Wharton MBA = Masters at Banging Asians

http://whartonjournal.com/2015/04/19/yellow-fever-coloring-my-wharton-e…

Have a good day! Wharton MBA is a valuable degree!!

Not surprised that it didn't come from the undergraduate student clubs. Those guys are too intense.

 
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Jesus christ, I'm so happy I don't go to Wharton. I expect something this whiny from freshmen at a liberal arts college, not a top business school. Isn't business school supposed to teach the soft skills to succeed in business/life...such as learning how to take a joke?

Try sending this joke to some mailing lists at work and see if you can keep your job. Or tell this joke to all your Asian friends in Kellogg and see their responses. I expect someone from top business school know the difference between being funny and being offensive/racist.

 
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There are a few things of note here:

  1. I can confirm that Asian vaginas are not sideways.

  2. The list of co-signers is remarkably not diverse. I'm surprised they couldn't get or didn't solicit anyone outside of the Asian clubs.

  3. I would kill for the last name 'Hung'.

  4. What the fuck is a co-President? That kind of thing does not fly with me, unless you are putting two rivals to battle for the sole-President title in a public fashion. Something makes me think this is not the case here among the legion of co-signers.

 

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