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Is it like referring to a member of the opposite sex as a 2 bagger or 3 bagger? You know? In banking, possibly referring to an ugly deal.

"They are all former investment bankers that were laid off in the economic collapse that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have no marketable skills, but by God they work hard."
 

Come on guys, bagger = bag of sand= grand = 1,000

Where does it come from? Bag of sand = grand (ye olde english)

While we are on topic, Yard = Billion also from the English, Miliard. Finally Monkey = 500 as I believe the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it

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Just for future reference on the 5 bagger discussion:

  • One over her face obviously.
  • One to cover your own just in case hers falls off.
  • One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
  • One by the door just in case somebody walks in.
  • And one to be sick into after the deed is done.
 

I think the monkey shit I got thrown at me for my comment was well worth the direction I took this thread.

That said, well done to Banker88 for resisting the temptation.

"They are all former investment bankers that were laid off in the economic collapse that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have no marketable skills, but by God they work hard."
 

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