UBS Dress Code - 43 page code
In a Big Brother-style, 43 page dress code for its bank employees, UBS has a recommendation for everything from the length of employees’ socks (at least knee high, to avoid embarrassing peeks of skin from the trouser leg) to what they eat (no garlic).
Here are some taken out:
“The nicky [kerchief] should always be folded and tied with a bow oriented, not below, but as far as possible, top left. Style “boy scout” (nicky bellows on the neck) be rejected in all cases”
“Never wear shoes that are too small for you: There’s nothing worse than a twisted smile.”
“In interviews with customers or other third parties, it is essential you remove your glasses so that eye contact can established. Sunglasses should not be worn on the head.”
"The ideal time to wear perfume is directly after taking a hot shower when your pores are still open."
"You will extend the life of your stockings and your tights if your toe nails are well-trimmed and filed."
"Each time you remove your suit, untie your tie and hang or wrap it. Give your tie
at least one rest day before reuse so that the fabric and lining to rest."
Full 43 pages are below. I think its in Spanish or something
U didnt write how they wanted women who face clients to wear only flesh colored lingerie...lol
If you're going to rip off Deal Journal word-for-word, the least you could do is toss some quotation remarks around virtually your entire post.
If you're going to talk like a fag word-for-word, then go eat a dick.
I posted it to share with my fellow monkeys..
anyone in UBS kind enough to post the english version?
GOB i dont know who you are or where you come from but your bold style is great. Welcome to WSO!
Thanks trade4size. I was a looonngg time lurker.
"Full 43 pages are below. I think its in Spanish or something"
Sans chaussures adaptées et de qualité, même le plus beau tailleur ne donne aucun style. Seules des chaussures adéquates complèteront avantageusement un Dresscode correctement respecté, confèreront style et élégance et contribueront positivement à l’impression générale. Si votre tenue est de couleur anthracite foncé, noir ou bleu foncé, des chaussures noires fermées en cuir brillant de style classique ou tendance conviendront parfaitement. La hauteur du talon ne doit pas dépasser 7 cm; le
Its French, give me a fucking break
I apologize that my sarcasm did not register with you. This is WSO bro of course I knew it wasn't Spanish. Making an account on this site is more difficult than recognizing the obvious difference between Spanish and French.
UBS without Ken Moelis is like Entourage w/o Ari Gold.
Fuck UBS, they are irrelevant
english version:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/45301801/Translated-Version-of-UBS-Dress-Code-Document
They're trying to re-establish their brand name with clients. Give them a fucking break.
Spoke with a bud from UBS. This is actually just a guideline for like 500 retail bankers in Switzerland. They are trying to give this policy a test run to see if it's feasible etc.
Thanks for sharing!!
UBS dress code still in use? (Originally Posted: 05/24/2011)
Anyone know?
I don't think so. I am also pretty sure that was just for Switzerland aswell
weird dress code at UBS PWM (Originally Posted: 05/20/2010)
so my boss for my UBS PWM internship sent me this today:
"Dresscode is appropriate outfits for a function. No business suits, or jeans."
and nothing else. so is this abnormal? im not really sure what to wear...just khakis and a polo? or shirt and tie but no jacket? any help would be appreciated.
shirt and tie
If you're on the west coast, that's just slacks and a button down shirt. no tie.
bring a tie in the pocket just in case though.
Just sounds like Business Casss to me.
Sounds like a dick to me, how about a clear fuckin answer?
I'd definitely spray MASE on this fucker's toilet paper roll.
How does one spray a has-been rapper onto a toilet paper roll?
Haha, kiss my ass, then relax. He spelled "mace" wrong, and it reminded me of the rapper I once enjoyed in late-elementary school.
It was a joke. Lame, perhaps. Keep the monkey shit coming, it's like Cialis for the soul.
You're getting lamer every time you post.
UBS Dress Code - Changing it (Originally Posted: 01/17/2011)
Everybody loved making fun of it, now they're taking the hint and changing it:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_switzerland_ubs_dress_code
certain color underwear got me haha
I dont see what the problem with it was
Et corrupti excepturi sed consequatur est. Corporis sint tempora quam rerum id qui omnis. Sit quasi architecto quia dicta quo sed. Quisquam fugit et illum debitis harum incidunt.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...
Ab numquam quia ut fugit in soluta et. Commodi reprehenderit dolor velit.
Sunt qui adipisci dolorem et quasi autem hic. Repellendus ut est debitis inventore et quos soluta nemo.