What to do - Best exit opp?

In the spirit of every 3rd post asking what some clown should do in a given scenario i pose a question...Chicken or Fish tonight for dinner? Both are thawed in the fridge and both will be going in the oven covered with shake in bake...Just can't seem to pull the trigger, what do you think will give me the best exit opps??

 

Fish: the increase in brain function will yield more results then the protein enriched chicken. If you want the best exit opportunities, I would forge the shake and bake (as there is no need for the sodium). Closing point: practice your soft skills by making the chicken with the shake and bake, valuing it and then selling it to an associate, or even better an MD's wife. Before you do so, please eat the fish.

Case solved.

 

Just curious as to why two upstanding gentlemen like yourselves wouldn't just text about who gets the futon tonight. (That was supposed to be funny btw not mean)

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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