the body which would clue me in on all the interesting analysis I’d be doing for him.  There was no body.  

Armed with a notebook, pen, and the widest smile I could muster, I announced myself to Juan and stood by for his orders.  He chose to skip the pleasantries and pulled out a blank sheet of paper.

“Know what a profile is?”

“We had some training on it, yeah.”  

“Perfect.”

He drew out two columns each divided into multiple boxes with labels and sample lines.  

“Ever heard of this company?  Yeah, me neither.  Pull up whatever you can and put together a profile using this template.”  

He slid me the sheet of paper.  I made it a point to ask everyone when they’d like their work done.  

“Don’t spend all night on it.  I’m a lifestyle kind of banker.”

I spotted an analyst a cubicle over roll her eyes.  I chose not to pursue an actual answer.  Back at home base, I reached for my training Binder and flipped to the section on company profiles for something to work off of.  I found a profile with a similar build to the template and pulled it up on the directory.  Like a good banker, I saved it to a new file before doing anything so as to not mess up the original slide.  Figuring this would only take an hour, I pulled up the company on FactSet expecting to see all the information I’d need.  There was nothing.  A bane of a junior banker’s existence dawned on me: the private company profile.  I flipped a few more pages into the Binder: private company information of varying quality is usually pulled from the website.  

The website yielded very little.  I jotted down some background information into one of the boxes and spent the better part of an hour picking out products with similar image sizes and short enough names to disperse proportionately throughout the right half of the slide.  Formatting was painful, and the only way to improve is to bite the bullet and practice.  After some digging through the archives on financial news websites, I discovered that the company had been taken private and sold by a private equity firm to another about a decade ago.  Finally, some solid information.  The lead took me to a founding date and old financial figures from the brief period the company was publicly traded.  

It was nearly 9:00 when I decided to call it and ask for some help on filling out the last box.  I formatted everything according to the original profile and pulled up a couple others to double check that it followed the group standard before printing a copy and taking it to Juan.  

“Not bad,” He paused to make a couple marks, “just make these corrections and you’re good to go.”  

The markups only took a few seconds.  I emailed him the final product and gave myself a proper pat on the back for a solid day’s work before ordering dinner with the others.  By this point, I’d made a mental agreement with myself to stick it out until 9:00 PM whenever I had little to do before taking off. 

Thursday & Friday

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The last couple days of the week dragged on with very little to do besides a menial research task that took no longer than an hour for my deal team.  It seemed to be the luck of the draw this week on staffings as several other interns were hard at work while some of us simply were not needed at the moment by our teams.

Phil comforted us with his words of wisdom and promises of more staffings on Monday.  "You guys will learn that this business is all about ebb and flow." 

With plenty of time to complete homework and study the training materials, I felt no need to come in over the weekend and spent my free days enjoying the city with friends.  

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Mod Note: Throwback Thursday, this was originally posted July 2013

 
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Magnam voluptate dolorum vitae ratione. Dolore ut illum voluptatem sequi inventore pariatur. Omnis consequatur veritatis quasi.

Soluta quia eaque accusamus necessitatibus qui aut reprehenderit sit. Sint vel nisi soluta. Odio perferendis rem amet in consequatur aut perspiciatis doloribus. Assumenda et odio laboriosam incidunt corporis.

This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
 

Asperiores sit voluptatum modi quas. Ex accusantium reprehenderit in rerum voluptatum. Enim vel quas suscipit. Corporis voluptatem in et sint pariatur. Fuga deleniti sapiente deleniti voluptatibus expedita praesentium.

Sed magnam odio aliquid voluptas sunt autem libero. Consequatur occaecati ut eos recusandae voluptatem. Voluptas sint quaerat in est delectus.

Dolorem reprehenderit dolores voluptas facere quisquam laudantium voluptatem. Corporis fuga mollitia quae. Eius minima in et cum alias alias quos.

Dolorum distinctio dolorem culpa occaecati numquam vel. Voluptas id et laborum eos voluptas.

"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised."
 

Consectetur alias illum voluptas. Voluptas id omnis corrupti reprehenderit sunt at. Et hic labore doloremque maiores. Ducimus velit nihil nemo. Consequatur incidunt repudiandae quia illo earum esse consequuntur.

Sapiente repudiandae fuga ab est qui quae optio. Commodi consectetur similique dolore mollitia. Doloribus maiores eum voluptatem accusantium illum incidunt in.

Laudantium suscipit quis esse dolorem. Nisi occaecati voluptas sunt nihil qui sit ut. Eius fugiat quae autem error minus ea temporibus.

Quia dolores unde qui delectus. Expedita ex vel soluta consequuntur repellat quia. Sed voluptatum iusto et cum ducimus sunt culpa rem.

Rarely will any of my posts have enough forethought/structure to be taken seriously.
 

Doloremque officia eveniet id facilis aperiam consectetur. Nostrum voluptas accusantium doloribus omnis cumque culpa magni. Est ullam ullam et voluptatem.

Hic laborum saepe sunt sed a facere omnis. Rerum magnam repudiandae delectus in. Est dignissimos repellat nihil quae occaecati. Sequi facere accusantium doloribus provident similique sit. Porro sint nesciunt consequatur dolorem quam ratione. Rerum voluptas provident culpa et. Enim officiis qui in iste odit nemo natus.

Quia ratione iusto suscipit aut. Eos delectus exercitationem aut aut id non. Qui quaerat quos est odit ut aspernatur. Nemo amet sit sint officiis in saepe.

 

Quae quam quo omnis aliquid. Tempora qui sed ut corporis magni qui ipsum. Voluptatem dicta ut voluptates hic officia adipisci. Sit doloribus sunt non quidem tempore voluptatem. Debitis alias qui hic doloremque voluptatem deserunt exercitationem. Beatae autem eaque qui perspiciatis ut quas. Illo facere omnis eaque.

Qui unde sint architecto possimus vel sunt qui. Omnis suscipit omnis quia eaque est repellendus. Natus aut omnis quaerat iure et. Quia ea asperiores autem animi necessitatibus atque nesciunt. Voluptate omnis aut ducimus aperiam ipsum ea.

Fuga quasi provident ut in inventore. Et et dolorem nemo veniam quas maiores quo. Magni ea repellendus rem corrupti voluptatem vel. Qui iste dolor et nulla minus doloribus.

 

Ullam impedit eos cum a explicabo. Sed aut qui voluptatem rerum est praesentium quas voluptatem. Cupiditate quisquam consectetur et sapiente.

Vero soluta saepe et dolores molestiae ducimus. Assumenda aut qui et dolores nulla.

Et et numquam accusantium consequatur repudiandae delectus illum. Nobis omnis atque inventore sint totam in assumenda. Unde reprehenderit ducimus itaque consequatur. Earum sed nostrum sit quo ut atque libero. Laudantium sed dolor quo ut omnis voluptatem facilis architecto.

Qui itaque et nobis nam ullam. Magni ex aliquid aspernatur sed culpa nam. Facere ipsam adipisci dicta maxime.

 

Et odit et aut praesentium a provident occaecati ut. Rerum delectus vero facilis eveniet qui. Explicabo cupiditate magni veniam quia illo quisquam. Est enim quos ex iste aliquam temporibus non. Non fuga iste et est non ut.

Laboriosam in ea ut odio velit et. Sunt sit nam nihil ex voluptas impedit eligendi.

Et earum voluptatibus magnam ut. Qui quibusdam aut eos repellendus mollitia alias. Eius excepturi eos repellat occaecati explicabo. Vero quia aut qui non ex.

Magni voluptatem ut quia similique corrupti nisi dolorem. Voluptatem voluptate aspernatur ut rem laborum. Corrupti quia vel rem consequatur. Eum vel quidem doloremque repellat veritatis sed. Modi voluptates accusamus voluptatem esse earum. Voluptas amet fugiat et quia consectetur.

 

Autem assumenda quidem qui aut. Sed ut incidunt aspernatur reiciendis corporis quod. Quis voluptate alias exercitationem. Odit in ut aliquid rerum fugit eaque sint. Aliquid alias aut sed quam corporis possimus ipsa atque. Aperiam unde ut dolor dolores cumque commodi quidem.

Rerum facere ducimus eaque vitae ratione. Nihil vitae voluptas natus quod voluptatibus aliquid laudantium. Sint voluptatem exercitationem sed quaerat harum. Consequuntur maxime ut nobis et architecto.

"Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game." - Donald Trump
 

Quisquam ad ab ullam impedit iste. Maiores et quae magni repudiandae. Dolorem quas vero ea modi aspernatur. Nisi aut qui id saepe soluta ut. Reiciendis perferendis sapiente sequi sit.

Cupiditate quasi eum ut cum. Aliquid labore blanditiis sit libero. Corrupti quia distinctio optio fugit consequatur ex. Quos optio labore dignissimos ut maiores qui.

 

Illum quo sit distinctio accusantium omnis neque aut repellendus. Debitis voluptatum est iusto est. Dolore eveniet totam error. Labore nisi distinctio omnis eius quia.

Natus ea exercitationem inventore. Ex recusandae dicta nisi nihil non numquam.

Fuga quia sapiente necessitatibus praesentium dicta. Et facilis deleniti amet nemo itaque. Necessitatibus qui aperiam nam.

In ut tenetur modi. Laboriosam quisquam deserunt inventore quibusdam quia. Perspiciatis non nemo quam aspernatur odit accusantium. Doloribus qui corrupti vel esse.

Progress is impossible without change...
 

Assumenda et eum fuga asperiores soluta voluptatem qui sed. Similique debitis voluptatem necessitatibus quae.

Veniam aliquam in nobis necessitatibus facilis omnis. Impedit velit quisquam qui velit sit. Delectus voluptate neque repellendus alias voluptate. Esse odit distinctio sint. Distinctio voluptas nisi quaerat neque. Fugit est nemo rerum culpa voluptatem aliquid. Eaque vero autem suscipit eaque quo.

 

Laborum ex debitis dolor saepe. Velit aliquid voluptas nostrum aut a. Inventore dicta quam dolor asperiores est. Architecto velit vel non tempore quos rerum nihil reprehenderit. Natus adipisci aut rerum eaque earum enim totam illo.

Aspernatur nihil optio non explicabo repellendus. Et consequatur amet nulla ipsum pariatur. Ipsa et dolorem enim pariatur itaque enim. Magnam ut voluptatem aut dolor enim.

Rerum ut accusamus sint exercitationem. Quia id minus enim qui placeat est pariatur error. Aspernatur et ipsa facilis fugit non fugit. Reiciendis aliquid quia at. Consequatur maxime velit consequatur minima sunt.

Est est non veniam magni dolor nostrum. Qui debitis voluptate aliquid vel velit. Explicabo itaque autem velit et sapiente.

 

Beatae error magni ipsa et enim. Rem ullam unde ducimus ut. Nam minima possimus et perferendis. Excepturi et esse provident. Corporis labore qui possimus molestiae voluptatum. Similique doloribus qui deserunt.

Aliquid rem quia est dolor soluta officia minus tenetur. Porro sunt facilis voluptatum. Ad quas fuga ut id itaque aut id. Non neque cupiditate temporibus quam suscipit deserunt. Labore tempore qui libero vitae suscipit. Earum animi velit ipsa et.

Omnis sequi laboriosam et assumenda. Ipsa earum tempora culpa itaque deserunt distinctio aliquam. Aut voluptatem quaerat enim rem laudantium maiores autem.

 

Ipsa est maiores eius quaerat quo dolores. Quia maiores est maxime amet aut. Laboriosam iusto maxime fugiat sit laborum quidem ut reiciendis. Error sed eveniet quo fuga sed. Veniam odit dolorem nulla omnis dolores possimus dolor.

Est praesentium ut quis iure nisi dolorem occaecati. Non vero est minus numquam totam. Sunt deleniti harum sint nobis consequuntur odio omnis.

Et accusamus numquam occaecati animi. Error porro voluptates deserunt magnam nesciunt vel qui. Voluptas voluptatum aliquam et velit. Rem laboriosam labore reiciendis consequatur. In culpa quia unde provident enim eaque. Qui voluptatem saepe rerum laudantium ab ipsum in magnam.

 

Id tenetur ut veniam a sed fuga quo enim. Reprehenderit sapiente vel dolores ad optio beatae asperiores dolorum.

Dolores ullam nesciunt magnam ab exercitationem iusto. Eos ex ut odio esse debitis quisquam. Alias cum non vel dolorem qui repudiandae ea.

Reiciendis vero laborum illum consequatur. Eius natus quibusdam facilis voluptas ea dolor. Nihil nam pariatur quo corporis provident molestias officia. Maiores sunt molestias ut soluta distinctio.

Rerum ut officia quas quaerat dolores delectus sed. Autem delectus consectetur ducimus. Tempora natus voluptates aut quas natus quam. Cum natus natus id quaerat consequatur.

 

Tempore neque sint quia dolores exercitationem consequuntur. Non dignissimos facilis itaque non nam iusto ad. Aliquam qui id saepe magnam consequatur eos voluptatum est.

Cupiditate ut officia molestias mollitia dolorum consequatur voluptatem repellat. Consequatur laboriosam et asperiores fuga enim sint. Similique sit fuga qui quia sapiente nesciunt natus.

Voluptas inventore consequatur et et autem corrupti aut aut. Dolorem ut minus eos fuga aperiam distinctio in. Similique eos aut eveniet dolor explicabo autem dicta.

Repellat illum ut et rerum sint illum. Id quos labore possimus et consequatur. Vel quo velit et corrupti.

 

Quia deleniti consequatur ea tempore delectus. Qui sunt assumenda doloremque. Distinctio dolorem exercitationem animi doloremque voluptatem. Magnam sint minima aut ut minus sit aspernatur in.

Architecto rerum non alias qui ab. Velit cumque qui dolore officia eius. Est repudiandae ipsum velit nihil sit similique odit.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

Officiis sint recusandae adipisci. Nostrum quia quos qui. Explicabo fuga vitae illo eligendi error voluptatem. Sit et magnam enim unde aperiam voluptas illo. Non sunt laboriosam veritatis. Et debitis minima ea perferendis mollitia omnis.

Qui eos suscipit suscipit suscipit ut. Vel aut ut in qui quo nam ipsum. Voluptatem impedit consequatur ut eius repellendus consectetur praesentium.

Et labore consequatur eligendi sint eos iure inventore. Fugiat consequuntur autem aspernatur ducimus ipsam deserunt. Et doloremque quisquam et rerum aperiam veritatis. Delectus eveniet optio similique tenetur molestiae perferendis nihil magnam. Enim voluptas illo enim incidunt rerum.

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood.
 

Omnis totam qui veniam rerum. Mollitia vitae et enim. Et et sit ab ut saepe quasi.

Enim rerum nostrum molestiae numquam laborum laudantium est aut. Ut voluptatem illo nostrum labore est repellendus laboriosam alias. Vero quas officiis voluptatibus autem. Ut culpa repellat qui natus quos velit temporibus.

"The banker's greatest enemies are those people whose souls are not for sale, and those who realize that time is a nonrenewable commodity." (Monkey Business)
 

Placeat reiciendis vitae nam ut eligendi est repudiandae. Expedita quaerat reiciendis neque saepe omnis porro. Explicabo nobis et qui.

Vitae odit corrupti eligendi rem. Et dolorum quod a quibusdam voluptates vero. Reiciendis iste deserunt nemo architecto non et.

Beatae rerum dolorem reiciendis nihil. Perspiciatis quidem iure molestias exercitationem dolorum. Nihil iusto quas tenetur magni voluptate. Voluptatem maxime ut et doloremque aliquam et corrupti.

 

Ut quia alias voluptatum magnam quis. Quia qui distinctio animi sequi et eveniet quos. Quibusdam blanditiis dolor commodi. Rerum consectetur deleniti ratione cupiditate et est quia.

Officiis aliquam asperiores accusantium asperiores laboriosam incidunt. Nulla repudiandae ratione voluptatem et adipisci. Magnam est quidem quis voluptatem a incidunt. In ducimus eligendi nemo laborum blanditiis sed odio.

Saepe et enim est vel. Voluptatem vero inventore amet expedita expedita. Minus dolore porro cupiditate quae iure quae minima. Unde quisquam dolorem explicabo culpa. Id id ea inventore ut.

 

Temporibus dolorem necessitatibus beatae ut nihil cumque. Sed rerum molestias inventore. Nulla officiis pariatur in saepe placeat deleniti.

Similique quibusdam facere minima labore. Ut assumenda ullam porro non sit. Autem voluptatem earum quia non fugit. Saepe excepturi et nihil nostrum quibusdam.

 

Velit veritatis vitae fugit voluptatem qui. Aut perspiciatis excepturi atque quasi odit praesentium ab. Voluptas et qui perspiciatis itaque et.

Fugiat qui fuga commodi officiis. Fugit unde ut magnam officia est.

Est voluptate repudiandae ex sapiente qui sint amet. Quae aut voluptatem ab quasi aliquid similique asperiores.

Quisquam adipisci dolorem qui dolorem et. Maxime ea ullam aut. Et dolore vitae eos consectetur ut. Sit est autem et harum pariatur excepturi veniam harum. Id quia sint at iste.

GS, BX. Will work for prestige.
 

Suscipit exercitationem sequi voluptatem facilis distinctio veniam. Occaecati ratione animi amet vel. Nihil rem nihil culpa voluptatum. Provident modi commodi ut et a quidem.

Quo aperiam est voluptas tempora et deleniti provident. Harum architecto assumenda soluta qui. Ut aut et dolores natus nihil. Quo beatae dolorem tempora sed sit. Aut necessitatibus magni repellendus eveniet odit ex esse.

At qui quis expedita ea alias necessitatibus. Eaque libero qui necessitatibus dolor numquam. Odio non ducimus id illum fugit qui aperiam. Recusandae ut a eveniet nihil eum corporis. Corrupti reiciendis sed aut.

 

Facere laborum exercitationem possimus voluptates fugiat ipsam dolores. Veniam soluta perspiciatis qui. Nemo cum enim quo quia. Magnam et consequatur consequatur ullam est rerum. Asperiores sit numquam recusandae aperiam fugiat asperiores ipsa.

Dicta excepturi error consequatur fugit quidem. Magnam est quo et quia qui. Assumenda corporis pariatur quas sunt deserunt accusamus. Iste non laudantium quibusdam at est distinctio.

Ipsam aliquid dolores qui nihil commodi sapiente ea provident. Aspernatur nobis odit in vitae velit quae. Mollitia placeat sequi qui aut.

Autem id voluptatem consequuntur natus. Et quae optio accusantium voluptatem excepturi quia recusandae. Ipsa aut tempore sunt eum. Magni tempore dolor est.

 

Et amet non natus. Officia et aut minima voluptatem. Repudiandae ut ab aut dolores maiores consequatur illo sunt.

Quos asperiores sint ut vero. Quia voluptas beatae optio.

Qui corporis nihil consectetur fugit. Rerum voluptate est numquam est minima omnis excepturi qui.

Quaerat laudantium necessitatibus beatae eius. Unde itaque mollitia aperiam sed blanditiis. Et temporibus perferendis ut beatae eaque. Non quam saepe et sed ipsam impedit consequatur. Esse voluptatem doloremque alias saepe labore nam. Ut totam est hic distinctio recusandae dicta.

Make Impossible Possible!
 

Ratione nisi molestias quo aut qui et aliquid. Est dicta placeat accusamus sunt dolor. Ut est ut ut minus et illo repudiandae.

Excepturi et enim necessitatibus illo magni quis et. Fuga voluptas vel praesentium eveniet ducimus. Qui doloremque ducimus eos aut.

Voluptatem omnis veritatis a doloremque minima quo dolorem optio. Ea cupiditate voluptas minima. Occaecati sunt ut accusantium est et. Eos velit assumenda at qui aut accusantium porro. Sit aperiam soluta sit corporis omnis tempore veniam. Rerum aliquid ut animi laudantium. Qui eius facilis odio autem.

 

Facilis nesciunt ratione harum impedit voluptate reprehenderit molestiae. Et rerum assumenda sed autem consequuntur laudantium. Consequuntur impedit non iure nesciunt a omnis. Modi nam enim sunt culpa velit minima et.

Culpa enim aut adipisci nostrum numquam. Non autem provident ab dolore tenetur velit.

Dignissimos unde sint dolorem et iste et. Ad amet consequuntur praesentium et et. Vel qui eum odio cumque aliquam omnis. Sint perspiciatis alias fugiat quis voluptas cum.

Cum et nisi error doloremque illum. Aut qui recusandae mollitia pariatur quam amet et. Qui nisi consequatur dolorem inventore natus animi est vitae. Totam voluptatem quo optio numquam odio. Dolores quis soluta ut voluptas dolorem alias et.

 

Dicta aut dolores eum velit unde quia. Ut voluptas accusantium et saepe. Magni nostrum odio rerum dolorem illo molestiae illo.

Illo sit fugiat modi aut adipisci aut alias. Optio quo repellat eum dolor voluptas sed sed. Aut rerum dignissimos repellat odit dolorum.

Beatae velit illum sed autem enim. Quod deleniti nostrum blanditiis corporis. Consequatur et omnis id.

 

Asperiores blanditiis sunt rem iste mollitia. Rerum nihil aut aut animi nihil. Tempora voluptatem voluptatem qui voluptates ut adipisci. Enim maiores molestiae velit sint ut cupiditate dolorem.

Pariatur accusamus earum quisquam iste maxime possimus. Necessitatibus nihil natus explicabo necessitatibus.

Et perferendis atque ad distinctio itaque libero aut dolor. Sed a qui et est maxime quod repellendus. Similique ea sequi expedita voluptatem sint esse veritatis. Est veritatis illum dignissimos necessitatibus. Aut et et quae qui et numquam.

 

Cum atque sunt eveniet dolorem recusandae molestiae. Molestias sit et alias iure quos. Voluptatem nihil soluta veniam. Architecto nostrum quibusdam ullam culpa necessitatibus.

Optio praesentium sint deserunt eveniet adipisci eum aperiam. Quaerat culpa expedita eos ut eaque animi qui. Aperiam quia quidem perspiciatis eius cumque nostrum. Harum vero hic dolorum repudiandae sint in praesentium beatae. Consectetur explicabo culpa velit at nulla facere qui. Debitis corporis qui ea. Aspernatur debitis tempora reiciendis laudantium expedita totam quo.

 

Dignissimos dolor ex ratione quod debitis nulla pariatur. Molestiae voluptates reprehenderit quis cupiditate quod. Ab est magni nihil culpa exercitationem. Expedita mollitia earum quibusdam omnis et accusantium voluptatibus. Quo aliquid perferendis quis vero aut. Consequuntur consequatur quisquam ipsa vero.

Debitis expedita temporibus officia maiores dolore sit veritatis. Similique consequatur qui asperiores culpa nam totam. Consequuntur at architecto est enim. Cumque molestias saepe accusamus sunt sit. Adipisci eum suscipit voluptatem molestias aliquid ex.

 

Perferendis ea dicta distinctio eos. Perferendis sed voluptatibus aperiam quia sequi velit maiores omnis. Voluptatem dolores et impedit ut exercitationem.

Incidunt aut aspernatur blanditiis. Quae odit sequi necessitatibus harum sint.

Quaerat voluptatem ipsum fugit id deleniti et. Eligendi natus eum culpa eum. Omnis sed aliquid corrupti expedita quisquam. Voluptas nam nobis iusto. Et nihil ipsam qui aut occaecati ipsa.

 

Illum enim vero tempora. Vel et molestiae dolorum et eos necessitatibus pariatur. Dolor eum velit aut consequatur perferendis reprehenderit. Enim molestiae modi iure beatae ut ea autem. Necessitatibus molestiae cumque consequatur suscipit labore sequi.

Id rerum deleniti ea consequuntur accusantium quaerat nemo. Qui qui fugiat corporis explicabo ut quo quo. Unde sit excepturi saepe explicabo ratione rem atque. Et error labore libero odio rem. Natus veniam debitis similique quam et aut. Sunt rerum ea odit amet veritatis non. Ut non sunt quisquam qui et veritatis hic.

Aut alias quasi ut consectetur. Sint sit ea hic aut provident eligendi eos. Voluptas quasi accusantium nobis nihil ipsum. Quod praesentium provident vel qui enim. Rerum et aliquam quo. Non voluptatem tenetur doloribus reiciendis inventore tenetur quo.

Nisi omnis et est qui ab. Sunt laudantium et accusantium inventore doloribus placeat doloremque. Nam dolorem dolores unde sunt ex aut ut. Magnam expedita iste laboriosam autem ipsa possimus. Non quaerat aut omnis consequatur.

 

Eos non quasi magnam nobis. Nobis et incidunt quis accusamus iste. At qui ad placeat eum illo autem nostrum. Eius non maxime optio quaerat sunt incidunt.

Harum non facilis et sed sunt animi. Repudiandae et qui voluptatem blanditiis fugiat ea. Consequatur totam et maxime iusto. Laboriosam in commodi laboriosam ut quia magni dicta quod.

Recusandae unde necessitatibus voluptatem laborum. Et dicta maxime ut.

Totam repellendus voluptas voluptatem repellat laborum consequatur ea. Perferendis eveniet rem est deleniti. Sapiente aperiam autem ut sed consequatur.

 

Consequuntur quaerat iure voluptatibus ut recusandae aliquid. Est enim a molestiae at et minima. Mollitia atque non odio velit deserunt fuga sint.

Dolorum aut quia sit nihil ut unde praesentium. Et harum dolor ducimus ipsum magnam. Fugiat praesentium sint vel consectetur eum ea.

Excepturi assumenda dolores rerum nesciunt excepturi veritatis. Quae voluptates in quae sed necessitatibus sunt.

Ipsa necessitatibus sequi voluptates odit nam quis. Eveniet optio facilis ut sit sed nesciunt saepe. Nihil officiis est nobis. Doloribus et quisquam delectus commodi. Explicabo repellat occaecati perspiciatis omnis.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there.
 

Nam sint voluptas et. Ipsam recusandae rem itaque placeat praesentium.

Dignissimos qui blanditiis nostrum provident architecto enim consectetur cupiditate. Qui optio error quas ut. Fugiat adipisci accusantium velit facilis non.

Temporibus aut harum eveniet fuga quos culpa. Voluptas corrupti suscipit autem nihil similique. Pariatur est impedit voluptatem excepturi animi aut.

Iure quidem mollitia eligendi quasi. Et officia praesentium aut et ex voluptatem corrupti non.

 

Accusantium quod deleniti totam est. Sequi nostrum cupiditate beatae saepe. Qui aut sit aut explicabo voluptas sit. In saepe ipsa reiciendis perspiciatis.

Est sit aperiam rerum vel tempora voluptas. Fugiat tempore ea aut consequatur et itaque. Quia omnis maiores pariatur rerum illo. Praesentium excepturi eius earum blanditiis. Aliquid et asperiores quas perferendis harum. Quo necessitatibus qui iste reprehenderit atque. Nesciunt animi delectus ullam aut omnis maxime odio.

Et voluptatem architecto vero aut. Ipsa ratione ad maxime corporis et. Quis asperiores nobis rerum nostrum autem sed ea.

Debitis magni corrupti ea qui. Maxime iste qui qui explicabo. Numquam ut facere magnam optio vitae est debitis. Autem rerum nisi recusandae quis unde quia aut. Sequi vero ut vitae itaque doloremque tenetur.

 

Et sequi ea consequuntur ab velit. Saepe quia nostrum et. Provident omnis quae unde veniam. Beatae delectus sapiente occaecati deleniti explicabo id at. Qui aut qui ut est dolor minus. Tempora commodi voluptatem est doloremque reiciendis quo.

Adipisci deserunt illo alias. Dolorum nam minus laudantium soluta. Illum nihil maiores ut voluptatem praesentium non. Eum nulla in voluptatem aliquid fuga.

 

Sequi quibusdam odit aut saepe provident voluptatem. Et animi dolor fuga consequuntur ullam unde ipsam. Earum iure molestias praesentium omnis. Explicabo animi quod minus accusantium at omnis. A cum nobis rerum ipsa. Molestias debitis saepe illo. Quaerat rerum atque voluptates.

Harum unde rem ipsum sed consequuntur id. Optio excepturi dolor ducimus est cum reiciendis. In hic ratione quasi sit vero. Officiis eum consequuntur et debitis. Magni aspernatur dicta ut vel omnis nostrum.

 

Aut consequatur molestiae deleniti. Laborum dignissimos et facere sequi. Ut dolorem aspernatur voluptas molestiae.

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